Look for humorous jokes and music.

1. There was an exam in our school, and a boy sat in the last row. I was very excited to receive an answer from a classmate and started immediately. Just as I was about to copy, I looked up and saw the invigilator coming towards him with a smile. Obviously, I saw it. This is my friend's later behavior, which has become a classic of our whole grade: he straightened up calmly, looked directly at the teacher, then put the answer sheet on his nose and punched hard, and then threw a parabola-the garbage basket behind the door. The teacher glared at him several times, but finally he didn't have the courage to pick up the evidence.

2. I once chatted while eating in the canteen, and suddenly found myself dropping a piece of rice outside. I secretly felt sorry for wasting food, so the farmer's uncle picked it up and ate it. But then I found out that the rice didn't seem to be mine. ...

When two students in the department fight, the responsibility lies entirely with the one who hit them. Asked to make a review at the grade meeting, the bad guy wrote a long letter of criticism, mentioning the details of the fight and saying, We were having dinner at that time and had an argument over a problem. As a student cadre, I was patient and polite to him on the principle of seeking truth from facts, but he suddenly pointed a shiny thing at me, and I couldn't restrain my inner indignation any longer ... Just now, the counselor finally couldn't stand it and rushed to the podium to ask: Ming. The bad guy was silent for a few seconds and said, rice spoon!

When we are in military training, we organize karaoke activities in the evening, but basically we still have to sit still. Mm in the class is responsible for announcing: "xxx brings you a buffalo!" " "Mm went back backstage for a while and ran out in a hurry:" Sorry, xxx dedicated Waterwheel to everyone. "So, the music began. Zheng Zhihua's sailor. That guy was so depressed that he went out of tune on the stage. ...

My friend's son called his female classmate one night in the second year of high school, but unfortunately his mother received it. The mother whose daughter's grades are declining, when she heard that it was a boy, she was very alert and asked unhappily, "What's your last name?" The boy said, "My surname is Wei." The tone of the other party is very impolite: "Defend what?" The boy was even more nervous and stammered, "I don't know why, but my father's surname is Wei ..."

6. I once asked my deskmate if she had any facial tissues, but she didn't know why she suddenly replied, "I have sanitary napkins." Suddenly the whole class was silent, and I was sweating wildly ... and said, "Keep it for yourself, I don't need it anyway ..."

7. On another occasion, a group of our classmates chatted. One girl said that she was timid, especially afraid of seeing blood, and fainted at the sight. So I interrupted: "Then don't you feel dizzy every month?" At this time, everyone fell down. ...

8. One night, I was bored and dug my nose. The more I dig, the more I get. I accidentally bled. I rushed to the toilet to clean up. When I came back, my deskmate said, "Why are you so careless?" I replied, "Is this the first time? Of course it will bleed ... "My deskmate laughed wildly. ...

9. There is a girl in my class who has a good relationship with me. Once she said to me, "I pass by your house every time I go home and want to go down to find you." Your house has become my only way home. " I asked, "How often do you go home?" She said, "Maybe once a month." I was shocked: "Ah? Then my home is the home of your menstrual road. " Say that finish, she laugh wildly to strike up a conversation with other girls. ...

10. In the third year of high school, she fell in love. This man comes from a middle school in Fushun. Once, she insisted on dragging me to Fushun to play with her when I was free. Naturally, I don't want to be a third wheel, so I try my best to dodge. Finally, she said, "Really, maybe one day I will take you on a whim." I replied, "Don't be idle ..." She went crazy after hearing this. ...