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In short, talk about the current events. You can make trouble at will, and everything is behind me.

1. I lost seven smiling faces and three supercilious eyes along the way, so I responded to the smiling faces with 70% strength and the supercilious eyes with 30% strength; The food I ate was delicious seven times and terrible three times. I enjoyed it with 70% of my taste, and 30% of my taste endured the sweetness. I intend to narrow down the good and evil in this world, but I honestly accept sunny days and rainy days in proportion. The world and I are just each other.

As long as you are here, everything is important.

The world is big, but we are small, and there are many roads to go. Instead of being busy talking, think about how to be free and become a better person.

4. Sometimes it is like this to divide people. When something bigger happens, I will endure it and get through it. When I hear a comforting word from people around me, I will be defeated in an instant. Later, I learned that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden meekness, not my enjoyment, but the sadness of people around me, not loneliness, but loneliness.

I want to propose a toast to you, to you coming into my life lightly and ruining my life as if nothing had happened. After drinking this cup, we will never talk about love again.

6. I blew the wind you blew. Is this a hug?

7. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt me.

8. The more places you have been, the more you know what you want to go back to. The more people I meet, the more I know who I really want to be with.

9. The world also needs useless things. If everything has to be meaningful, it will make people breathless.

10. Interval, what happens is not beauty, but an interpretation of destructive love.

1 1. In one's life, one only complains about warmth, not sadness, and is fully satisfied, safe and warm.

12. You think I'm a chatterbox, but I just like you so much.

13. I can't tell you how much I like you, but I'd rather argue with you than turn around and love others.

14. The best years in your life are those when you take full responsibility for your achievements. You don't blame your mother, the environment or the president. You realize that you can control your own destiny.

15. It's like carbonated drinks after running steam are just a little sweeter than boiled water, such as gauze and anti-inflammatory drugs that you leisurely send to scabbed wounds. I cut my hair short for a long time, and you told me that you liked my long hair. You are always like this, watching me through sadness and pain, and then you apply your so-called concern to me like an advanced yogi. In fact, boiled water is not necessarily bad, and my short hair looks beautiful.

16. Solitude is really a test, which can be used to measure the depth of a group's soul and how a group really feels about itself. A person who doesn't even love himself, I dare to judge that he won't have much value to others, and it is impossible to have high-quality social interaction. The quality of all communication depends on the quality of the participants themselves. Only in two people with empty and rich souls can there be truly touching love and friendship.

17. I don't like others to like you, and I don't like you who are happy with others, because I like you.

18. You can make trouble with the current events at will. The events are behind me.

19. Pay less attention to other people's anecdotes and private affairs, and pay more attention to other people's ideas and concepts.

20. I avoid overzealous friendship when doing nothing, which makes me less responsible and devoted. I don't talk much about unnecessary gossip, which makes me feel relaxed. I try not to reminisce about the past, because I can't look back when I come. I love others carefully because there is not much comparison. I can cry if I like, smile happily, as long as it's all natural.

2 1. I would rather stay up with me than persuade me to go to bed early. The reason is complicated. Anyone can care about you, but few people are willing to follow their own rules to accommodate you.

22. Every group will be tired. No one can bear all the sadness for you. People always have to learn to grow up for a period of time.

23. Missing is a disease. Fortunately, you are ill, and so is he; It's a pity that he recovered, and you can't afford to cure a disease.

If you know all my deep feelings, don't bear all my efforts.

25. Clothes and pillows with tears, exquisite love letters, crooked handwriting and you may be forgotten by me after many years.

26. Everyone is like this. When dealing with other people's affairs, I always have no choice but to focus on secondary achievements, and it is my turn to indulge in details and refuse to let go.

27. The ending of the story is always like this, which coincides with the encounter and is caught off guard. The ending of the story is always like this, two flowers bloom, and the sky is far apart.

28. Your kindness is like a candy to others. It's gone after eating it. On the contrary, your bad, to others, is like a scar. If you leave it, it will last forever.

29. I picked up the quicksand I couldn't hold in my hand and dried the tears I couldn't stop in my eyes, only to know that I was thinking of you, not him.

30. People who tolerate you are not stupid, but they choose to be cruel to themselves.

Brilliant characteristics say a word.

1. To test whether a boy likes you, you can stare at him 18 seconds to see if he will kiss you, and to test whether a girl likes you, you can stare at her 18 seconds to see if she will laugh. I don't think this experiment can succeed at all in China. Because it is estimated that the next conversation will take place in less than 5 seconds.

2. When a group understands the sufferings of others, it must be a person who has suffered a lot. byron

What's the matter? You are not the only group in the world who can't love.

4. Someone asked me why my skin is black. I smiled. One white covers all the ugliness. You hide your ugliness for nothing, but I'm not ugly.

5. How can I take a good selfie? It looks beautiful.

6. 30% of my weight is in my head. I lost weight when I said it.

7. I prefer the arrogance of cats to the loyalty of dogs. It is only gentle and lazy to the people it likes.

8. I am always insincere, which makes you unable to understand. Actually, I'm not sad.

9. Don't spend your time chasing a horse. You spend your time planting grass. There will be many handsome horses for you to choose from when the flowers bloom next spring. So, what you lack is not a horse, but a curse.

10. When a group understands the sufferings of others, it must also be a person who has suffered a lot.

1 1. Two things I was most afraid of in my husband's time: one is that the person I like fell in love with someone else, and the other is two math classes.

12. Don't complain to a roommate about the bad of another roommate. Maybe their relationship is better.

13. How many dark clouds does a group of people need to arouse the thunder and lightning in another group?

14. Love is not a temporary affection, but the excitement of knowing that there are no consequences and still wanting to persist. I know it's not easy to meet you. It would be a pity to miss it.

15. Unwilling to rely on others but disappointing.

16. along the way, I am not excellent. But I am kind and not hypocritical. I speak frankly and do frankly. I am not smart, but I am definitely not stupid. I can understand many things, but I just don't want to say them. Because people are too smart, they will be very tired, and sometimes ignorance will make them happier. I don't like intrigue, and I don't like being calculated. I don't like hypocrisy more. I like real people, without sarcasm, sarcasm, calculation and insincerity.

17. The lifestyle now is really like a dog. Day after day, it is wasted by laziness and malaise. The whole body seems to be moldy and decadent, getting lazy and unwilling to think about it. Get up at night and tell yourself to work hard tomorrow, but you will be exhausted after a while.

18. Complain about what you don't want, not what you want. -will bowen, a world without regrets.

19. Don't think that you can lose everything if you have money, just like Li Ka-shing, who is 87 years old and doesn't have my WeChat!

20. An inaudible whisper is the most honest, and what you can't get is the most precious.

2 1. Thunder and rain. I want to know if I am the first person you think of when you are afraid.

22. Try clean language and quiet laughter. Smoking, drinking and swearing are not your age.

23. It was hard to meet someone you liked before. Buy what you like.

In short, talk about the characteristics and artistic conception of classics.

1) There is not much time in life that really belongs to you. Many times, we are either repeating our own lives or repeating others' lives. Sometimes I simply define my purpose in life as: pursuing other people's lives. In fact, true happiness is not living like others, but living according to your own wishes.

2) Peanuts are useful, but they are not great and beautiful things. To be useful, people don't have to be great and save face.

3) John Lennon: The teacher asked me what I want to be when I grow up, and I said happy people. The teacher said that I don't understand grades. I informed the teacher that he didn't understand life.

4) Love is giving, the input of spirit and effort, and the most fundamental condition for giving love. With these conditions, love must be empty talk, powerful, or just talk about material things. Love is very meticulous, that is, taking care of and caring for each other with actions.

5) There are always some unspeakable secrets, irreparable regrets, unrealized dreams and unforgettable love in a person's life.

6) Who will hold my hand and eliminate my loneliness for half a life? Who, holding my shoulder, drives me to be silent all my life.

7) I believe that one day, I can reach the center of my dream, and so can my steps.

8) Life is a one-way street with no return journey, and each group uses all their time to move forward.

9) Return to the true heart, the present is the present.

10) share the worries of the world, worry is worry, much ado about nothing; * * * The world is happy, happy, happy, happy, and forgotten.

Preference is inevitable and prejudice is inevitable.

12) Standing at the crossroads of life, we may be hesitant and indecisive. The factors that affect our decision are often neither too complicated nor our lack of judgment, but our unwillingness to keep the choice, and we want both fish and bear's paw. At this time, you must understand that if you don't give up, you won't get it. What you keep tomorrow can be paid back to you twice today.

13) rather than behave appropriately under the guidance of others, a group might as well make some mistakes and learn more lessons.

14) with his back to the sun and a shadow; Facing the sun, the sun is shining.

15) lead others a little, others will envy you; Get ahead and others will envy you.

16) Life is always unexpected. If you don't push yourself, you basically don't know how good I am.

17) Life is like land, and only the strong-willed can reach it.

18) Let time forget me, let seasons forget me, and let thoughts ignore all this. My turbulent and perhaps calm mood is like water and a dream. When people don't even know where happiness is in their dreams, that is the deepest sorrow.

19) Do not seek justice in everything, but seek selfishness.

20) There will at least one time in your life that you forget yourself for a group, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

2 1) Our greatest sorrow is that we are lost on the road and can't see the hope behind us; Our worst habit is to live in the present and not know the direction of today. Our failure is sometimes related to quality, but our lack of resilience in difficulties has become our longest shortcoming. All successful people don't always stand out from the crowd, but they believe that they have done their best. As long as you persevere patiently, success will come out sooner or later.

22) Life is like tea. If the empty cup is right, there will be endless good tea, endless joy and emotion.

23) Sometimes, self-destructive consciousness and enthusiasm are necessary. Without those passions that go deep into the bone marrow, life is nothing but cold sensibility or the temperature of a cup of warm water. You won't get burned, you won't understand the dazzling darkness and the feeling of being extinguished, you won't get yourself, and of course you won't taste your true taste. Just a process, jump on the fire, experience the fire, and then let it burn your vanity. Love is even more so.

24) I will pay back what I owed you in my last life, and what you owe me in my next life.

25) If we can love bravely, forgive bravely, be generous and happy for the happiness of others, and be smart enough to know that there is enough love around us, then we will achieve perfection that other creatures have never known.

26) Speak loudly when important things happen, and whisper when important things happen.

27) I miss tossing people, and I also miss tempering people and forging their calm temperament and deep feelings. Missing others is a kind of warmth, and being missed is a kind of happiness.

28) A girl with a good family will have her parents paving a gorgeous golden brick path; A good-looking girl will have a careful boyfriend and husband behind her saddle; Lucky girls will get the help of nobles and step into heaven; It's a pity that I can't seem to catch up with them, but I'm lucky to know that the mountain behind the mountain will fall down and everyone can run. Although I always do, I don't want to be a subordinate. I firmly believe that it is the greatest luck to make yourself weak.

Suggest in one sentence that I like you.

1. Get up every day, give yourself a big smile, and happiness will always accompany you.

2. I'm afraid I can't even be a friend if I tell you that I'm rejected.

3. How many people can appreciate the terrible pain when watching the person they like talking and laughing with other members of the opposite sex.

It's okay for me to be wronged. The saddest thing is that I love you but I can't say it.

In order to make him remember me, I spent two months thinking of 300 different ways to strike up a conversation.

6. To secretly love someone is to suddenly see him coming, like being caught off guard by lightning. Although you will act as calm as a stranger and walk past him/her with a lofty face, it is difficult to hide your inner tension, confusion, shyness and anxiety. I've been watching you, in every way you know or don't know. ......

7. it doesn't matter. We are just friends, and there will be no reason to be apart.

8. Do you know the feeling that I want to comment on your news every day and I'm afraid you won't reply to me?

9. There are always some people who were just passers-by in life, but later they became frequent visitors to memories.

10. The old man said that he would leave, and his back was chic. He was afraid that he would turn into a pillar of salt if he turned back a little, so he would not turn back even if he was nostalgic; And these old things have witnessed so many wonderful times in the whole process, and there is no liquidity. It's up to me whether they stay or not. Memory is a virus attached to these clothes. If I don't throw them away, if I'm not careful, those viruses will penetrate into the skin, blend into the blood, and play the song of triumph all the way to the brain. If my brain can't react, it will burden my heart, so I will fall into a state of self-pity. -33 days of lovelorn love

Secret love is happiness as low as dust.

12. Don't care too much about the offense of some people. Maybe you met him at the wrong time. The same person sometimes spits foul words and sometimes spits lotus flowers. The former is that he is detoxifying, and the latter is exchanging energy with the outside world, so you should avoid it when he spits out bad luck. Just like a chicken, the same part, you are novel that it can lay eggs, but you have to put up with it to shit.

13. I'm not greedy and I don't wait. I found the right person, and I decided. I don't like looking around. My time is limited. I want to spend my limited time with another person instead of using my life to find a better person.

14. I miss you, no matter how the memories change, there is always a mark of you brewing in my heart! I am afraid to drag up the clear and profound shadow that seems bright and dark. I am obsessed with it and refuse to leave. The clouds are gone, the wind is tired and the heart is moving.

15. How can I love you? I am asking myself. I can give up everything. It's hard to leave today. You are not beautiful, but you are cute.

16. When I first met you, I never knew that I would like you so much in the future.

17. I recently wrote a novel with the theme of unrequited love. You know, the hero is you and the heroine is me, but I can't always write a happy ending, because neither you nor I can.

18. Is unrequited love just saying no when you clearly like it?

19. I know I am not likable. Forgive my loneliness and deadpan.

20. I will remember your face, although we have no story.

2 1. Turn into a stream X- 1ng and pass by in your world (1).

22. Finding someone to travel with and discovering the beauty of the journey together is the happiest thing in the journey. The most important thing in traveling is not to see the scenery, but the people who see the scenery with you.

23. If you have ever been excellent, struggled, lost, skipped classes, first loved, passionate, happy, and happy, there is a person around you who is kind to you and has good grades, and you have a crush on him and have never been together, then you have nothing missing in your life.

24. You never know how much you like someone unless you see him with someone else.

25. No one walks into my heart, and no one understands how painful my heart is at the moment.

I pray that those who like to break other people's hearts will never get better.