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The egg is broken, but it can still be beaten after being repaired. What does the zodiac stand for?

The answer is monkey, and the monkey is negative; It is the ninth of the twelve zodiac signs in China. Monkeys have the following characteristics: cunning, enthusiasm, stability, wit, love to improvise and leadership; Their shortcomings are: cheating, cheating, gabbing, imbecility, self-infatuation, opportunism.

Monkeys are born responsible. They like to see their work done well, but they don't want to see their names appear in a sloppy job. At the next party you attend, look at the man who likes telling jokes. Does he have similar characteristics to monkeys? Is there anything strong and sensitive in his words and deeds?

They walked from one crowd to another, looking for the most admired audience, and then went on to tell his stories that tickled his ribs, or the strange things he knew that made people dizzy. If this charming storyteller's plan is not successful, he will unbutton his shirt like a monkey, then put it on backwards like a clown and turn around.