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Classic and funny proverbs
Worrying about the night is long, and people with lofty ideals cherish the short days.
Cast a net head-on and sail against the wind.
When the tiger is not in the wind, the eagle will not stand up.
Vegetables can be eaten, chaff can be eaten, and gas cannot be eaten; Eating can make it, wearing can make it, and reason can't make it.
If you don't care, you die. If you don't care, you die.
No matter how high the waves are, they are also at the bottom of the boat; No matter how high the mountain is, it is also at the foot.
Dare to ride a dragon or a tiger, but be timid to ride a cat or a rabbit.
If grass does not germinate unintentionally, if people do not develop unintentionally.
A gentleman takes revenge for three years, and a villain takes revenge first.
Old roots are deep, but people are hard in old bones.
If grass does not germinate unintentionally, if people do not develop unintentionally.
The poor don't climb their relatives' houses, and they don't climb their own piers when it rains.
There is no tree that can't be sawed down, and there is no clock that can't ring.
Men have no ambition, blunt steel, women have no ambition, no prospects.
Scholars starve to death and don't sell books, while strong men despair and don't sell swords.
Hiking is not afraid of climbing mountains, and punting is not afraid of crossing dangerous beaches.
Men don't eat hard food, and good birds don't dig forests.
Even if it rains for a hundred days, it will always clear up.
I would rather carry shoes for a gentleman than share money with a villain.
Better hit a golden bell than break a thousand drums.
I would rather break a bone than bow my head and be humiliated.
Better cold than cold; Better be poor than poor.
Birds are expensive and have wings, and people are expensive and ambitious.
Watch the door only for gentlemen, not for villains.
The happiness of stupid people is money and officials, and the happiness of smart people is labor and contribution.
Afraid that I am not diligent, not afraid that I am not refined; I'm afraid of perseverance and nothing.
If the moon is short, the light remains the same, and the arrow remains steel.
There are no useless people in the sky, and there is no nameless grass on the ground.
I'm afraid I can't learn well, but I'm afraid I'm insincere
If you are not afraid of Pepsi's disadvantages, you are afraid to flinch.
People who love to brag are full of cigarettes.
Loyal people care about people everywhere; Hypocrites flatter people to their faces.
The mountain is high, but there is a long way to go.
Clay figurines can't stand rain, and lies can't stand evidence.
People are not old, their hearts are not old, their bodies are not poor, and their aspirations are not poor.
People look big, birds fly high.
Everything can be achieved with perseverance, and everything will collapse without perseverance.
Pinhole wound is small, but toxic; Hypocritical language, though euphemistic, is harmful.
An empty talker has sweet words, and a doer has a pair of hardworking hands.
My mouth is as sweet as honey and my heart is as black as paint.
People are easy to plant fights in sweet words, and horses are easy to be defeated on soft ground.
The ship is not afraid of the wind, and it makes sense to reach the sky.
Flattery has no teeth and can bite off bones.
Walking is afraid of heavy rain, and talking is afraid of losing your mind.
Good wine is not afraid of brewing, and good people are not afraid to say it.
The reason is not to talk, but to say something in front of you.
I am not afraid of potential pressure, and I am not afraid of people.
Telling the truth is reasonable, but swearing is unreasonable.
Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.
Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
A cow can't pull a rake, and people make trouble without reason.
There is no cloud or rain in the sky, and there is no director on earth.
In an era, strength lies in strength, and in an era, victory or defeat lies in reason.
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
One is to eliminate three evils, and man is to eliminate all evils.
One person is right, one person is superior.
Ask your sister-in-law for company-uneasy and kind
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer
My mouth is as sweet as honey and my heart is as black as paint.
People are easy to plant fights in sweet words, and horses are easy to be defeated on soft ground.
The ship is not afraid of the wind, and it makes sense to reach the sky.
Flattery has no teeth and can bite off bones.
Walking is afraid of heavy rain, and talking is afraid of losing your mind.
Good wine is not afraid of brewing, and good people are not afraid to say it.
The reason is not to talk, but to say something in front of you.
I am not afraid of potential pressure, and I am not afraid of people.
Telling the truth is reasonable, but swearing is unreasonable.
Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.
Boil crabs in a boiling pot-see how long you can be crazy.
Crazy girl tells jokes-Xixi haha
A cow can't pull a rake, and people make trouble without reason.
There is no cloud or rain in the sky, and there is no director on earth.
In an era, strength lies in strength, and in an era, victory or defeat lies in reason.
The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.
One is to eliminate three evils, and man is to eliminate all evils.
One person is right, one person is superior.
Ask your sister-in-law for company-uneasy and kind
A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-a womanizer
The big carp swimming in the lake is not as good as the small carp on the table.
Drinking rice soup-* * * (teeth) is dirty.
Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.
Strength is great, but courage is great.
When practicing in the world, the knife grinds on the stone.
Ten years' practice is a good reader, but ten years' practice is a bad reader.
If you don't practice your hands and feet for one day, you will lose half in two days, be a layman for three days and stare for four days.
First class, second class, second class, third class, third class success.
Although mice can struggle when they fall into the sea, they are not sailors.
People who like to praise others to their faces like to dig at others behind their backs.
Don't treat jackals as hunting dogs, and don't treat enemies as friends.
The snake can still move after three days' death, and the tiger will not be defeated after 17 times' death.
Dogs can bite, and snakes can bite.
Although it is a black cow, the milk is white.
Dogs and dogs compliment each other on being lions.
Two sisters compete for money -Biff (money)
Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (smoking)
Labor is the father of appetite, the father of digestion and the great-grandfather of health.
What is really terrible is not an enemy who makes a hullabaloo about, but an enemy who smiles.
The enemy swears a thousand times, and you can't believe a word.
Friends make you cry to your face, while enemies make you laugh to your face. (
Say 1000, say 10000, both horizontally and vertically depend on "doing".
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Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.
Thousands of layers of yarn, ten thousand layers of yarn, but no four or two broken cotton.
Eat home-cooked meals and wear coarse clothes.
The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable that the stuffing will be exposed.
Flattery is a counterfeit currency, which can only be circulated through vanity.
Mere talk and no action will not lead to any results; Talk and do, and success will come soon.
Don't look at the ram barking badly, look at its ability to cross the river.
Peking Opera Walk-Rub Slowly
The big dog climbed the wall and the little dog watched.
Candles that see fire-soft but not drooping
It's rare to see a camel say that the horse is swollen.
A thousand handles are not worth one handle.
Long carpenter, short blacksmith, neither long nor short tailor.
Back pain, chest plaster-regardless of future trouble.
Selling flutes on the street-blow your own horn
Flatter this thing, although it has no teeth, but it will chew off the bones.
Flattery is more dangerous than hatred.
One hundred surnames lost their second surnames-lack of money.
You can't embroider a flower in half a month-it's so slow.
This is the birthday of a centenarian-once in a blue moon.
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