Four people's three-sentence and half-funny lines

I think the funny lines of three and a half sentences are as follows:

1, the last program was well performed, and three and a half sentences are indispensable, no matter whether it is good or not: don't run!

For tonight's get-together, brothers and sisters prepare together, and wonderful programs queue up to retreat.

A: The gongs and drums are ringing. B: All four gentlemen are on the stage. C: students give face. D: applause.

4, sales work is not afraid of difficulties, handsome guys and beautiful women are under control, and every shot is not ordinary, sign the bill!

5.a: Huishan in Shenyang has a good scenery. B: Xiuhu laughed at Bai Yang. C: Brotherhood is like running water. D: the thief stretched himself.

6. A: Thirty years ago, 167. B: malnutrition is like dried onions. C: The clothes are tattered and covered with dirt. D: poor.

7. We have known each other for 30 years. The students will gather in Shenyang today. C: Shake hands and hug D: I'd love to.

8, March breeze, blowing a smile on your face; The warm sun in March gives you a bright mood; The silk rain in March washes away troubles; Flowers in March, all bloom for you, send a blessing voice: Happy Women's Day!

9, Rebecca will give me my meager sensibilities, because I am the IP of the underworld.

10, the north wind blows, it snows in the wind, it's freezing, and I stamp my feet. What is wrong with me? I don't have a fever. I'm at a loss. I really should fight in such cold weather. A: I reached out my right hand and hit my left face. I reached out my left hand and hit me on the right face. A: Put out your right hand and hit your left face. A: Put out your left hand and hit your right face. A: Put out your right hand, hit the left face, put out your left hand ... At some point, bilibili got up and left. Answer: Come back, it's not over yet! If I keep fighting, I will become a pig. A: It's time for curtain call when you come back. B will come back and bow down together. Over.