God has become interesting. Tell me.

1, the biggest regret in life is that you can't kiss your face.

2. What animal in the world can't swim? Wife and mother

As long as one toe still wants to stay in bed, there is no way to get up all over.

I'll bring you delicious food, I'll take you back, and I'll treat you to delicious food.

When I lose my temper, just listen honestly and I'll show you when it's over.

6. Many people ask me how I feel after the senior high school entrance examination. I just want to say: the paper quality of the answer sheet is good!

7, learn to be a strong girl, not soft, not artificial, not timid, how to be proud, how to live.

I really envy the atmosphere in your home. What is there to envy? You will become a member in the future.

9. I said: Oh, I really want to do my summer homework, but I don't have it.

10, I don't know what happened in the class, let's talk about it first.

1 1. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a fountain pen and frowning, and writing hard just to help Xueba get to the bottom.

12. Vows are just carbon dioxide from the mouth, which is no different from farting.

13, I wish those who don't love me no watermelon, mango and ice cream this summer.

14, I just want to press you against the wall and kiss you hard, but it will bump you into a concussion.

15, what I hate most is that the rubber band is too loose for two turns and too tight for three turns.

16, when I am strong, I will sweep away all the snacks in the supermarket.

17, don't give up pursuing your dreams. Don't worry, I won't get up easily as long as I can continue to sleep.

18, the thought that you will roll paper with others in kisses and hugs in the future makes me wish you die.

19, I can eat by my face, but I eat by my strength, which proves that I am better than Mingming.

When I walk in the street, someone always tells me that I am beautiful. I'm really sorry.

2 1, every time after quarreling with others, I always feel that I didn't play well and want to quarrel again.

22. If I had known being so tired, I wouldn't have come down to earth.

23. I know that twisted melon is not sweet, but I just don't like eating melon.

24. When doing chemical experiments in class, our teacher said, "Did the students in the front row buy insurance?"

25. I want to be strong. God put me on the earth to make me a boss.

26. When the road was rough, I turned and left! !

If you come too early, I'm afraid you won't do well in the exam-for the upcoming final exam.

28. I accidentally ate a pencil and had to swallow another eraser.

What makes us unhappy are trivial things. We can avoid an elephant, but we can't avoid a fly.

30. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

3 1, our head teacher looks like a bump man.

32. It was dishonest to eat when I was a child. In order to educate me, an old farmer said to me: 60 years of hard work, no food to eat, no snot and feces to throw away.

33. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself, "If I eat too much, I will die." But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death!

34. In such a cold day, in such a cold day, single dog may escalate into screaming ice.

35. My mother praised me for being virtuous and carefree.

36. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

37. The cat barked meekly like you, but it scratched my eyes.

38. I will eat well and play well until I forget you.

I don't know who my future husband is in love with now

40. Be a young man with exquisite literature and art, chopping people and writing poems every day.

4 1, long insole face, don't be crazy.

42. If you love someone, you should always be ready to elope with him.

43. Eating at home is called eating, and eating outside the school unit is purely for survival.

44. Remember to put the piranha so cute when your opponent falls into the water.

45. Self-hypnosis is actually good. Try it if you don't believe me: I am a handsome boy, I am a handsome boy.

46. The temper is getting better and better, and people are getting better and better.

47. What is your vital capacity? You are so boastful.

48. Who doesn't write homework while cursing the homework assigned by the teacher?

49. Live like a queen to attract the king.

Since there are many beautiful women, ugly women are obviously not enough.

5 1, it is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

52. If you don't eat for nothing, you will become an idiot. Idiot doesn't eat for nothing. Don't be silly, don't be silly, look again!

53. I found that today's children wash their hair not for cleanliness but for hairstyle!

54. At the class reunion, a senior was drunk. At this time, the classmate asked: What time is it? Drunk brother took out the key from his pocket, took a look, and then calmly said, point.

55. When I was at school, I just wanted to go home. When I got home, I thought of school again.

56. If a woman complains about something that has nothing to do with you, treat herself as an ear.

57. How to fall asleep quickly? Make your home look like a classroom.

58. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath. *

59. Why do parents only look at the scores after the exam because they can't understand the questions?

60. I passed so many people that my clothes were scratched without a spark.

6 1, mathematics abused me thousands of times, and I took mathematics as my first love.

You have to understand a truth, this boy likes you as fast as others.

I asked the electric fan if I was ugly. It shook its head all noon.

64. I am not good at talking. If I offend you, I have medical insurance. Come and hit me.

65. Don't climb, don't compete, and don't be angry with animals.

66. It's like a fly flying into your mouth and spitting it out, disgusting others to swallow it and wronged yourself.

67. Don't come back when you are gone. I don't have to get together and leave. Goodbye.

68. Didn't the teacher teach you to jump over and be the one who can't catch up with you, so that you can find another one.

69. The meat that grows on the chest instead of the face is sensible meat!

The happiest thing is that a girl with a bad temper and a boy with a good temper have been spoiling her.

7 1, I have always believed that my eyes are more than gossip, but I suddenly realized that the existence of any statement is not groundless.

72. I have a desire not to get tanned, but I have a heart to go surfing all day.

73. Just after passing a crossroads, I heard a traffic policeman say to the urban management, are you driving away all the breakfast buyers to starve me?

74. I will chase you when I am good enough. I'll try it if it doesn't suit me.

Please smile gently, your mouth is rolled on the back of your head.

It is said that people who love to laugh have higher IQ.

77. I am willing to exchange my deskmate's IQ for my final high score.

78. Only youth is beautiful, and acne is ugly. ...

79. If you have a fever at home, you will stick to surfing the Internet. If you sneeze at school, you will think it is terminal cancer.

80. My confession has always been simple and rude, and I have time to sleep together.

8 1, Gula, the god of darkness, shivering, flame, homework gone!

He said he loved you, but he didn't say he only loved you. He said he loved you, not always.

83. Sooner or later, a blind person will take a fancy to you and have nothing to say with you.

During this time, everyone is talking about killing thousands of strangers. I have lived for more than ten years and killed thousands of strangers. I've met many people who haven't killed thousands of knives.

85. I can shoot you in the sky with one shot. You are shoulder to shoulder with the sun!

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

87. What is the largest island in Thailand? Phuket. If you don't know, you don't know what to sell.

It is understandable that there is no wife in the old woman's cake, no fish in the shredded pork and no breasts in the bra.

89. I really don't understand how there is homework in the world. Forget it if you don't like it. Always sticking to students.

90. Why is Friday so close to Monday and Monday so far from Friday? This is not scientific!

God turns into a funny character. Tell me about it.

1, Buddha said some of them were empty. Please, can the money be empty? Who doesn't want it?

Do you know how much I have changed for you? love

How much better is "I'll give it to you" than "I'll bring it to you later"

4. How many stupid children have lost their love in the world?

5. Songs can arouse the emotions of others when they are sad.

6. We agreed to be happy. If you are not happy, how can I be happy?

7. Fragmented love and patchwork happiness are missing parts?

8. Looking at your face, broken memories are pieced together again.

9. If I can add one more day in a week, I will confess to you on Sunday.

10, everyone who says he doesn't love actually has an impossible person in his heart.

1 1, what if one person cares and is ignored by the whole world?

12, is a man like Brother Sharp a man, or who gave me the whole sharpness?

13, I never thought that there was a drop of water in the sky, otherwise there would be an ocean.

14, if others pretend to be pure, I have to pretend to be forced, otherwise it will not rob others of their jobs.

15, then my pet is hungry, why don't you feed my poor mosquito?

16, if you don't say it, you won't say it, or the whole stranger.

17, not so much, love you 24 hours a day.

18, the world is so big, it's not bad without you. You'd better go to the moon.

19, no one saw the beloved Lord, only people saw the beloved grandpa Mao.

20. The world is so big and there is so much grass. Why doesn't my sister choose one?

2 1, happiness is so short and missing is so long, how can we forget it?

22. Falling love slowly falls in front of my window, and happiness comes.

You know I love you, but your concern for her blinds me.

24. Everyone has a temper, but it's not worth getting angry about trifles.

25. The environment is very important. If there is no environment, we must create an environment for ourselves.

Examinations teach students to cheat, and teachers teach students to commit crimes.

27. I am neither white nor beautiful nor rich. I have no money, no power and no status.

28. If you pretend to be coquettish, others will not realize your true colors.

29. When I look at you, you are alone. When I don't look at you, you become a dog.

Don't make excuses, you can see through it at a glance.

3 1, mosquito, when did you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

32. You can't influence others. What's the skill of bullying Xiao Qiang there?

33. Xiong Da often said to Xiong Er, "Have a bear-like chest."

You are not evil there, but your thoughts are a little evil.

35, I see, you are a woman and a man.

There is something hateful about the poor, so there is no need to pretend to be poor here.

37. If you are rude to your own men, who else can you be polite to?

38. How many loves can win the time difference and distance, as long as they are willing to persist?

39. Nowadays, men are becoming more and more feminine.

40. Whoever wants to start from scratch will open a barber shop and start from scratch.

4 1, I couldn't cry because I wore eyeliner and mascara.

42, came to this world, who can go back alive?

43. When you pay the phone bill, you know that your words can be worth thousands of dollars.

44. I am the most trustworthy child, but why should I take the exam?

It's not his fault that he fell in love with you, it's his blindness.

46. I want to be your heart. If you want to provoke me, I won't jump.

47. The girl we chased in those years is now chasing the box office.

48. Human beings live to suffer, otherwise how can they be called human beings?

49. You play with my squirrel as a ball and call it Pikachu.

50. If Google and Baidu merge, will it be called goodbye?

Talk about the funny qq personality of God's turning point

1, when waiting for the bus, they all said: The imperial army is running fast, and the Eighth Route Army is coming.

I am not a bone, so you don't have to run after me.

The teacher suddenly came before the self-study class, and the students told each other that Nima was the student.

4, wearing a human skin mask and doing animal behavior, I think you are not even as good as an animal.

5. Singing other people's songs and humming your own tune is called pseudo original.

6. You found a girlfriend and got dumped. Aren't you asking for trouble?

7. Summer is the best, and it makes me fall asleep easily.

8. More handsome guys, more fun, more beautiful women and more excitement.

9. When I was a child, I liked to wear a pair of pants with my brother. Who dares now?

10, it was the TV series that cut off my fun of watching advertisements and made me bored now.

1 1, no one says who is the most coquettish, but they are all looking for plugs and sockets.

12, are you biological or adopted now, that is, ex-girlfriend or post-girlfriend?

13, it's not terrible to die, what's terrible is to see a ghost alive.

14, there will be a road in the end, I can't stop it.

15. When you see a beautiful woman in the street, if you look higher, you will appreciate it; If you look down, you are a hooligan.

16, it's so cold that it takes courage to knock on the keyboard.

17, don't bathe with water in summer, just wash with sweat.

18, every genius came and a fool was born at the same time.

19, hitting people is swearing, it is love, so this message is my favorite.

20. I am ugly, but I dare to walk in the street. Who dares to stop me?

2 1. Do you know what rock and roll is? Shake if you love, or roll if you don't love.

22. There are men who don't bubble and are rebellious; Meet men and have sex for heaven.

23. I didn't see the sunlight reflected by your bald head, which was particularly dazzling.

24. When the emperor died, he died; When a civilian dies, he dies; You die, he dies, he dies, he dies.

25. When you go bungee jumping and the rope breaks, you will say, one person says "transformation"

26, trying to figure out people's mood is a tiring job.

27. Everything is tempered into steel. I feel that if you practice again, you will become a gourd doll.

28. I'm here to apologize for your ignorance before.

Don't think that everything you say is true, but it's no different from farting.

30, wait for a long time, you will be numb, and finally don't know how to love you.

3 1, we are not breathing air, but the air polluted by you.

32. A woman's intuition is accurate, especially when her love has a mistress.

33. There is a feeling that is more painful than lovelorn, and that is self-inflicted.

34. If you really can't pass, then you can die for me.

35. Say I don't love you, but make love to you.

36. Looking at last year's yellowed calendar, we have good memories.

Now that we are strangers to each other, our feelings will not be revived for you.

38. When I am tired of myself, I will start over.

I am a coward who pretends to smile, so don't be afraid of me.

40. You and I are just passers-by in each other's lives.

4 1, sometimes you need to liberate yourself, I'm afraid you will suffocate.

42. I put you in my mouth. Shut up, I'm afraid I'll bite you to death.

43. I want to improve my life. I don't want noodles. I want instant noodles.

44. Our love, the doctor said: He has done his best.

45. You murdered all the feelings in the past.

46. Don't want to live or die. Live if you can't die.

It doesn't matter if I am misunderstood. I'm ready to be the bad guy.

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away.

49. Although I can't beautify my mind, I can vilify evil.

50. My ugliness is none of your business, and her beauty is none of my business.

Friends circle turns around.

1, be sure to remember those who chat with you late into the night.

Because of them,

That's why you stayed up late. The dark circles are so heavy and the skin is so bad! Interesting quotation

2. People who say money can't buy happiness,

Maybe you have too little money,

Step 3 cheer up

Don't be slovenly all day.

Wash your face and you will find.

I have a refreshing ugly face myself.

4. Why do ugly people have the priority to speak?

Because people often say: I'll tell you the truth first.

When I fell into the lowest valley of my life, my mother said to me: Son, even if everyone gives up on you, don't give up on yourself, okay? I was moved to answer: I know.

Then, my mother turned to my father and said that he knew. Let's leave now.

I said to my mother: I'm tired of eating at home every day. Why not go out for dinner today?

Mom thought about it and nodded her head. Then he gave me a bowl of rice and let me eat it alone in the yard outside.

7. People always say that I have a bad temper, which is really funny!

A good-looking person like me

If you have a good temper, it doesn't matter! .

I really laughed when someone said I was ugly. Have you met my friend?

9. You must remember that,

No matter how distant we end up.

A red envelope can go back to the beginning.

10 must look good! Be beautiful!

Because beautiful people lose their temper.

Some people say that you are a grinding goblin.

Otherwise, it's hard to see you eating fucking explosives !

1 1. The boy said to the girl: Let's travel, my girlfriend will come that day. The girl nodded shyly: OK, I'll bring my boyfriend, too.

At the appointed time and place, but there were only two people, a boy and a girl. The girl asked the boy, where is your girlfriend? The boy touched the girl's head: fool, she is right in front of me.

The boy asked the girl again: Where is your boyfriend?

Girl: My boyfriend is parking over there. He will come at once.

12, I'm so scared that one day you will suddenly stop loving me.

Fool, what are you thinking? When did I love you?

13, quarreling with my wife, my friend advised me: can't everyone talk less?

Then I was even angrier: shut up! Put on your clothes first!

14. A girl asked a boy to wait for him downstairs for one hundred days before marrying him. As a result, on the 99th day, the boy left with a smile. Later, someone asked him, why did you leave at a critical moment when you persisted for so long and were close to success?

The boy explained that I didn't think I could last so long. I thought to myself, I have such great perseverance, why not do WeChat business?

15, I always close my eyes when I cut onions, thinking that I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hand.

16. At the end of the college entrance examination, a candidate felt: Three years of high school single life finally came to an end today, and you can start four years of single life when you go to college! ! !

17, suddenly heard someone knocking at the door in the middle of the night. When I opened the door, I saw a young man standing outside with a lot of delicious food. I said, you must be mistaken. I didn't order takeout.

I know. The young man said that a friend of yours in Weibo asked me to show you. This is the delicious food he wants to eat tonight. His mobile phone is broken, so he can't send Weibo.

18, if I don't have a dream

What's the difference between me and those who have no dreams?

19, buy fruit at the school gate. The business of a booth is very hot, so I'll go and have a look. When I walked in, I heard what was shouting over there: oranges are on sale, one yuan and two Jin. Two dollars and three pounds, three dollars and four pounds ... five dollars and six pounds, come and buy it.

A group of college students are buying five yuan and six Jin.

20. I am a very considerate person.

So you don't usually talk awkwardly.

If I say something that makes you uncomfortable,

Forget it. I did it on purpose.

2 1 I had two moods, one was cool and the other was tired. But since I met you, I only feel happy, because I am exhausted.

22. How would you write an unconventional martial arts story?

No one in the Jianghu has seen his knife. Anyone who sees his knife, please call 150423xxxxx to contact the owner. Thank you very much. .

23. Whenever someone treats me badly.

I think there is something wrong with this man.

For such a lovely me.

Can you still lose your temper?

Really speechless!

24. People who cherish me when I am ugly and fat.

When I lose weight, I will repay you twice as much.

Nothing is more important than staying up late. Sudden death and next life.

26. Love is nothing to worry about. You don't even know. In fact, you can meet eight or nine kinds at the next intersection.

If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I tell you.

28. A friend bought an outdoor watch with good quality. I didn't break when I fell off the cliff, or someone died.

29, every woman is looking for a man, and finally found that the most man is himself.

30. People still have to dream.

Even salted fish should be the saltiest one.

3 1, there is nothing to say. I am just jealous of you. I really envy what you have.

32. I left my hometown that year, and then the whole village had no water to drink.

33. Many years later, I received a WeChat from a friend on the other side of the ocean: I finally became the kind of person I used to hate the most.

Ha ha ha, everyone is like this, don't feel sorry. Who did you hate most when you were a child?

Rich people.

I don't know what to say. I hope to stay away from you in the new year.

35. Some people say that it is easy to have an accident when you walk and play with your mobile phone. Lying in the trough scared me into running and playing.

36. There is a sign in the park lawn, which reads: trample on the lawn, fine 5 yuan. Later, it was changed to a fine of 2 yuan. Ask the staff in the park: Why did you drop it? Isn't it a fine for 5 yuan?

The staff replied: you can't change it. Five dollars. Nobody stepped on it.

37. I have two hearts, one kind and the other evil. But since I met you, I have only been kind, because I am disgusting.

People who believe in ghosts in the world must have read a lot of Ten Deadly Sins.

39. There are two hearts, one is sad and the other is happy. But since I met you, I have only been sad, because I am so happy. Friends circle turns around.

40. Enthusiastically feed the strong wind and hope to raise hungry ghosts.

56. I like the jealous expression in your smiling eyes, and I like that you have always loved my heart instead of ignoring it.

57. It is how bumpy it is to put so much garbage in your head every day.

58. Cherish all encounters and respect all losses.

59. Bao Zheng wanted to name her daughter and asked Gongsun Ce for help: at the beginning, my mother named me Bao Zheng because she wanted me to save the world; People in the afterlife call me Bao Qingtian, which also contains bright and beautiful wishes. I hope my child's name can also reflect a similar determination to benefit society. What do you think this is called?

Gongsun Sheng's plan was pondered, and he said that the postage was guaranteed.

When I was at school, I was always bullied by a poor student. Finally, one day, the small universe broke out, pointing at him and yelling: You wait, I will definitely get even with you later.

Ten years later, the oath was fulfilled. He became my boss and I became his accountant.

6 1. On the way, he was attacked by his classmates, and his father beat him when he got home.

62. Mr. Banana and Miss Banana went shopping in tandem. Walking, Mr. Banana in front thought it was hot, so he took off his coat, and the banana lady behind him slipped. Friends circle turns around.

63. My wife has been missing for more than 24 hours. I said anxiously on the phone that she said she went out to buy food early yesterday morning and hasn't come home yet. I almost collapsed. Please send me some food in your fast food restaurant.

64. I wrote 100 love letters to you, and I want to ask you how you feel now.

These love letters make me warm ~

Actually ... actually

Really, it just burns too fast.

You don't have to like it or hate it.

66. Being angry should be the most useless.

67. Others aim high, but I aim to stay in bed at home.

68. I prefer simple refusal to all kinds of perfunctory.

69. One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend ... He kept crying ... very sad, and kept crying ... as a result ... he ... sprouted. ...

70. Just because I can eat doesn't mean I am a foodie.

It just means I'm easy to raise.

I understand all the reasons.

But I just don't like being reasonable.

72. Seeing pairs of middle school students holding hands in the street, I can't help but think of myself in middle school ... I also watched pairs of middle school students holding hands in the street.

73. The company moved away and didn't tell me the new address.

Years of fear of heights made me afraid to bow my head and collect money.

Once upon a time, there was a child named Xiaoming. He didn't hear me.

I lost my puppy, but I can't find it with sogou. I was so worried.

The woman endured her husband's domestic violence for several years, and the meat became delicious.

4 1, the only constant since childhood is the heart that doesn't like doing homework.

42. Don't follow the trend, just do what you like, which is especially cool.

43. Do you have any friends or acquaintances who know anything about cars? Please help me to consult the car with the price between 1.5 million and 2.6 million. Power above 3.0T, beautiful appearance, preferably white. German cars are the best. After all, the quality is reliable. The interior should be all leather with panoramic sunroof. It is better to be an off-road vehicle, which is more passable. Whether it is automatic or manual. The key is good-looking and practical. Anyone who knows me can recommend me some cars. I want to make a screen saver for my mobile phone, thank you.

44. I finally got a chance to chat with my girlfriend in the self-study class. Maybe I didn't say a few words? She suddenly ignored me and said coldly, Stop it, there is someone outside you. I was anxious at that time: I swear to god, there really was no!

She was talking about me! The head teacher behind him said coldly.

45. If I really want to argue with you, you can't beat me.

46, the brain is amazing, and I can leave a small gap to miss you when I am busy.

47. I am angry that you didn't sleep.

48. Everyone in this world is born with an extra skill. No matter how he asked, she refused to tell him what she was capable of, but bowed her head shyly. Later, when they were climbing the mountain, a big stone suddenly rolled down the mountain and was about to hit him. She rushed to him, and he opened his eyes wide and tried to push her away, but it was too late.

The boulder broke.

Her skill is to break a big stone in her chest.

49. I am also afraid that someone will use this to please you when you are embarrassed.

Some people are not serious, but when they are serious, they are really Shuai Shuai.

5 1. When I cut onions, I always close my eyes and think I won't cry. But I cried the moment I cut my hand.

52. I used to have two shrimps, a crayfish and a Pippi shrimp. But since I met you, there are only crayfish left, because Pippi shrimp, let's go!

Doctor, my eyes are nearsighted!

Talk about the specific degree of myopia.

I opened my wallet and couldn't see the money!

I have a crush on a girl for a long time. I asked her out to the movies yesterday and found that I didn't have any money. Fortunately, as usual, she didn't go to the appointment.

I really need you now, but I won't tell you.