Think of some classic cheapskate jokes.

1 Customer: "Boss, this dish doesn't have enough salt and too little oil." Boss: "Do you know that salt hurts the kidney and oil hurts the liver?" Customer: "but I ordered fried steak!" " "

2. "Dude, we have treated you to several meals. When will you invite us back? " "This is impossible. I have always emphasized the AA system, and you always say no ... "

3. Woman: "You invited me to a movie, why did you only buy a ticket?" Man: "I'll go in first and give you the ticket from the window." When you come in, I will let you sit on my lap and let you enjoy the treatment of the queen. "

4. Wife: "Why do you only pull bricks on three walls?" Husband: "One wall borrows money from neighbors to buy tiles."

5. Wife: "Why did you put the ventilator on the wall of your neighbor's bedroom?" Husband: "I want to suck his air conditioner to relieve the heat." After his family bought an air conditioner, there was no money to mend the cracks in the wall. "