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It's a bit of a dirty pick-up routine

It's a bit of a dirty pick-up routine

A little dirty routine of picking up girls, there are many routines of picking up girls, a boy. How can I pick up my sister easily? Can't you pick up girls yet? I want to share some dirty pick-up routines with you. I hope it helps you who can't pick up girls. Let's take a look at some dirty pick-up routines.

A little dirty pick-up routine 1 1, male: "I was going to give you a gift, but the courier didn't accept it."

Woman: "Oh, how come? What gift? "

Man: "I asked them to express me to you, but they didn't agree."

2. Man: "Little fairy, little sister, what constellation do you live in? Libra? "

Woman: "No, I live in Pisces. What about you? "

Man: "I, I made it for you!" " "

3. M: "I've been looking for the store for two days, but I can't find it."

Woman: "What shop? So hard to find. "

Man: "Your phone!"

4. Man: "I participated in the company's activities today and reported a program to perform, but they all laughed at me and said that my performance was not good. As soon as I got angry, I fought with them, but I didn't win. "

Woman: "Is the injury serious? Can you still perform? "

Man: "None of this matters. The important thing is that this program makes me want to be with you. "

5. Man: "Do you know what you get by drilling wood?"

Woman: "Isn't it a fire?"

Man: "No, it's you."

6. Man: "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?"

Woman: "He is a monk and bald, but you are not."

Man: "No, he wants to make classics, and I want to make you."

7. M: "I think you lied to me with your photo."

Woman: "How did I lie to you?"

Man: "You look much better in person than in the photo."

8. M: "Every time I see you, I can think of the sun."

Woman: "Ah, why the sun?"

Man: "Actually, you can guess."

Woman: "Does it give you warmth?"

M: "Not so artistic. Actually, I miss Japan."

9. M: "Do you want your parents to be happy?"

Woman: "How can I put it?"

Man: "Do you want it?"

10, m: "Shall we exchange gifts?"

Woman: "Good."

Man: "Well, from now on, I am yours and you are mine."

A little dirty pick-up routine 2 shy, there are so many men and women who have been in love that it is difficult to catch up with girls. Students know that you like her. Boys want women to be aboveboard, like them, and they should like them themselves. There is a person who loves happiness: I am just at the moment. ? M: I like you. Woman: What happy love? This is a decent chat with you, so that the girl was in one place and suddenly stopped talking when you understood. Life is irrefutable, making women feel natural to you.

I really fell in love with a girl. Sometimes even if it's true, it doesn't have to be said indirectly. His work can be completely explained to girls, and it is even more ineffective with the help of some other routines. Storyteller: Here you are. Hello, female:. One day man: I love you. The student said, "I love you". If you marry a woman indirectly, you will think in your mind that the girl must understand me, but you don't. Why do you say you love me with this little routine? However, if you tell a story to convey your love to a girl, she will not be alert to you, but will be impressed.

Saying love words is the highest state of "a decent book", and it is a casual "yes". Many boys will say "I like you" and "I love you", which makes people feel fake, which makes the relationship between women and lovers even more unsuitable, especially before you enter. Let women be lively, so if you want to be gentle, you must appoint them. The thought of you makes me dizzy. Man: One to one. Falling in love makes people dizzy. Woman: What's the matter? M: Because. The little routine to arouse girls' curiosity is to confess first and then confess. Chatting with my sister seems to be harmonious, but Doby is actually the easiest one to impress her.

Later, in order to refuse, the boy said, "I'm sorry, girls will be very indirect and have no feelings for us." It's confusing. Boys are like this, aren't they? In fact, if you want a girl to "feel" the truth, what is the girl's "feeling", blushing and heartbeat will make her. Face down.

If you want to please your sister, your sister's hobbies should be the same. We should know more about chat routines. The dialogue of picking up girls is a bit dirty, and our sister is slowly tempted.

Both men and women with a sense of obligation like it. They can take care of her all their lives, hoping to meet a man. Let girls like me, so if we like, the girl in her heart should make me feel a sense of obligation, and we should show ourselves to girls. : what person? Man: Can you hire a man for life? Man: Do you know what I want to be? Female. Let's explain this little routine to girls and take good care of her. I hope the next generation is your line. True or false, girls will feel puzzled.