Are there any funny jokes, the ones with high jokes?

1. When the school raised the flag, the headmaster said to the speaker:

"Recently, there are always some students who don't wear school uniforms, some don't wear clothes, some don't wear pants, and some simply don't wear clothes and pants!"

"Those who don't wear pants over there are still laughing!"

It is said that a headmaster of the middle school attached to the National People's Congress said such a thing.

Soldier: "Thirst ... Thirst ..."

Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a Merlin nearby. It may be a short walk away. "

Soldier: "Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh! "

Half an hour later-Coss: "Master! The expedition found a lot of water! "

Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink! "

Soldier: "If you don't go ... you must find Plum ..."

3. Changbanpo-Cao Hong: "Look, Prime Minister! That enemy general is back! "

Xia Houdun: "Today is the seventh time. Isn't he tired?"

Cao Cao: "Damn it ... I won't stop until I kill all my men!" " ! ? "

Zhao Yun, who fought in the chaos, said, "Zhang Fei is yours! Where the hell is Changban Bridge? . . . "

4,

I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. I only have photos of my girlfriend and 100 yuan, 1 building. I forgot to take the paper when I went to the toilet. I only have a photo of my girlfriend and 100 yuan in my pocket. Which one should I use? Who will tell me?

Second floor. Use your fingers! ~ rinse with water again! ~

Third floor. Use one hundred. Don't you think it hurts to use photos? The photo is too hard.

Fourth floor. Use a hundred dollars, wash it and spend it.

Fifth floor. The things bought upstairs are still fragrant after washing.

Sixth floor. Haha, I'd better use what others have used in the wastebasket. (-_ _-This answer is really huge. . )

Seventh floor. You should lift your pants and leave after you go to the bathroom. . . . . . . . . (Dude is so angry)

Eighth floor. Cry ~ I'm eating

Ninth floor. Liar. ................ doesn't even have shoes? Scrape with your shoes (how the hell does Big Brother scrape-_ _-||)

10 floor. Simple ~ ~ reluctantly give up what one favours ~ ~ use underwear ` ~

1 1 building. Just buckle with your hand ~ ~ Remember to wash your hands.

12 floor. Using socks is the same as using shoes. . . )

13 floor. You didn't put this in the toilet, did you ... Honestly, what did you use? ...

14th floor. India does not use paper.

15th floor. Tear 100 into five equal parts. Use a photo. There are still 80 yuan left. It's very profitable. I'm a girl's boyfriend. Of course, I can't use it! ~ ~ (Jie Nv Di really has an economic mind)

16th floor. Use both, because one is not enough (-_-|||)

17th floor. Call for help!

18th floor. The photo faces inward, let your girlfriend carry you, and then scrape it, so that you can compare it in your mind. . )

19 floor. Tear the photo into two thin pieces ~! ! Wipe it with the non-tattooed side ~ ~! ! ! (more cattle. . )

20th floor. It's true that he * * finds a hair dryer to blow it off.

I can't. My ass is dry.

Don't bother me with such questions next time.

(Good sweat! ).

2 1 building. Can't you call 1 10?

22nd floor. Stupid! There must be a faucet in the toilet. Just go out and get a hose, plug it in the faucet and squat down to wash it.

23rd floor. Both are two things I can't bear. ........... is definitely ~ ~

Then tear off the girlfriend's head in the photo as a souvenir.

Then wipe PP ~ ~ ~100 ... keep it for use ~ ~ ~

24th floor. So what do you do? I think so too. . . . .

You should pull your brother over and flush him with your own urine.

Not bad, still considerate of you (orz)

25th floor. You climb to the ladies' room and see if there is any.

26th floor. After taking the tuba, pursed the PP, and then began to throw it for about 5 minutes, using centrifugal force to throw the poop left on the PP clean, and then it was ok, but it was time-consuming and a little tired ~ ~ ~

The 27th floor. Upstairs hip strength is really strong

The 28th floor. Is there no wall in the toilet? Wipe them on the wall.

The 29th floor. Hold your breath.

Spray the residue outside PP

I really can't get it in (go, where are you practicing? )

30th floor. Wait a minute. Let me wipe it for you.

3 1 building. Be generous! Dora. Block the toilet! When someone else comes in to repair it, you threaten: no paper! Never go out! ! ! Don't you need it?

The 32nd floor. Stick the gum in your mouth, just stick it clean. If it is still too sweet to throw away, keep chewing (the worst is you, O_O).

The 33rd floor. Blow it with your mouth, and when it's dry, you can dig off the shell.

The 34th floor. Have you ever practiced yoga? You can lick it yourself, but it is more difficult.

The 35th floor. What if I have diarrhea? Then 100 is not enough.

The 36th floor. There are two ways in front of you: choose love or continue to love, the greatness of love or the temptation of money? This is a question, a choice. When you finally find the support of life, when you pick up the bill and treat it like dirt, you suddenly find that it has dried up. -guarding love seems to have sacrificed a lot, but in fact it has gained more.

The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, is it frosted already? . I looked up at the moon and looked down, feeling nostalgic. In front of my bed, there is a girl named Yue Ming. Her skin is as white as frost on the ground. Looking up at this naked Yue Ming girl, I can't help thinking that my wife is far away in my hometown. Appreciation: As a normal man, this poem reflects the poet's ambivalence when he is working outside and looking for flowers.

The teacher explained to the children that "milk" means "small". For example, "suckling pig" means "little pig" Xiaoming. Please make a sentence with the word "milk". Xiaoming: My family's economic conditions are not very good. I can only stand 40 square meters of breasts. Teacher: (dizzy) That won't do. Change it. Xiaoming: I jump over a cleavage in front of my house every day when I go to school. Teacher: (dizzy) No, change another one. Xiao Ming: Teacher, I can't remember. I want to pop my nipples.

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