Funny sentences make people laugh.

Do you think I'll watch you die? I'll close my eyes! The following is an article I shared, which contains funny and humorous sentences that make people laugh. Welcome to the sentence network of fresh graduates!

Funny and humorous sentences make people laugh-1. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

When I have money, I will buy a bus, take the bus lane and stop at the bus stop. When someone wants to get on the bus, I will say: Sorry, this is a private car.

3. Women should not think that they can stop studying because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they study well.

4. I feel special. I have watched Journey to the West 86 for many years. I always thought 100 episodes, at least 50-60 episodes. I want to see it today, damn it. Only 25 episodes. When I was a child, I always felt that I couldn't finish reading. Do you think Journey to the West is very long?

It's an insult to my dark circles that someone wears blue eye shadow!

6. I like you so much that you will die.

7. I am not a superman, because I wear pants outside my underwear.

8. If this is not love, then I'd rather sell cabbage.

9. Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

10, it is inevitable to blame the hand of time and write love as love.

1 1, the weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

12, don't dawdle, or the days will mix you up.

13, if you are destined not to give me the expected response. Then keep a safe distance.

14. Touch screens are popular in mobile phones and computers now. A friend especially felt: Now that technology is developing so fast, it is hard to say which day TV will touch the screen. Another friend said: you are so stupid! Do I have to walk over and poke with my finger without the remote control?

15, when I love you, what you say is what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

16, I'm not RMB, how can everyone like me?

17, woman, eloquence is common but figure is not common; Men are often numbers, not money.

18, I accidentally want to grow old with you.

19, it was still very easy to mix in ancient times. Cut it and you can be a civil servant.

20. People have lost weight, waist and buttocks. Why do we have to start with brain cells?

2 1, I'm going to make a download software called Muer. Because lightning is inaudible.

22. The merry-go-round is the most cruel game in the world, chasing each other, but always separated by a sad distance.

23. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

24. When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through horoscopes.

25. Raising fish is very troublesome. I often forget to change water once a week. Then I have to change the fish once a week.

26. You are too short! Let me borrow your telescope to see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

27. If marriage is the grave of love, then blind date is to look at Feng Shui for the grave; Confession is digging your own grave; Marriage is a double suicide; Empathy is moving the grave; A third party, it's a grave robbery!

28. People always see us holding hands happily. In fact, the truth is: yes, once I let go, she will go shopping.

29. I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

30. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

Funny sentences make people laugh. Dissatisfaction is a kind of suspended substitute, which makes people have the desire to climb up constantly in comparison.

2. Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

3, I love you, for your happiness, I am willing to give up everything-including you.

Everything has a price, and the price of happiness is pain.

Love is like a photo, which needs a lot of darkroom time to cultivate.

6, efforts will not lead to death! But I won't prove it with myself.

7. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

8. Success is 3% talent plus 97% not being distracted by the Internet.

9. It's strange that you breathe in so much courage and spit out a sigh.

10, unless the country changes monogamy, I won't go to see netizens.

1 1. If I love you wrong, I'd rather be wrong again.

12, fooling around will get boring sooner or later.

13, born, easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

14, Xiaoren said to Xiaoyang: I found ten dollars in the alley. Xiao Yang: It must be the one I dropped yesterday. Xiao Ren: But I found two fives! Xiao Yang: I must have broken it when I fell.

15, freedom is not given by others, but pursued by ourselves.

16, do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

17, you have never been loved, and you will cherish those who love you in the future.

18, don't look back, I only love your back.

19, love is cheap, and it is cheap again and again. When you stop being a bitch, women will come.

20. The centipede was bitten by a snake, so it must be amputated to prevent the spread of virus liquid! The centipede thought: fortunately, I have many legs? ! ! The doctor consoled: relax, brother, you will be an earthworm in the future.

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