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Boys say I'm drunk, how can I have a high EQ?

How do boys say "I'm drunk"?

1, why are you drunk? Have you been drinking? (perfunctory literature)

You have food in your teeth.

Why don't you take care of yourself? I will be fined 200 pounds this time. I won't allow it next time.

4, eat a nod package

You can drink too much water. Sin.

6. Send me the location. Don't go anywhere. I'll pick you up. (Turn off the phone and sleep. )

7. Please leave the table if you can't eat four servings.