Jokes about the twelve zodiac signs! ! !

Going to the battlefield alone: ??Ox

Prime and prosperous: (satisfied) Sheep

Feng Shui turns round = round = wheel = Jiazi Mouse

Twelve Zodiac Signs

1. Rat

The rat crosses the street - everyone shouts to beat the rat and sees the cat - the bones are soft

Rat Pulling a wooden shovel - the big head is behind the mouse eating the cat - strange things

The mouse gnaws the ball - eats the (welcoming) air. The mouse gets into the bellows - both ends receive the air

2. Cow

The cow's hooves - two pieces of grass in the cow's mouth - can't be pulled out

The old cow is on the nose rope - it can't run. The old cow drags the broken cart - shakes it Three pendulums

Cow nose piercing - letting people lead the cow to eat cabbage - everyone loves it

3. Tiger

The beard on the tiger's mouth ——Who dares to touch the tiger and goes down the mountain——It’s coming fiercely

The tiger goes up the mountain——Who dares to stop the tiger from going to the street——Everyone is afraid

The tiger has wings——The tiger is amazing Being a monk - with a human face and an animal heart

4. Rabbit

Rabbits don't eat the grass beside their nests - show mercy (green) Rabbit's legs - run fast

Rabbit The rabbit's ears - can hear far. The rabbit's mouth - three pieces

The rabbit's tail - can't grow. The rabbit chases the tortoise - can catch up

5. Dragon

< p>Two people dance dragon - there is a head and a tail, the dragon head does not pull the pony tail - the force is wrong

Ye Gong loves dragons - fake love for dragon lanterns and beard - no one cares about it

The dragon boat is loaded with dung ——The notorious carp jumps over the dragon gate——Gao Sheng

6. Snakes

Snakes eat eels - longer and shorter snakes get into bamboo tubes - they have no choice but to take this path

The snake burrows into the hole - not caring about the flies on the snake's head - the food and clothing that comes with it

The snake enters the tube - the nature of the snake is that the snake enters the curved hole - it is difficult to retreat

7. Horse

A horse bit is put on the cow's mouth - the horse's tail is pierced through tofu - it cannot be lifted up

The horse's tail is rubbed on the rope - it cannot be closed in the manger A donkey's head is stuck out - there is an extra mouth

Horses fighting - see the question (hooves) The horse lifts its hind legs - showing off its strength

8. Sheep

The sheep got into the tiger's mouth - he could get in, but he couldn't get out. The lamb was sucking milk - he knelt down on his knees

A rabbit ran out of the sheep flock - count the small ones and count the fine ones. Taking ostrich hair from the body------no way

A camel ran out among the sheep--what a show of authority. The sheep looked at the fence------dilemma

9. Monkey

Monkey climbs trees - a good trick. Monkey grows horns - makes a fool of himself

Monkey looks in the mirror - he is not a human inside and outside. Monkey fishes for the moon - busy in vain

< p>Monkey's face - change into a monkey and read a book - pretend to be polite

10. Chicken

Chicken pees - I have never seen a chicken giving New Year greetings to a weasel - surrendering Net

Making shuttlecocks with chicken feathers - playful chickens hatching ducks - busy work

Fried leeks with chicken feathers - messy egg shell dough - not much hair

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11. Dog

Dog eats a tortoise - can't find the head. Dog pulls sheep's intestines - the longer it gets, the longer it gets.

Dog catches mouse and cat looks after house - abnormal dog Barking at the moon - rare but strange

Dog lifts the door curtain - all depends on one mouth Dog bites mouse - nosy

12. Pig

Pig arches forward , chicken is grilled back - each has its own way Pig head - never open to steal

Pork soup bath - boring pig bristle brush - one by one thick and hard

Pig Digging a loach in your mouth - you can't dig out the pig's intestines even if you die - you can't lift it up