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Why did Wu Can put Mobei into his pocket?

Martial arts hit too much, and the pots of the post-Turkic were left on Emperor Gaozong. After the last years of Emperor Gaozong, the Turks revived the country, but only in the south of the desert, a large territory of Mobei, the capital of Anbei, was still in the hands of the Tang Dynasty. After Zhongzong ascended the throne, he was elevated by Wu Zetian. Everything was decided by Wu Zetian. She put all her energy into internal friction, and her military command was terrible, and she lost Mobei's territory and successfully restored the post-Turkic.

The first year of Hongdao, AD 683.

In December, Ding Si changed the yuan and pardoned the world. If you want to defend it, Tianmen Building declares forgiveness. If you are angry, you can't ride a horse. Instead, you will call people to the temple to announce it. That evening, Pei Yan was called in and collapsed in the Zhenguan Temple under the support of the testamentary edict. If the prince ascended the throne before the testamentary edict, those whose military affairs are undecided will be taken the day after tomorrow. Waste Wanquan, Gui Fang, Fengtian and other palaces. Geng Shen, Pei Yan played the role of a prince before he ascended the throne. He didn't announce in time that he should be punished. I hope that the announcement will be implemented in the book and under the door. Jiazi, Zhongzong acceded to the throne, respected the queen as the empress dowager, and governed by salt. The queen mother took Zezhou as the secretariat of the Korean king Yuanjia, respecting the soil and fearing change, and added three officials to comfort him.

In 684 AD, Shen Jia was in the first year of Guangzhai.

Spring, the first month, Jia Shenshuo, changed yuan and inherited the saint, forgiving the world.

Make Crown Prince Princess Webster Queen; Stepmother Zhen Xuan joined the army from Zhou Pu and served as the secretariat of Yuzhou.

Guisi, wei ren, yes, they are the lineal ones, and they are the same books with the same doctrine.

Zhongzong wants to take Wei as a supplement, and also wants to teach the five senses of the son of the wet nurse; Pei Yan fought hard, and Zhongzong said angrily, "I fought against Wei Zhen Xuan with the world, so why not!" And cherish evil! "Fear of inflammation, white queen mother, conspired to abolish. In February, in the Wuwu, the Empress Dowager convened officials in the Ganyuan Temple, and Pei Yan, Liu Zhongshu Yizhou Assistant Minister, General and Zhang Qian ordered the Empress Dowager to abolish Zhongzong as the king of Luling and help the temple to descend. Zhongzong said, "What's my crime?" The queen mother said, "if you want to share the world with Wei, how can you be innocent?" It is hidden in other places. Yongzhou herded Wang Dan and became emperor. Political affairs are decided by the queen mother, and living in another hall can't be ahead. Liu, the princess of Yu, was made queen. Later, the grandson of Dewei also. There are more than ten people flying horses drinking in the square canal. One person said, "There is no reward for knowing the monarch, and I will not serve Luling." If you get up alone, go out and tell me at the north gate. Before the seats are dispersed, all prisoners are taken. They're in feather forest prison. Those who spoke were beheaded, and the rest stayed until they were charged. Accusations are divided into five senses. The purpose of the informant has flourished since then.

Listed for two years, AD 686.

In spring, in the first month, the Queen Mother wrote a letter to the emperor to restore the government. Zong Rui knew that the queen mother was insincere and resolutely proposed; The queen mother returned to the imperial court. Have a heart, forgive the world. ? ———? Zitongzhi Ji Jian Tangji Tangxi

Emperor Gaozong died in February 65438+683, and Li Xian was abolished in February 684. Zong Rui is a direct puppet, so it can be concluded that after the death of Emperor Gaozong, Wu Zetian has mastered the military and political power, while Li Xian and Li Dan are just unlucky people who have been put on stilts, so Wu Zetian should be responsible for the military affairs of the Tang Dynasty.

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Around this year (AD 687), Gu Dulu conquered the Tiele ministries in Mobei. ? -Duan Lianqin's "Ding Ling, Gao Che, Tie Le"

After four years of hanging arch, Jimihanhai, Yanran, Helan, Lushan and Dahen were occupied by post-Turks, and camelin, Jinwei, Youling and Juyan also belonged to post-Turks. -"The General History of chinese administrative division, Volume II of the Tang Dynasty"

At the right time, the Turks were powerful, and the ministries of Tiele gradually merged in Mobei. Uighur, Qiju, Sijie and Hunbu moved to Gansu and Liangzhou. -"Old Tang Book-The Story of Tiele"

In the marquis of Wu, the Turkmen sipped and took Tiele's old place, so Uighur and Qi, Sijie and Xiongnu gave three rounds of moral preaching, wandering between sweetness and coolness, but Tang often took his strong riding to assist Chishui Junyun. -The Book of the New Tang Dynasty-On Uighur

It is clearly written in the history books that Mobei fell around 687 and Tang Gaozong died in 683. How can you put the pot on his head?

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Let's take a look at the four towns of Anxi. Wu Feng put the loss of Emperor Gaozong and the recovery of Wu Zetian out of context, misleading everyone to think that Wu Zetian wiped the emperor's ass. In fact, Emperor Gaozong has recovered four towns in Anxi and never lost the four towns left to Wu Zetian. On the contrary, he recovered four towns, and lost another four towns during the reign of Wu Zetian.

(Tang Gaozong) ordered (Pei) to send a thrifty book to the king of Persia, still to appease the gluttons. ..... all conspired with Shiwo first. In autumn, they are going to refuse China's special envoy. When they heard that there was an army, there was nothing they could do. Since then, they have led more than 500 sons, nephews, leaders, etc. to ride to the camp, pay tribute to them and capture them. On the same day, he passed his arrow, and the ministers learned to intercede and sent it to Duanyecheng. Jane rides, advances at night, and covers the scorpion. On the way, all the fruits were returned, and they came with the messenger from the shelter. Be frugal, let the pedestrians who built the nest go, and let them tell their owners first that they have all been caught, and then look for them after building the nest. Therefore, the official set up a monument in Broken Leaf City, recorded meritorious deeds, captured the capital, built a nest and returned it. -Biography of Pei Xingjian in the New Tang Dynasty

In the first year of Diaolu, the four towns of Duanye, Qiuci, Khotan and Shule-Bookstore Yuangui Volume 967.

The restoration of Emperor Gaozong and the loss of Wu Zetian.

Hanging arch for two years (AD 686), No.4 Bus has four towns. Later, Tubo became arrogant and entered the western regions. To the west of Yanqi, all the castles came down. -Cui Rong? Discussion on the withdrawal of four towns

On November 3, the second year of quasi-vertical arch, the golden teeth were pulled out in the four towns of Khotan, □□□□, □ Le and Broken Leaves. -Turpan document Confessions of Sui Deda

In the second year of the Tang Dynasty, he was ordered to give up the four towns of Anxi. -Wang's History of Tubo Food and Political Relations in Tang Dynasty.

In two years, Wu Zetian took the initiative to give up Anxi, four towns in the western regions of the Tang Dynasty. -Yu Taishan's General History of the Western Regions

Hanging arch for two years, the garrison in Broken Leaf Town was changed to protect the army, Qiuci, Khotan and Shule town were abandoned, and Anxi was sent to protect Xizhou. -"A General History of chinese administrative division Tang Dynasty" Volume II P 1037

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The rumor of expanding territory, martial arts blew a wave of barbarians to expand territory. In fact, all kinds of barbarian places are within the territory of the Tang Dynasty, mostly in Shaanxi, Gansu and Sichuan, deceiving some people who don't understand history books to create the illusion of expansion.

Hu's Inner Attachment

In February of the first year of TianChangshou ... the ten prefectures established in this year should be the "dry seal" of Longyou (dry seal, submission, Hue, harmony, good survival, Ding Ning, Luo Yun, Chaofeng, Guiyi and He Yi) adjacent to Tubo.

-Zhou Weizhou's research on the early Tangut history.

According to the first year of life, that is, three years from heaven, ten counties were set up ... They are Kimichao, Wu, Fu, Xigui, Gui, Bu, Beixia, Dongxia, Yue and Dazhou, and they are divided into Lingzhou and Xiaer two states.

-A General History of chinese administrative division, Volume II of the Tang Dynasty, P 13 1 1 note 1.

Either way, according to the records in chinese administrative division Tang General History, most of the ten states, such as Ji Michao and Wu, are in Shaanxi and Ningxia today (see chinese administrative division Tang General History P 1089, P 1094-P 1098, etc. ), but jimizhao.

The second attachment,

Laichuan Prefecture, also known as Yechuan Prefecture and Zhou Ye Prefecture, is located in Kangding County of Sichuan Province today, but the area of Kangding County today is only 1 1600km? What's more, during the Tang Dynasty, Laichuan Prefecture was not the only state in Kangding County today. For details, please refer to Ye Chuanbu in Guo Shengbo's "Exploring the Sources of the Departments of Yazhou Waiji Zhizhou in Tang and Song Dynasties".

Yongchang Manev

There are Yongchang people in Yaozhou who live in ancient Yongchang County. In the fifth year of Xianheng, Emperor Gaozong led Liang Jishou, the deputy governor of Youwei, as the main leader of Yaozhou Road March. By God's will, the marquis of Wu sent an imperial envoy Pei Huaigu to get pregnant. By the time of longevity, the big leader led the tribe to 20 thousand in the Dong period.

-"New Tang Book Biography Volume 147"

Yaozhou DuDu Fu

During the magical period of Wuhou (A.D. 697), "Fu Yao ruled fifty-seven states", which was the time when Yaozhou Dudufu belonged to Jimi State at the most. These Zhili States are scattered from western Chuxiong to Dali. At that time, the border of the southwest frontier still did not exceed the west of Lancang River.

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This was a big joke after the Turkish conquest. After the Turks surrendered to the five States, it was a complete scam. In 695, it surrendered in June 5438+00, and in September 696, it attacked Liangzhou in the south. In the first month of 697, they surrendered in Koling Prefecture. In February, Koushengzhou. Is this territory? Is this territory? Wu Chui said that the post-Turks were his territory. Did Wu Zhou send officials, generals and government agencies to manage it? Post-Turkic pure map opens the border

Long live the Japanese book. In the first year of B, AD 695.

In the winter of October, the Turk Mo sent envoys to surrender, and the Queen Mother was overjoyed and conferred the title of General Zuo Wei to return home.

In the first year of Shen Bing, Tian Tong, Long live the year 696.

In September, Ding Si was in Liangzhou, Turkic Kou and DuDu Xu. Qin Ming, the great-grandson of Shao; When the time came, tens of thousands of Turks, Enemy at the Gates and Qin Ming, refused to fight and were captured by them.

◎ Dingyou, the first year of magic, AD 697.

The first month? Turkic sip KouLing state, with Xu Zitong. Qin Ming went to the gate and cried for beautiful sauce, rice and ink. He wanted to choose a good general in the city and lead the elite soldiers to attack Luying at night, but there was no suggestion in the city.

Guihai, the Turkish sip of Shengzhou, and the agreement of Pingdijun An Daomai have been broken.

◎ The reform movement in the first year of the Holy Calendar, AD 698.

In August, Wuzi and Wu Yanxiu went to Heishan South Pavilion. The Turks took a sip silently, and Yan Zhiwei and others said, "I want to marry my daughter to Li and use martial arts!" This is the son of the son of heaven! In the Turkic world, I am grateful to Shili. I heard that Shili was completely destroyed, and only two sons were there. I will assist the soldiers today. "Is the detention of YanXiuXiu in other places, with ambition for the south in khan, and said to make the Lord Tang Min also. Then he sent troops to attack Jingnan, Pingdi, Qingyi and other troops, and the Jingnan army ordered Murong Xuankun to surrender, with 5,000 soldiers. Lu Shi, into Kougui, Tan and other states. Those who had entered Turkey from Yan Zhiwei before were silently sipped five or three clothes, and the Queen Mother took them away.

Let's take a look at how the so-called returning Duke of Zhou treated Zhou Dachan of Wu.

Yan Zhiwei and Tian Guidao do Turkic together, and the book silently sips sweat. Knowing the truth, when you meet the silent messenger, you should wear a robe and a silver belt with him and say, "If you are on a trip to the capital, you should make a big confession." On the way back, he said, "The Turks have lived for many years and now they repent. Kindness and tolerance are appropriate. Today, knowing that Wei Shan wears robes, it is difficult for the court to see; In order to be grateful to North Korea, it is advisable to take the first suit. Moreover, the special envoy is not enough for Zhang. " The queen mother is natural. Sipping, dancing, sucking the nose of his boots; Return to the Tao and not worship. It is Chen Zhifu to quietly sip prisoners and return to the Tao, kill them and return to the Tao, and blame them for their insatiable greed. Aboda Ganyuan Zhen said, "The emissary of a great power should not be killed." Silent sip anger slightly solution, but detention. ? -"Zi Tang 22"

Embassy, dancing, lick the shoes, and one person almost got killed. I don't know how Wu Chuizi has the face to divide others into his own territory.

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Lost broken leaves, the Silk Road was broken.

Since the hanging arch, the ten tribes have been invaded and plundered by Turkic silent sip frequently, and their death has been exhausted. However, only 60,000 to 70,000 people moved inland with Huselo, and the west Turkic Ashna was abandoned.

Those who suddenly ride horses and perform martial arts are other species in West Turkistan. When I was transferred to Huthero, the number was Mohadagan. Later, Hutuluo used severe punishment, which everyone was afraid of, especially his tribe, so he was joined by all the Hutus from far and near. Under it, each army has 20 commanders and 7000 soldiers. After trying to collect broken leaves in the northwest, they gradually captured broken leaves and transferred them to their own homes. It borders Turkey in the northeast, Zhuhu Lake in the southwest and Xiting Prefecture in the southeast. Hutuluo was weakened by many people, so he entered the DPRK at an appropriate time and dared not return it. His land was annexed by Uzbekistan. ? ——? Biography of the Old Tang Dynasty Turkic 144.

Emperor Gaozong completely handed over the four towns of Anxi and the Silk Road to Wu Zetian, and the broken leaves were lost and twisted on the Silk Road. I really don't know how to take credit.

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Lost Yingzhou Liaoxi

When Wan and Tang Bing were at loggerheads, the army heard about it and was afraid. Xi people rebelled against Wanrong, and Yang, the general manager of Magic Weapon Road, beat him in front, and the soldiers beat him behind, winning his generals. Wan Rongjun was defeated, and Shuai Qing went thousands of miles east. Former general Zhang Jiujie sent troops to invite him to enter the Taoist temple. Wanrong was so poor that he fled to Lushui East with his slaves and rested in the forest. He sighed. "It is a great sin to return to the Tang Dynasty now. If you go back to Turkey, you will die. If you go back to Silla, you will die. It will be safe! " The slaves beheaded and descended, and the owl was closed on all sides. The rest of the crowd and Xi, All fell into the hands of the Turks. ? -"Zi Tang 22"

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During the reign of Wu Zetian, broken leaves were lost in the west, Mobei in the north and Liaoxi in the east, but the territory increased. Isn't that funny?

So the so-called 124 10000 square kilometers is a joke.

The attached drawings show the territory of Emperor Gaozong after his death and the territory of Wu Zetian.