Recommend some campus jokes suitable for middle school students

When I was shopping, I suddenly felt a stomachache, so I went into the hot pot restaurant on the corner 199. I want to borrow a toilet, but I can't find it on the first floor. So I ran to the second floor. The second floor was still under renovation, and it was empty, only to find that there was a faulty toilet door to be repaired. Please don't use it. I really can't help it. It's empty anyway. ! When I finished, I went downstairs and found no one there. Strangely, it's dinner time. Just now, I said downstairs at the wedding, why did you go to the building all at once? Even the waiter and receptionist were gone ... so I approached the bar and asked, "Is anyone there?" Why is there no one? At this moment, I saw a waiter coming out from under the bar and saying, *! ..... weren't you there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now? You are very lucky.

Saying a county magistrate with a strong accent in Hunan went to the village to make a report:

"Rabbit, shrimp, pig tail! No pickles, pickles are too expensive! ! "

Attention, comrades and villagers! Stop talking and have a meeting now! ! )

After the county magistrate finished speaking, the host said, "Please give me sausages and pickles!"

Now, please talk to the township head! )

The township head said, "Rabbit, the dog ate today's meal, and everyone is a big jerk!" "

Comrades, that's enough for today. Let's make a big bowl! )"

No pickles, I'll pick up a piece of shit and lick it for you. . . "

Don't talk, I'll tell you a story. . . )

Taoyuan dialect is very strange and has a high ending. For example, "ju" is pronounced "pig".

Go to the propaganda department of the county party Committee first and contact the personnel bureau for an interview. The propaganda department called me to make an appointment and put me on speakerphone.

Propaganda Department: "Hello, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party: "No, you are mistaken. I am not a person, I am a pig (Personnel Bureau) and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

I tried to hold back my laughter and my stomach hurt.

The next day, I attended the briefing of the county government. Roll call before the meeting.

Moderator: "Which units have arrived?" So the participants signed up one by one:

"I am a wild boar (Public Security Bureau)."

"My name is Pig (Education Bureau)."

"I am a pig (post office)."

"I am a typical pig (telecommunications bureau)

An unknown man came to the toilet and squatted at the door. What should I do if I find no paper after defecation? He saw a water pipe in front of the door and thought, handle it with your hands and wash your hands. He wiped off the dirt with his right hand and turned on the tap with his left hand, but there was no water in the pipe at all. He became angry from embarrassment and slapped the tap hard with his right hand. The water didn't come out, but the severe pain made him put his hand into his mouth. It's the right hand

A well-dressed man went to the bar and ordered a martini. He found a disheveled drunk sitting next to him, mumbling and studying what he was holding. When the drunk took what he was holding under the lamp, the man couldn't help but look around. The drunk muttered, "Well, it looks like plastic." Then he rubbed it with his fingers and said, "But it feels like rubber." A curious man sitting next to him asked, "What do you have?" The drunk replied, "Damn, I know, but it looks like plastic and feels like rubber." The man then said, "May I have a look?" The drunk showed him something. The man turned this thing over with his thumb and forefinger and studied it carefully: "Yes, it does look like plastic but feels like rubber, but I don't know what it is." Where did you get this thing? " The drunk replied, "It's in my nostrils!" "