Humorous jokes that amuse girls.

Humor helps you solve interpersonal problems and coordinate the relationship between the same age or forgetting the year. I collected some humorous jokes for you to amuse girls. Let's have a look.

A series of humorous jokes to amuse the girls.

1) The man accosted a girl on the bus. ? You look like my ex-girlfriend? The woman bowed her head in shame and asked? So what? Why did you break up with her? Man:? Think she is ugly. ?

2) My friend's face is sallow, and his hands are covering his stomach, which is extremely painful. Young man: Sister, is there a toilet here? Woman: Yes! Young man: How can I get there? I can't hold on any longer! Woman: Sit here, take two stops, and then get off. ......

3) Today, I sold bananas. I joked with my brother that when people came, you said bananas were cheap, not only edible, but also usable. After a while, two beautiful women came, but I didn't expect this idiot to really shout. Two tough beauties actually asked how to use it. We blushed and said, "Give it to them." . .

4) Just now, a beautiful woman in black silk came to wash her hair. After the assistant finished washing, I went forward to blow my hair and habitually asked, "Is it curly down there?" She asked me, "Is your ass straight?"

5) My classmates asked me how many people died on the day of weeding. I replied, one is noon. She said no, it was three, because it was noon on the day of weeding, sweat dripped and soil fell.

6) I pretended to be sad that day and asked my buddy: Are you my best friend? -He:? What happened? Why do you ask? Me:? Tell me if you are. ? He:? Sure, what's wrong with you? Me:? But my father said that dogs are man's best friends. ?

7) A man had an affair and his wife sued the unit. The unit leader took her hand and said earnestly, as long as the barrel is still in our hands, what is it to waste some bullets? Besides, they are all your enemies.

8) My son is going to work in other places soon. The enlightened father said: If you are lonely, you can find a chicken, and I will reimburse you, but the invoice should say bird hunting. ? A month later, my father received the bill. Bird hunting fee? Father enlightened and said:? Try to find a cheap bird to fight! ? A month later, father received the bill again. Bird-hunting fee, gun repair?

9) When I was very young, I often went to the hospital for physical examination and blood test. I was so scared that I kept crying. Once, a little brother came over and asked me what was wrong. I said, it hurts to cut my finger when I have a blood test. ? My little brother cried immediately after hearing this, and he was too lazy to comfort me! -I don't understand: Do you want a blood test, too? The little brother said:? I have a urine test.

10) In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age! ! ?

1 1) Oh! It's snowing. I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly to your arms. I flew into your collar. Fly into your cuffs. Fly into yours? Why don't you zip up?

12) A group of male hippos risked being eaten by crocodiles and crossed the river to woo the female hippos. After crossing the river, they found that all of them were castrated by crocodiles, and only one survived. The only explanation: stupid! You are all breaststroke, and I am backstroke.

13)? Do you know that?/You know what? My husband was injured in the table tennis final. ? But no one has ever seen him play. Yes He hurt his vocal cords while watching the game. ?

14) Even if a thousand people pass by me, I can still recognize you easily, because one of them stepped on my body and you stepped on my heart!

A classic humorous little joke that amuses girls.

1) Mr. Chen: Last night was really unlucky. Lao Li: What's the matter? Mr. Chen: I went home early last night. I used to hug my maid in the dark, but it was my wife who hugged me last night. Lao Li: That doesn't matter! Mr. Chen: But my wife said, Xiao Feng, Mr. Chen will be back soon, so don't go!

2) One day the hen was flying on the roof, and the owner said angrily, Come down, or I will kill all the cocks here and make your life miserable. The hen smiled and said yes, haha, finally we can find the duck.

3) Have dinner with colleagues after work today. We ordered a plate of scrambled eggs with Chili peppers and found a hair in it. Then my colleague picked up his hair with chopsticks and shouted, boss ~ ~ What is this? When the boss saw it, he shouted, Come on! Change a pair of chopsticks for this lady.

4) Q: How many people were killed in weeding? A: Four, at noon, sweating, digging a hole and working hard. Chinese food and whole grains on the plate are hard vests. Identification is complete!

5) The host called the maid to him and asked her: Are you pregnant? Yes! ? The maid replied. ? It's a good thing you can still say it Aren't you ashamed that you are not married? The hostess trained again. ? Why should I be shy, mistress? Aren't you pregnant? But I'm pregnant with my husband! ? The hostess retorted angrily. ? Me too! ? The maid echoed excitedly.

6) A female friend's birthday, the four of us agreed to send her "Happy Birthday" at 0: 00, and each of us sent a word, and I got the second one. As a result, they didn't send it

7) In class, a boy fell asleep at his desk and was found by the teacher. The teacher is very calm: the deskmate cares very much. As a result, the deskmate took off his coat and put it on the sleeping boy.

8) I went to the bank to deposit money at noon, and the beautiful woman at the back of the queue asked me: Save money, right? I replied: Yes. ? I happen to withdraw money. You have to save it anyway. Why don't you just give it to me? ? I gave her the money as soon as I thought it made sense?

9) Xiao Qiang turns on the radio. A gentle voice came out:? If the skin color is pink and the fluff on the face is soft, then it means it is healthy? Hearing this, I couldn't help touching my face, looking in the mirror and laughing again. At this moment, I heard the announcer say: This time, our lecture on cattle raising knowledge is over. ?

10) the defendant promised: as long as you can put me in prison for half a year, I will fix it. Later, the defendant got his wish, and the lawyer said while collecting money, this is really tricky. The judge had hoped to be acquitted.

1 1) A young woman took out the garbage and accidentally fell into the garbage dump. Just as she was about to get up, she was picked up by an old rag-picker and held in her arms. The old man thinks: people in the city are all rubbish. If such a nice woman says no, she doesn't want it.

12) Someone claimed to be a little erotic prince and one day showed off his computer in the communication between wolves? Inventory? The little prince said a word lightly, and the wolves only smiled at him a little. Then the little prince added two words: seed.

13) son: mom, what is a honeymoon? Mom:? This is a wedding trip for a man and a woman. ? Son:? Mom, have you and dad ever been on a wedding trip? Mom:? Of course I do. We had a great time! ? Son:? Did you take me? Mom:? Took you there. You were with your father when you went and with your mother when you came. ?

14) me: God, tell me, when did Tencent go out of business? God: .. Me: To be clear, is it a month? God: .. I: ...

15) A: it seems that you like the internet very much. Do you play Sina Weibo? Me: I don't play. Really? It's so hot, you don't know Me: I heard that people often discuss it on Twitter. What is that?

A short humorous joke that amuses girls.

1) The woman asked a fireman: You must have worked hard to save me from danger, right? Fireman:? Yes, I beat three firemen for this! ?

2) Men's privacy is green on the left, and they are embarrassed to go to the hospital. He went to a private clinic, doctor: it must be removed, or it will endanger life! The male has no choice but to remove it. Soon the right side began to turn green, so I went to the clinic. The doctor took it out again. Soon the middle began to turn green. The doctor looked at it carefully for a long time and said, according to my years of medical experience, your underwear has changed color!

3) Honey, does my nose look like a pig? Like, really like a pig. You are under my nose!

4) The husband came home and said to his wife: The house is haunted! The wife was surprised and asked, How did you see that? Husband said: as soon as I pull the door of the bathroom, the light will come on, and the evil wind will blow hard! His wife slapped him: You fucking peed in the refrigerator again.

5) Mother-in-law takes an examination of her third son-in-law. First, I invited my eldest son-in-law to take a walk. When I crossed the bridge, I suddenly jumped down. My eldest son-in-law was rescued by diving, and my mother-in-law gave him a Guangben car. The mother-in-law was also like this, testing the second son-in-law and being rescued. The injured second son-in-law gave an Audi. She tried her third son-in-law, but she couldn't swim and couldn't save her. Her mother-in-law drowned. The next day, my father-in-law gave him a Mercedes!

6) Let's break up! Man:? (Resolutely opposed) Woman: Don't promise to break up? Ok, let's get a divorce! ! ! Man:? Weakly speaking, we are not married yet! W: OK, let's get married first!

7) The tap water in Shanghai comes from the sea, and the elderly in Rizhao are getting old. The big wave mermaid is beautiful and will go to the playground to exercise until dawn tomorrow. My brother used to believe in Buddhism, but he believed in it, and people have visited the Buddha Temple.

8) Husband and wife visit the farm. The wife asked the farmer how many times do bulls and cows mate a week, and the farmer said? A week! ? The wife said to her husband? Look at him! ? The husband asked the farmer? Do bulls and cows have sex for a week? The farmer said? Come on, change a cow every day? Husband said? Look at him! Look at him! ?

9) My family name is me! Love You! Miss you! I understand you! Fang Ming loves you! The baby's name is miss you! This book is called Dream of You! The nickname is chasing you! You can let me kiss you.

10) windy, that's my secret love for you; It's raining, because my love for you touches the sky; It's thundering. Am I shouting? I love you? .

1 1) Life is uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Do you have a new relationship with him? I miss you. Come back to me? Wallet.

12) God, it's so blue! Sea! Too salty! Life is too hard! Work, too annoying! And you, decree by destiny; Miss you, insomnia; It's too difficult to see you; Oh, what can I do! I miss you so much that I can't eat chopsticks or swallow bowls!