Funny and humorous mood quotations WeChat circle of friends (selected 79 sentences)

1, the consequences of my unhappiness are very serious!

2, don't pretend to be forced if you don't know how to fight.

I still love you as long as I live.

4. Women's universities have changed since the 18th, becoming more and more casual.

I want to walk to you and your bed.

6. Don't be so double-hearted, no one will care about you.

7. I have always been brave enough to admit my mistakes and will never change.

8. It is not easy to make friends far away.

9. If you don't like me, please tell me to my face.

10, earn other people's money and go to hell with poverty!

1 1, afraid of everything and expecting nothing.

12, what about failure? Since God has given talents, let them find jobs! .

13, I'm heartless and can't tear my heart out.

14, sleep when you are tired, and continue to play in your dreams.

15, people who give up can't afford it, but those who improve themselves can't beat it.

16, how many cabbages would like to sleep with me?

17, listen to your own music, I have no music.

18, the soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

19, we are talking about business now, not dating.

20. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I accidentally hit the wall.

2 1, I'm willing to bet that I only love you forever.

22. If you are whiter than me, I won't be blacker than you.

23, orange juice is% orange, and the photo is% like me.

24. When you smile, I collapse and my heart is pounding.

Tell you a secret, I will love you again next year.

26. I am 30 degrees south, and you wear long pants in the north.

27. There are always some people around me who laugh funnier than me.

28. Things are lost, so there is no need to find them back.

29. What are the skills of sleeping? Don't wake up if you can.

30, you are naive twice now, naive twice.

3 1, silence is golden, don't talk to me, I want to save money.

32. I am not afraid that the enemy is like a tiger, but I am afraid that my teammates are like pigs!

33. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

34. It's really hot. Looking for someone to fight for a few days.

35, particularly lazy, nothing special, but staying up late is a good hand.

36. Ugliness is the best self-defense, and ugly people are safe all their lives.

37. The function of the alarm clock is probably to let me change my posture and go back to sleep.

38. What is success? Ma Yun doesn't even have my WeChat, but you do.

39. After you were born, were you thrown for the last time, but only caught once?

40. Don't yell at me. My daughter-in-law has a caller ID.

4 1, you can't afford a beautiful skin, and interesting souls despise you.

42. Happiness is a comparative level. You can't feel it until something is at the bottom.

43. I'll give you a hug, and then you'll be mine, okay?

44. My love world is a slum, while yours is a tall building.

No matter what dog I am admitted to, I believe I have a bright future.

46. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

There is a shadow in front of you. Don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

48. I am really a playboy. Just after the summer vacation, I think about the winter vacation.

49. I especially like that the teacher is angry and scolds us for a class, and then the class is over.

50. One person is happy, two people are alive, and three people live to the death.

5 1, with so much time in a day, can you spare a second to think of me?

52. I hope there are yogurt, French fries, cakes, strawberries and you in today's dream.

53. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks a lot. It's not enough to use it alone!

54. Stay with me. At least I love you more than ten catties.

55. No matter how rich Wang Sicong is, I'm still the woman he can't get.

56. I have a mass of anger on my chest. Who threw firecrackers at my chest?

I have to rely on threats to do what a beautiful girl can do.

58. I don't know why you laugh all day. You smile like a broken cloth shoe.

59. I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.

60. The most attractive person is Master Kong, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

6 1, don't be fat, or the poor will beg for food in the future, and no one will believe you are a beggar.

If there is anything you don't like about me, please overcome it yourself.

63. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

64. Youth will soon pass. No music, movies and lovers are preservatives.

65. Don't always talk about your weather-beaten face. Beauty is not outstanding, ugliness is not natural and unrestrained.

66. He said he wouldn't let you suffer a little injustice. Sure enough, he didn't break his word, which made you suffer a lot.

67. Someone laughed at me for being timid in front of me. They are so brave. I envy them.

68. I always thought the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It is about falling in love with this country.

Don't panic when life is not smooth. Looking at my wallet and savings, I cried.

70. I just deleted all the handsome guys in my circle of friends. Those who can see this, don't ask me why.

I may not be able to lift 7 1 and 100 kg of stones, but if it is 100 kg, I promise to pick it up and run.

72. Recently, I have been using high-altitude drugs, and the effect is quite obvious. It's two or three centimeters taller, which means it's a bit embarrassing to put one in your shoe.

73. Xiong Haizi folded a paper crane and threw it in my face. He said he was playing with angry birds. This child is so cute, no! Does he mean I'm a pig?

74. Let's meet again in a few decades and send them to the crematorium to burn them all to ashes. Everyone knows that they all go to the countryside to make fertilizer.

75. The tragedy of being single is that a person accidentally gets hot and sour powder in his eyes and dares not go away to wash it. He was afraid that the waiter would close the table, so he had to eat it with tears in his eyes.

76. I have known you for so long, and you have always cared about me. I really don't know how to repay you. Even if I am a cow or a horse in the next life, I will pull weeds for you!

77. Many people say that I am beautiful and lovely. I really want to go over there and slap her. Who doesn't know? I want you to talk about it everywhere! The clever monster wrote down the Tang Priest's spell.

78. I feel like a foreigner when I see my Chinese homework; When I saw my English homework, I felt that I was from China again. I didn't know I was an alien until I saw my math homework.

79. Being lazy and doing well is called enjoying; Persistence in doing well is called persistence; Playing the fool, if you do it well, is it called playing the fool? Don't play tricks on me, or I'll play along.