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The narrator’s personal behavior makes no sense.
Wearing winter clothes and a summer hat - not knowing the autumn and spring
Note: Wearing winter cotton clothes and a summer hat, without spring or autumn clothing, so it is "not knowing the autumn and spring". The metaphor is old-fashioned and makes no sense.
Example: A person who is almost fifty years old is still careless in conversation and chooses to say things that are annoying. My wife said that he was wearing a winter coat and a summer hat, so he didn’t know what age it was.
Wearing an undershirt and a cotton hat—very different
Explanation: Wearing an undershirt that is only worn in summer, but wearing a cotton hat that is only worn in winter, and wearing no supporting facilities, so it is "very different". It means incompatible or inconsistent.
Example: As an old man, you are not afraid of making people laugh when you say something. My mother-in-law is busy organizing a banquet, but you still speak so nicely to her! This is really different from wearing an undershirt and a cotton hat! (movie "From Slave to General")
Hot summer Wearing cotton-padded clothes - not the case
Comments: Metaphorical behavior is unreasonable.
Example: You don’t even look at people’s faces and speak. It’s really not appropriate to wear cotton-padded clothes in the hot summer. Looking at this matter, there is a high probability that it will be ruined.
Sell Liangpi in the twelfth lunar month - no rush
Note that Liangpi is a summer food, so if you sell it in the twelfth lunar month, it is "no rush". The metaphor is wrong and makes no sense.
Example Sentence Standing with his head bare in the ice and snow, Cheng Shuanghu cursed loudly: "It's so damn hard to sell cold skin in the twelfth lunar month - even if you don't rush!... Wait for our new battle plan. Even if I win, I’m afraid I won’t be able to finish the battle!” (Chen Liye’s “On the Wings”)
The Banhong in June—I don’t know the autumn and spring
Note: June: refers to the sixth month of the lunar calendar. It is neither spring nor autumn. It is a metaphor for not looking at opportunities and unknown situations.
Example sentences: First of all, these fishermen who don’t know the secret of “opening the lake” see this kind of wooden boat and are prohibited from fishing. They shake their heads and sigh: “The spotted chickens in June don’t know the autumn and spring.” (Yan Yachu "Longgan Lake")
Wearing a felt hat in June—it makes no sense
Note: a felt hat: a sun hat used to prevent freezing. June of the lunar calendar coincides with the hottest season, so wearing a frost-resistant felt hat makes no sense. Metaphor that things are not suitable for opportunities.
Example: Everyone looked at each other with big eyes and small eyes, feeling sorry for themselves. They felt that making this joke was like wearing a felt hat in June, which made no sense. (Zhang Zuowei's "Deep in the Original Forest")
June Tian borrows a folding fan - the same as in the past
Note: When June Tian happens to use a folding fan, it is not suitable to ask people borrow. Blame others for not recognizing the objective situation.
Example: Qian Baidou also borrowed a folding fan on the sixth day of the lunar month, and he thought it was a good idea. After thinking about it, he said: "This is also from a state-owned enterprise. There is a young man named Yan Jun in the pawn shop. I am eighteen years old in 2021. I have studied for two years, can write a good calligraphy, and can make good calculations, so I asked him to be a fake uncle." (Li Dekui's "Two Sons-in-Law Fighting for a Daughter-in-law")
< p> Wearing a leather jacket in summer—not the caseNote: Wearing a leather jacket in the hot summer is not the case. It makes no sense to act as a metaphor.
Example: The old master couldn't help but accuse him: "You, you just want to talk and feel happy." Geng Zhong said unconvinced: "But what I said is the objective fact." The master sighed: "Others also I'm not a fool, I just wear a leather jacket in summer, which is not the case."
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