I'm bored. Is there anything funny ...

1. We are looking for a small MM, and * * * will irrigate together; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

2. Love at first sight, then decline, and finally exhaust.

3. A person is not lonely, only when he misses someone.

4. being born is easy. Live, easy. Life is not easy.

5. If I can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness ahead!

6. Work in QQ, and don't chat. If you want to have a strong chat, every word is five hairs; Punctuation, half price, more than 1, words, 2% discount; Expression picture, ten monthly subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Chat after the first payment, chat as soon as the payment arrives, pay online and provide invoices; Free of monthly rent, single charge, double holidays, business as usual; Wanted agent

1. When the bird is big, there are all kinds of Woods.

2. The garden can't be closed in spring, so I'll pull an apricot out of the wall.

3. Do you think I will watch you die? I will close my eyes.

4. I thought I was decadent, but I didn't know until today that my morning paper was scrapped.

5. the old man is old, the old man is old, and the wife is my wife.

6. I treat money like dirt, and my father treats me like a cesspool.

7. I drank to drown my pain, but this damn pain learned to swim.

8. I am your kite, the thread is in your hand, and only the wind can accompany me.

9. everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend to be serious.

1. The only difference between me and Superman is that I wear underwear inside.

2. I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

3. I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu.

4. Take other people's road, leaving others with no choice.

5. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

1. When the water is clear, there is no fish, and when people are mean, they are invincible.

2. The man riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be the Tang Priest; It's not necessarily an angel with wings-mom says it's a bird man.

3. Time is the same as cleavage, there is still room for a squeeze.

4. One mountain can't accommodate two tigers, unless there is a male and a female.

5. Don't be careless about animals that still die after bleeding for a week

6. I, a college student's goal in life: peasant woman, mountain spring and a little field.

7. women must remember: eat, have fun, sleep and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our room, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village, and in autumn, I got a lot of handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished.

2. One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty.

3. I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!

4. The trouble with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will be gone.

5. Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.

6. If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

7. It's not terrible to have a big belly. What's terrible is that it's big and unexpected.

8. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

9. Women show their generosity first, so men dare not be stingy.

1. People are born in bed, die in bed, and live and die in bed.

1. Wizard, please tell the princess that I'm still on my way through difficulties, and there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women. Tell her to go back to sleep!

2. My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will ride a fire-breathing dinosaur to marry me. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see its owner.

I'm here

1. If you don't skin a tree, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2. Do nothing without caring, and do everything without caring.

3. The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all my life.

4. SAO belongs to SAO, and SAO has SAO chastity; Cheap is cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.

5. If eating more fish can make people smarter, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales

6. The success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play bad cards well.

at the age of p>7., he made his debut and made progress every day at the age of 1. 2-year-old dreams, 3-year-old hard work. At the age of 4, he is basically oriented, and at the age of 5, he is popular everywhere. Playing mahjong at the age of 6, wandering around at the age of 7. 8-year-old lesbians are common, and 9-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

8. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you leave, you smile and everyone cries.

9. stand higher and pee farther.

1. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let them find it.

11. In a few decades, we'll meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, one for you, one for me, no one knows anyone, and send them all to the countryside to make fertilizer.

12. Since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on my head.

1. You can't have both.

2. An expert looks at the doorway, while a layman looks at the sidewalk.

3. No roadside wildflowers, step on them!

4. I met a MM signature: I can't play chess and paint, and I'm tired of washing and cooking.

5. I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

6. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly women make more trouble, and black buns make more food.

7. I met our teacher's signature: I tell you that the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are very serious (after his nth blind date failed).

8. I met a writer's signature: maybe it seems to be, but it may not be.

9. I met a lover's signature: I don't have to count what I said, and the person I like has to change it every day.

1. When I meet the sleeping king in my class, I have three full meals in the morning, three full meals in the evening and six full meals before and after meals.

1. log off at midnight on time! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

2. Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to fix it?

3. I am an academician of Advanced Diving Institute of Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I won the Nobel Prize for Long-term Dropping and the Oscar Prize for Lifetime Stealth

4. that we wished to fly in heaven, two birds with the wings of one would like to be a pig in the same circle!

5. Don't worry, I have lost my appetite when I see you, so I can't talk about sexual desire!

6. Although sleeping naked, plug and play

7. Split up-do you want a piece?

8. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we had the night.

9. I pinned KONKA's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new NOKIA mobile phone.

1. I think I would like the morning if it came later.

1. I can't give you happiness, but I can give you comfort!

2. Life is so fucking fun, because life always fucking plays with me.

3. Buddha said, "It took 5 times to look back in the past life to get a brush in this life." I would rather pass by once in the world for 5 times in this life.

4. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

5. I'm an actor, and my eyes turn round at the sight of beautiful MM

6. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves

7. I want to fall in love early, but it's too late.