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This joke story about my mother’s pants is so funny that I couldn’t help but share it with you.

Mother's Pants

There is a person who loves face very much. Although his family is very poor, he always likes to show off in front of others. He always likes to use a piece of lard to wipe his clothes every day. Then he went outside to tell others about the good things he had eaten. One day, when he was showing off outside his home, his son ran out of the house and said to him: Dad, it’s not good, the cat wiped your mouth with oil. It was stolen. The man asked: Why didn’t your mother chase after you? Son: Aren’t you wearing your mother’s pants?

A magical way to protect trees

A man planted a new poplar tree. The seedlings were afraid that they would be stolen at night, so they sent their servants to take care of them. After many days, there were still no less seedlings.

The master happily said to the boy: You take good care of him. How did you take care of him? The boy replied: There is no other way. I have to pull it out and hide it every night. At home, plug it in early the next morning.

Asking for surname

Someone asked an old man what his surname was, and the old man said: Zhang. After a while, the man asked again. The old man thought he didn't hear clearly last time, so he told him his surname was Zhang again.

When the man asked the question for the third time, the old man said angrily: I already said my surname is Zhang, why do I keep asking? When the man saw that the old man was angry, he said: You, Mr. Li Are people worth being so angry?

Puppy and Father and Son

One day, my father was feeding the puppy and said: Puppy eats.

But my son thought he was a paparazzi eating shit~~~~~~

When my father saw the puppy peeing, he casually said: The fine water always flows

Son Also learned.

At noon, my father saw the neighbor’s big dog bullying his own dog and said: Big dogs bully small dogs

His son also learned the lesson

In the afternoon, the family Eat together.

As soon as the father took a bite, the son said: The paparazzi eats shit.

When my father went to the toilet, his son stood beside him and said: The water always flows.

The father started to beat his son, but the son said: Stop! The big dog bullies the small dog

Son?

Half dead for five hundred taels

There was a man who was greedy for money, and a rich man deliberately teased him and said: I will give you a thousand taels of silver for free, so just let me beat you to death. The man thought for a long time and then said: How about beating me half to death and giving me 500 taels?

Learn to hawk

Zhang San carried a load of dates and Li Sit carried a load of dates. Carrying a basket of walnuts, we went to the street to buy them together. Zhang San shouted: Come and buy jujubes. Big jujubes have small seeds, while small jujubes have no seeds. People came forward to buy them, and the basket of dates was sold out in a short time.

When Li Si saw it, he also shouted: Come and buy walnuts, big walnuts with small kernels, small walnuts without kernels. Not only did the people on the street not come to buy, they even laughed at him!

Six feet fast

A policeman nicknamed Scud was sent to deliver an urgent message, and the officials were afraid that When he ran slowly, a fast horse was set aside for him.

This man did not want to ride a horse, but followed the fast horse on foot, panting from exhaustion. Someone asked him: Why don't you ride a fast horse for such an important matter? He replied: Isn't it faster to run with six legs than with four?

Angry Mad

There is a person who has a bad temper and gets angry easily. Once, by chance, I saw a man wearing a felt hat on his head in the hot June weather. I immediately went over and scolded him for not knowing the seasons, and even beat him.

Everyone tried their best to persuade him to go home. But he became angry because of this incident, and it took a long time for him to get better.

Unknowingly, it was the twelfth lunar month and the Spring Festival. His brother went out for a walk with him to relieve his boredom. From a distance, he saw a man wearing a hat walking from the front. The younger brother hurriedly stepped forward and said quietly to the man: My brother is recovering from a serious illness. Please take a moment to avoid him and don't let him see him. ;