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What does it mean that breasts are scrambled eggs?

Question 1: What do you mean by scrambled eggs in Beijing dialect? What do you mean by scrambled eggs with tomatoes? Beijingers speak casually and sometimes they can't hear clearly.

Question 2: What do you mean by "scrambled eggs with tomatoes"? In Hungary it means scrambled eggs.

Question 3: What does it mean to say that a woman's breasts are fried eggs? If a woman's breasts are fried eggs, it means that the breasts are small and not full.

Question 4: Speaking in Beijing dialect, I understand that breasts are scrambled eggs and tomatoes scrambled eggs.

Question 5: On Beijing Dialect features scrambled eggs, tomatoes and scrambled eggs.

Question 6: What does it mean to put an egg on your chest? In the era of barter, eggs become hard currency in exchange for daily necessities because of their nutrition and portability, and even play a role as currency to some extent. Eggs represent property, and putting eggs on your chest is the hope of making a fortune.

Question 7: There is a joke about scrambled eggs with tomatoes in Beijing dialect. Ingredients: tomatoes, eggs, onions, salt, sesame oil, monosodium glutamate.

Step: Prepare the materials first. Cut tomatoes. Beat eggs: Beat the eggs into a bowl, add some salt and mix well.

Bring the pot to a low heat and pour in sesame oil. Pour in the beaten eggs, stir fry and remove them for later use. Start the pot again, pour in some sesame oil and stir-fry the tomatoes. Add sugar and salt, stir well and serve.

Question 8: What is chicken breast? It is a breast shaped like an egg, with a big front and a small back.

Question 9: What is an egg-shaped tuo? Hello, it's breast. Every woman has it. It is normal. Don't worry.

Question 10: Can you eat eggs for breast enhancement? Hello, the current methods of breast enhancement are surgery, food supplement, food supplement and surgical breast enhancement. If you choose a long-term and safe breast enhancement method, Ge Fen food supplement is the best. Pueraria lobata powder is a traditional tonic, known as "North Ginseng and South Pueraria lobata". It is rich in isoflavones and beauty beauty, which can regulate endocrine, clear fire and remove acne, and can also reduce the three highs for the elderly.

Ge Fen's function is to regulate endocrine, because it contains a lot of pueraria isoflavones, which can regulate female hormones in women. So breast enhancement is definitely possible.

However, breast enhancement is a kind of food supplement in Ge Fen. For example, our kudzuvine root powder is a national certified green food and does not contain any hormones. Therefore, compared with surgery and hormone breast enhancement, Pueraria powder comes at a slower speed. It usually takes 3-6 months to have a slow effect.