On computer hackers seeking titles of computer idiot novels.

The chat record between a hacker and a computer idiot

Hacker: I control your computer.

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled?

Hacker: Using Trojan Horse

Xiaobai: ... where is it? Why can't I see?

Hacker: Open your task manager.

Xiao Bai: It's not in my computer.

Hacker: Forget it. I didn't do anything.

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer.

Xiao Bai: Oh

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey.

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, my computer has had many problems.

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: Why do you always go in and out of my computer?

Hacker: You can install firewall.

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. It makes me feel at ease to control your computer like this.

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses?

Hacker: Hmm

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? !

Hacker: General.

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker?

Xiao Bai: ... Oh, I thought it was because you were dark. ...

"hey!"

Hacker: I'm here again! !

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Your machine is the worst I have ever seen.

Xiao Bai: No way, it's a famous brand.

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games.

Xiao Bai: Oh, have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where I put it. I've been looking for it for a long time

Hacker: ... Goodbye.

Hacker: Hi! I'm coming.

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor.

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: ... what do you want! !

Xiaobai: Please help me get rid of the electricity bill this month. ...

Hacker: Go to hell! !

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! !

Xiaobai: ... I went out to play for a few days. Why do you want to see me?

Hacker: I want to find something.

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago, only your computer has the most complete virus!

Hacker: I'm coming! !

Xiaobai: ...

Hacker: Why don't you talk?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood.

Hacker: Who bullied you?

Xiaobai: I lost one of my numbers, which contained my first love.

Hacker: This is simple. I'll get it back for you.

Xiaobai: I can't get it back.

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number?

Xiao Bai: Oh … I just can't remember.

Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! !

Hacker: What's the matter? !

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! !

Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn't do anything wrong, so I made up a post, I promise.

Never play again next time

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! !

Hacker: What else do you want?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You must make me another one.

Hacker: Get down!

Hacker: Hey, I just did something very interesting.

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I sent it to the forum.

Xiao Bai: This is normal.

Hacker: I insist as soon as I see it, and I will call the landlord a pig.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned!

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned.

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? !

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID.

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert?

Hacker: It can be said that it is.

Xiao Bai: How high is it?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored.

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too!

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . .

Hacker: Fuck off!

Bai: Blackie, come out quickly. My password was stolen, 555 ~ ~ ~

Hacker: No problem, I'll get it back for you ... (Ten minutes later) No, I can log in with your number. ...

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Xiao Bai: Then why can't I get on?

Hacker: Let me see ... Sister, you seem to have opened M! s！ Landing box of n ......

Xiao Bai: Oh, so these two can't be used together. ......

Hacker: That's it. ........

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, come out quickly! ! !

Xiaohe: What is it? I'm still awake!

Xiao Bai: Why can't I enter my password?

Blackie: What have you lost?

Xiao Bai: Of course it's a small keyboard, idiot!

Blackie: ............, how can you lose when your keyboard is not turned on?

Xiaobai: Help me open it! ! !

Xiaohei: ............................ (vomiting blood)

Xiao Bai: Xiao hei, tell Google what this is.

Hacker: It's a search engine, that is, it can find things quickly!

Xiao Bai: OK, I'll give it a try.

Hacker: Have you tried it?

Xiaobai: I tried my best. I found goolge with Baidu once.

Hacker: Can you throw a stone at me?

Xiao Bai: Can we meet?

Hacker: ... This is not good, why should I watch it?

Xiao Bai: I want to see if you think the same as me.

Hacker: Oh, what do you think?

Xiao Bai: Very handsome, wearing tights, very charming. I can go anywhere and maintain world peace.

Hacker: ... You mean Spider-Man, boss!

Hacker: Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not out of curiosity, but out of habit, so I walked in.

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good way to change this habit of yours.

Hacker: ... Oh? ! What method?

Xiao Bai: I changed the bandwidth to 1K at the telecommunications bureau. It's too narrow for you to squeeze in, haha ~ ~

Hacker: Genius! .........., can you still surf the Internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time!

Xiao Bai: I learned some computer knowledge today. Very impressive.

Hacker: Tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: You can make everything on the computer invisible at once.

Hacker: dizzy! You don't say! I've never heard of it.

Xiao Bai: If you turn off the monitor, there will be nothing, haha, clever ~

Hacker: Go to hell ~

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop?

Xiao Bai: It's easy to find.

Hacker: But why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?

Xiao Bai: I watched a movie with porridge. It's so touching.

Hacker: ```````````````````````````````````.

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you something. Why does the computer always prompt "There is not enough space on drive C to release"?

Hacker: Shit!

Hacker: Hey!

Hacker: Hey! Xiaobai ~

Hacker: Why are you ignoring me?

Xiaobai: I'm crying.

Hacker: Huh? What happened? Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: No, nobody bullied me.

Hacker: Then why are you crying?

Xiao Bai: Look at the crayon Xiao Xin, Xiao Xin has lost it ~ He is so poor ~555555~

Hacker:-_-|||, then you continue to cry! ! ! !

Xiao Bai: I want to install anti-virus software.

Hacker: Well, well, your computer needs antivirus.

Xiao Bai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably Sony or BMW.

Hacker: How about Adidas?

Xiaobai: OK, please help me install it.

Hacker: Shit! I have something to do!

Xiao Bai: Xiao Hei, what if I want to delete something I don't use on my computer, but I can't?

Hacker: You can press F*** to enter "Safe Mode with Command"-> "path"->; DEL file name again, ok ~

Xiao Bai: I want to delete windows from drive C.

Hacker: That's the system folder.

Xiao Bai: But I have never used it.

Hacker: I shouldn't discuss this problem with you! Shit ~

Xiao Bai: Do you really think I'm an idiot?

Hacker: Yes, it is.

Xiao Bai: My net friend said I was smart.

Hacker: What did they say?

Xiao Bai: I won't tell you * _ *

Hacker: You must have sent them PLMM photos again, right?

Xiao Bai: How do you know? ~~~~

Hacker: Shit! !

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai? There is food in the summer vacation. Is there anything interesting?

Hacker: Yes, why do you ask this suddenly?

Xiao Bai: Then send it to me. Be specific. ..

Hacker: Oh, wait. ..

(15 minutes later)

Hacker: No, why should I send it to you?

Xiao Bai: The teacher asked me to hand in my summer homework and write down 10 interesting things in the summer vacation. ..

Hacker: Shit, shit! !

Hacker: Have we known each other for some time?

Xiao Bai: Yes.

Hacker: Do you think I am good to you?

Xiao Bai: Not bad. ..

Hacker: Hee hee (shy)

Xiao Bai: Why? Want to borrow money?

Hacker: ````````````````````````````````.

Xiaobai: I still owe the monitor 5 yuan rice money!

Hacker: When I didn't ask anything. ..

Xiao Bai: Come out! Ask you!

Hacker: What?

Xiao Bai: Can you steal?

Hacker: Nonsense!

Xiaobai: Then help me choose the number. ..

Hacker: Say numbers. ..

Xiaobai: 10000

Hacker:! #￥%……—*

Hacker: I'm here again. ..

Xiao Bai: Just in time. I have something to ask you. ..

Hacker: What is it? Don't ask me to help you change the water fee this time!

Xiao Bai: Can you crack the password?

Hacker: Nonsense, I am a hacker. ............

Xiaobai: Help me unlock the Da Vinci code!

Hacker: Go to hell, idiot. I watched too many movies. ............

Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to visit my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting!

Xiao Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash. ..

Xiao Bai: I know!

Hacker: # $%! Why?

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison!

Xiao Bai: I also want to control your computer.

Hacker: That won't do. If someone visits my computer, I will go crazy.

Xiao Bai: It's not fair! !

Hacker: OK, OK, you have it under control.

Xiao Bai: ... but I can't. ........

Hacker: Quack ~ ~ ~ That's why I agreed! ! !

Hacker: I'm here again.

Xiao Bai: This may be the last time we meet.

Hacker: Oh? What happened?

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, kill virus and install a firewall. I won't let you in!

Hacker: You hate me so much, ............ Well, I won't come again. Goodbye.

Xiao Bai: Well, .........., hey, wait a minute! ! Teach me what reloading system is first!

Hacker: ....................

Xiao Bai: Can you answer the questions about computers?

Hacker: I think so.

Xiao Bai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker: .............. doesn't know.

Xiao Bai: "F4" of course! !

Hacker: dizzy!

Xiao Bai: Can you answer another computer question?

Hacker: As long as it's not your stupid question.

Xiao Bai: I'm serious! ! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, yes.

Xiao Bai: This is a problem. Can you solve it, too?

Hacker: Your question should not be difficult.

Xiao Bai: Great. My fan seems to be broken. Help me change it.

Hacker: ... I will go first.

Xiao Bai: My computer is really broken this time.

Hacker: .............. just checked, and your computer is fine.

Xiaobai: So you bully me.

Hacker: No.

Xiao Bai: You have! There are no images in the MP3 file sent to me!

Hacker: Help ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Hacker: I'm coming ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Hacker: Huh? Where are you?

Hacker: Not yet? Isn't this a waste of electricity?

Hacker: Oh, my God, where are you? Come out quickly. Don't scare me ~ ~ ~

Hacker: Not yet? I copied the files from your computer to one disk and pasted them on another disk for a hundred times, a hundred times ~!

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Hacker: Not yet?

Xiao Bai: Haha, I've been here, but my keyboard is broken. It was a long time before I knew that the socket had dropped. ..

Xiao Bai: Let me ask you a question.

Hacker: Say

Xiao Bai: Besides my computer, can you control other people's computers?

Hacker: Some can. ........

Xiao Bai: Is it ok if there is no internet connection?

Hacker: ..............

Xiaobai: Can you turn on someone else's machine with the remote control?

Hacker: ................

Xiao Bai: You can still steal top secret documents! ! !

Hacker: I think you watch too many movies. Go wash and sleep.

Hacker: It's so late, why don't you go offline?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's time to get off. I will cut off the power.

Hacker: Slow down! Won't you turn off your phone?

Xiao Bai: Yes, just press the power off button and it won't move. You can only press the power.

Hacker: You modify the registry: open HKEY _ local _ machine software CrosoftWindowsntCurrentVersi.

On Winlogon, right-click the Winlogon project, select New → String Value, and enter PowerdownAfterShutd.

Own ",and then double-click the edit value as 1, and then you can automatically shut down. ..

Xiao Bai: ............, I'd better press the power.

Xiao Bai: I finally meet you. I have good news for you. ..

Hacker: Ahem, I also have bad news for you. ..

Xiao Bai: Ah, what bad news? Come on, come on.

Hacker: I'm poisoned. ..

Xiao Bai: Wow, haha, my God, Xiaohe, you will have today, too. ..

Hacker: I have the flu virus ~! ~

Xiao Bai: ―― Ah!

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, I want to video with you, can I?

Blackie: Yes, all right.

(10 minutes passed ...)

Xiaohe: What are you doing? Why not send it?

Xiao Bai: What?

Xiaohe: Video!

Xiao Bai: How?

Xiaohe: ........

Hacker: Just now you said you would tell me a good news. What is this?

Xiao Bai: Hehe, a boy used my computer today. ..

Hacker: KB, who dares to use your computer?

Xiao Bai: Yes, I was very scared when I opened it. I was embarrassed, so I went out ... I came back an hour later and found him very proud.

Sit in a chair with a smile. ..

Hacker: I know what happened. Did he clean your computer?

Xiao Bai: Yes, how do you know?

Hacker: Well, I'm used to the mess in your computer. Today, I was very relaxed all the way. I thought.

Got into the wrong computer ..

Xiao Bai: ―― Ah!

Hacker: However, it really took me some time. ..

Xiao Bai: But do you know what I said to him later?

Hacker: What did you say?

Xiao Bai: I told him to change my computer to the same one. ..

Hacker: ◎o◎

Xiao Bai: Then he stared at it for a long time, then brushed it and jumped out.

Xiao Bai: Stop saying that I am Xiao Bai!

Hacker: What? Have you ever drunk melatonin?

Xiao Bai: Well, actually I'm smart. Today I invented a new way to save electricity.

Hacker: Oh, tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: I found the fan in this cabinet useless. It runs too fast and consumes too much electricity. I'm going to tear it down. ..

Hacker: hoho~~~ You are a genius. If you pull the switch at home, you will save more electricity! !

Xiao Bai: .........., you seem to be with me? !

Hacker: I don't think so, yes!

Xiao Bai called the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: General.

Xiaobai: Brag! If you dare, please turn off the Trojan horse in my machine. ..

Hacker: How hard is it? We'll see.

Hacker: Haha, done, regret.

Xiao Bai: Hey, thanks ~ ~ ~ I'm playing outside. I just want you to turn it off for me. ........

Hacker: dizzy ~ ~ ~

Hacker: What are you playing?

Xiao Bai: Clean the computer.

Hacker: You? !

Xiao Bai: Yes, you said I have a lot of viruses here, so I want to delete all the files I don't know I don't like.

Hacker: Stop it! How many documents do you only know? You don't want your machine?

Xiao Bai: What should I do now?

Hacker: Do nothing else. Go and play.

Hacker: Hi, Xiao Bai, haven't you seen me for a while? Did you miss me?

Xiao Bai: I didn't miss you, but you came at the right time. ..

Hacker: What now?

Xiaobai: I downloaded the movie with a donkey, but the hard disk space is not enough. Can you think of anything?

Hacker: Let me see ~! ~

Hacker: Xiao Bai, I have some sad news for you. Because there are too many viruses in your computer, viruses have given birth to many babies, and they are all fighting for it.

Website. ..

Xiao Bai: Ah ~! ~ Oh, my God!

Hacker: I'm still listening to viruses whispering that the price of space has gone up again. Many viruses can't afford space, so they are preparing.

Started * * ..

Xiao Bai: What should I do?

Hacker: this is simple, reduce the space price and buy a hard disk ~! ~

Xiao Bai: 555555 I forgot my password again.

Hacker: If you have a bad memory, write the password on paper.

Xiao Bai: It's too long and complicated. One copy will kill people.

Hacker: With your intelligence, why do you want to set such a long password?

Xiao Bai: I think only when it is so complicated that I can't remember it can I stop others from deciphering it.

Hacker: In this way, the only function of your password is to make it difficult for yourself. ........

Hacker: The World Cup is about to start, a man's festival!

Xiaobai: Not only men, but also I like them ~ ~

Hacker: You? ! You can read football?

Xiao Bai: Yes, I will get up and watch every World Cup.

Hacker: Ha, great. We can finally speak the same language. Which team do you like?

Xiao Bai: China, of course! !

Hacker: No language. ...

Xiao Bai: Come out ~

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can movies be copied?

Hacker: Yes.

Xiao Bai: Why can't my movie be copied?

Hacker: What did you copy it with?

Xiaobai: Idiot, floppy disk, of course!

Hacker: @ # $% $

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, are you coming?

Honker: I'm honker, following a hacker ~

Hacker: Are you talking about me? -

Honker: ||||| Why are there so many viruses in his computer? Did you do it? !

Hacker: = = ||| Yes, it was almost the same before I came here ~ Ask him yourself if you don't believe me.

Xiao Bai: No!

River: ..........

Xiao Bai: After he came, my fan stopped. It was so depressing!

Hacker: ....................

Honker: ..........................

Honker: Don't be afraid, I'll help you kill the virus!

Hacker: * * * Yes ~ My virus database ~ ~ ~

Xiaobai: Well, I've wanted to kill the virus for a long time ~! V

Hacker: 55555555~

Honker: Wait a minute.

Ten minutes have passed.

Honker: Depressed ~ Never seen so many viruses @ _ @

Xiaobai: ................

Hacker: 55555555

Honker: Wow! What age is this virus? !

Xiaobai: ................

Hacker: Ha

Honker: Help ~! ! ! My computer is infected by your virus. @

Xiaobai: = _ = |||

Hacker: The descendants of the old virus have come for revenge, haha-

In ten minutes.

Honker: * _ * The latest software and hardware firewalls are hard to prevent, 555555~ I quit-_-# Let's go!

Hacker: haha, it turns out that my virus database is invincible, wow, hahaha ~! ! !

Xiao Bai: Xiao Hong, don't lose heart. Come and play again when you are free.

Hacker: Hehe, welcome to kill the virus again when you are free. Be careful not to send (*).

Whistler: @ # $%&; *+? =

Xiao Bai: Are you there?

Hacker: .........., huh?

Xiao Bai: My computer is broken. What should I do?

Hacker: No, I just checked. No problem.

Xiao Bai: Then why did all the numbers I entered become stars?

Hacker: .................

Hacker: Today, a guy asked me a super idiot question, which killed me.

Xiao Bai: Oh? Is there any problem?

Hacker: He asked if the USB flash drive could be upgraded.

Xiao Bai: What, you can't?

Hacker: ... Oh, sorry, I forgot it was you.

Xiao Bai: Depressed, depressed. .....

Hacker: What's the matter?

Xiao Bai: I'm sorry that Pluto was expelled by nine planets.

Hacker: What ... What does it have to do with you?

Xiao Bai: I think it seems farther to go once.

Hacker: Go to Mars, it suits you!

Hacker: Yesterday, the headhunting company came to me and said that a company wanted to sign a contract with me. The monthly salary is ***000, and the bonus is calculated separately. Do you find it tempting?

Xiao Bai: If they are willing to sign me, I will report it now.

Hacker: What can you do?

Xiao Bai: Well, I can't do rough work or technical work. Manage it. I can try to run it and be a vice president or something.

If you can give me a monthly salary of ***000.

Hacker: Do you think there is such a stupid company?

Xiao Bai: Looking for me. Maybe people have been looking for someone like me to be vice president. Anything could happen.

Hacker: OK, recommend it to my enemy tomorrow!

Hacker: My enemy found me.

Xiao Bai: Ah, then run away quickly. ..

Hacker: Where to escape?

Xiao Bai: Go to a deep cliff. There are martial arts secrets below. You can practice for ten or eight years before flying up for revenge. ..

Hacker: Shit!

Xiao Bai: Today I helped my classmate repair the computer.

Hacker: Just you?

Xiao Bai: Yes. ..

Hacker: It's a miracle that you can repair computers.

Xiao Bai: What's so strange? Her CD-ROM drive can't watch movies. ..

Hacker: Did she put the DVD movie in the VCD drive and couldn't play it out?

Xiao Bai: Right, so I know her CD-ROM drive must be broken. Tell her to buy another VCD drive tomorrow. ..

Hacker: ...

Xiao Bai: I want to buy a notebook.

Hacker: Soft copy or hard copy?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's a laptop!

Hacker: What did you buy that for?

Xiao Bai: The key to playing games and surfing the Internet is to be beautiful, light and easy to carry. The most important thing is that it is more used than the flowers next door.

What do you think I should buy?

Hacker: That's very demanding. It is "Wenquxing", which suits you best!

Xiao Bai: Can you do me a favor?

Hacker: As long as you are online, just say it! ! !

Xiaobai: I'm playing go-karting ... You help me steal a car with an exhaust pipe!

Hacker: That's only available on Korean servers!

Xiao Bai: I don't care! ! ! You stole it from Korea! I want to use it in China! Then I am awesome! Hehe ~ ~ ~!

Hacker: …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… "

Xiao Bai: Can you play a chorus?

Hacker: Yes! What's the matter?

Xiaobai: You help me get Tom Cruise up! I'm going to cook him into porridge! Let him dance with me! :)

Hacker: * * *

Hacker: I want to ask you a question.

Xiao Bai: Go ahead.

Hacker: ............, do you have a boyfriend?

Xiao Bai: Yes!

Hacker: .........., what's he like?

Xiao Bai: Tall, handsome and powerful. It's great for me to run a big company. ..

Hacker: Oh, I have something to do. I have to go first. ......

Xiao Bai: Hello ~ Hello ~ ~ ~

Xiao Bai: Hey, why haven't I seen you for a long time? Did you get caught? !

Hacker: No, .......... is very busy. Are you okay?

Xiao Bai: OK, I'm busy, too. I've cleared Lianliankan! !

Hacker: .........., how are you and your boyfriend?

Xiao Bai: Boyfriend? What boyfriend?

Hacker: Don't you have a tall, handsome and powerful boyfriend? !

Xiao Bai: Oh, oh ~ ~ ~ I'm afraid you will underestimate me. ........

Hacker: ... you, you super idiot! ! ! !

Hacker: .............., I like you.

Xiao Bai: A virus?

Hacker: What virus? I mean, unfortunately, I found that I like you very much.

Xiao Bai: You are fooling me again. You always call me an idiot.

Hacker: Yes, you are a big idiot, but I decided to sacrifice myself to maintain world peace, lest you harm others. ..

Xiaobai: ..................

Xiaobai: Do you really like me?

Hacker: .........., huh?

Xiao Bai: How much do you like it?

Hacker: It's just that my heart hurts when I can't see you. My head hurts when I see you.

Xiao Bai: Oh, I see.

Hacker:? you do not get it , do you?

Xiao Bai: So you treat me like a child with cavities facing chocolate!

Hacker: You can buy this notebook.

Xiao Bai: Oh, is this delicious?

Hacker: The configuration is good, and the brand and after-sales are good.

Xiao Bai: It doesn't matter. What matters is what color they have.

Hacker: ............ only has black.

Xiao Bai: Huh? ! These businesses don't consider consumer psychology. Don't they know how to add color or make hamburgers?

Hacker: Well, how about going to the toy counter first? !

One day, a stranger joined the hacker.

Stranger: Hello.

Hacker: Don't disturb others.

Stranger: I am a beauty! Don't be so rude to beautiful women.

Hacker: Unfortunately, I already have someone I like.

Stranger: I am more beautiful than the person you like 100 times.

Hacker: But she is the most beautiful in my mind.

Stranger: That's disgusting.

Hacker: Sorry.

Stranger: Hello? ....

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Hacker (dark cool): Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, even the IP has not changed. Do you still want to test me?