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Zhuangzi jokes.
It's just what is this lotus platform for? I heard that the name is very poetic. But look at the faces of these people present. It's hard to find this thing.
Xiao er is still a pale expression. "This lotus platform has never been heard of, and no one has really seen it, but our main task now is to enter the palace to rescue the driver. We don't have time to find this thing that doesn't really exist. I think I'd better forget it. "
"How did this happen?" Yi looks a little excited. "Yes, I admit that I am very anxious about first aid, Your Highness, but the life of Xia Gongzi is also very important. Although I only heard that Jiupin Lotus Platform can detoxify the seven-star begonia, this is the only chance. "
Well, very good. This A-B with cold outside and hot inside has a chivalrous heart. I patted him on the shoulder with a wry smile. "Small 2 so don't want to drag us down. Before that, he had poisoned himself with seven-star begonia. "
After listening to my words, Ah Yi has looked at Xiao Er with admiration from the eyes of idols. Xiao er can't stand being looked at, and he blushes. He sat Ah Yi down and helped him to re-dress the wound. "Brother Yi, your leg injury should be well cultivated, otherwise you may have no strength in the future."
Xiao er is not a doctor, but I know that everyone who practices martial arts knows a little medicine. Since he said so, Ah Yi will be seriously injured, but Xia Jinyu has so many whip marks that he is much better after eating Bai Ying Bao Dan, a wonderful hand of treating too much. I wonder if this Baibaodan is useful for Ah Yi's injury? "Today, er, adoptive father, do you have all kinds of pills?"
Patted his head, Xia Jinyu took out this magical Dan medicine from his pocket. "Look at my memory, I forgot. My adoptive father just used some when he got my medicine. "
When Xiao Er helped A Yi to get the medicine, Xia Jinyu said with a smile, "We are going to do something big, but we also need to find the Lotus Table with Nine Grades. My adoptive father will give an order for everyone to find it together. Besides, there are many treasures in the palace. Maybe we can find this thing in the palace this time. Xiao er, I owe you. I will definitely find a way to do it in these seven days. "
Xiao er said nothing, just lowered his head slightly, but his eyes were red.
It's been decided. When I have a plan, I will go to the palace to save the prince. Naturally, we can't stay in this forest all the time. It is not easy for so many people to find a place to settle down. There are people looking for us inside and outside the palace.
"Adoptive father. Originally, we couldn't go to Zhuangzi. You can't go to the restaurant either. " Xia Jinyu pondered for a long time. My eyebrows knit together and look good. I gently pulled his skirt. And pointed to his mouth. The man smiled. "Jill. If you have something to say, just say it. Adoptive father is not so human. I think men can't talk when discussing women. We are all in the same boat now. We should work together and plan the land together. "
That's what I said. I carefully looked at Xia Jinyu's adoptive father. Seeing him looking at me with an encouraging smile, he boldly said, "I think. Too many of us aim too high. Hiding together is definitely not good. We should divide it into several parts. It is better to discuss the countermeasures and call everyone to act together. "
"That's a good idea. Miss Ye is really clever. Thoughtful and lovely. No wonder the young master fell in love with Miss Ye at first sight. " Adoptive father said with a smile. A face of affability. Nothing like it.
"Adoptive father don't say that. People will be embarrassed. " The so-called cheeky girl Ye Zhi finally blushed. Head down shyly. In my heart. He is the only elder of Xia Jinyu. So what you think of him is very important. If we go this way or that way. Nominally. He is our grandfather. This woman has passed thousands of years. How independent. I was still very nervous when I first met my in-laws. Make every effort. Just trying to please my in-laws.
At the moment I bowed my head. Several men around broke into shameful laughter. B laughs the most exaggeratedly. Tears came out. He pointed at me and shook it. "Will you be embarrassed? Would you be embarrassed? That's interesting. Mom! "
Holding your stomach hurts, are you sad?
I looked up and stared at him. After seeing my man's gentle eyes and his father's smiling expression beside me, I quickly changed my expression and walked over to Ayi and whispered, "Oh, is the wound uncomfortable again?" Pat him on the head, heavy.
B grinned and hurt his leg but couldn't run away.
After consultation, we decided to split up. Adoptive father asked the deceased to go back and have a rest first, and then meet here in the middle of the night. There is a shift change outside the palace at midnight, and then the guards will be negligent at midnight. At this time, it will be much easier for us to integrate into the palace.
Those dead people have lived in the capital, and everyone has another identity, only one, and no property. It seems that the adoptive father has arranged to go to Beijing to plot great things, and he will not stop until he reaches his goal. Carefully put away doubts, I decided to wait until there was no one around to ask Xia Jinyu clearly.
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The deceased left first, and only Xiao Er, Xiao Wu and Xiao Liu followed us. Xia Jinyu said that they are also the guardians of the Xia family. Now, A-B is injured, and I don't know martial arts. We really need someone to protect us.
Xiao Wu Xiao Liu cut some branches and simply made a stretcher, ready to carry B. Just, where are we going? There are seven people in a party, which is very noticeable.
"The so-called most dangerous place is the safest. Let's go to Jin. Yi, aren't you looking for Ye wholeheartedly? Come on, let's find him. " Haha, I haven't been to Jin Wangfu, and I want to see what Wangfu looks like without mistresses. This is not an ordinary palace. I think I almost became the hostess there, so I have to see for myself.
Xia Jinyu gave me a look, Gherardini, seemed to see that I was selfish. However, he touched his chin, thought for a moment and said, "What Qi Er said is very reasonable. The Xiao family may send troops to secretly guard Jin, but they dare not really treat the prince. King Jin is the younger brother of Nangong Yuan, armed to the teeth. Xiao won't make a move until he is relieved of military power. As long as we can successfully enter the Jin Palace, we will be safe. "
"As for this, of course, depends on the adoptive father. As the saying goes, one foster father is the top two. With the adoptive father, we will be able to enter the Jin Palace safely. "
"Ghost girl." Adoptive father criticized, but the smile on his face didn't fool people. He habitually tried to stroke his beard and his hand froze in mid-air.
So, he also thought of, smiled and patted Xia Jinyu on the shoulder. "Today, this girl is really a treasure. Your idea of a light is also her idea. Although menstruation is not convenient to show her face, as long as she has some ideas, why not worry about the money rolling in? "
Joke, I'm afraid Xia Jinyu can't be an ordinary businessman, regardless of the outcome of this matter. I smiled twice and watched my adoptive father take out several masks from his pocket. I don't know what material it is made of. It is as smooth as silk. Really better than my skin.
These faces have realistic images of men and women, and the five senses are realistic, and they are ordinary faces. If they are thrown into the crowd, they will be submerged immediately. The most wonderful thing is that it can automatically shrink and adjust to the size of a human face.
I saw Xia Jinyu holding the face of one of the young men and sticking it on the face, which was much smaller. Xia Jinyu's mouth can only reach the chin of the mask face. It looks weird, just like having two mouths. The adoptive father stretched out his hand and gestured on his face, and the mouth on the mask was the same as Xia Jinyu's mouth. The edge of the human skin mask is similar to his skin color, and no one can see that it is not what he is.
Following the trend, several of us also put on human skin masks, but Xia Jinyu's adoptive father rolled a bun and put on women's clothes. A little pink, plus his slightly feminine appearance, looks more and more like a brothel madam. It's amazing. No wonder Xia Jinyu, who has lived together for 20 years, didn't find her adoptive father easy to change. The old gentleman can definitely open a plastic surgery club if he wants to acquire modern skills.
This dense forest is just outside the palace, on the edge of downtown. After a short walk out of the jungle, we came to East Street. We hid in a hidden alley and asked Xiao Er to call some bearers.
It must be very noticeable to carry Ah Yi in downtown. Even if we change, it will still make people suspicious. Fortunately, I am a woman, and it is normal to sit in a sedan chair, which just keeps Ah Yi away from others with me.
Soon, Xiao Er called a soft sedan chair carried by four people. Xia Jinyu and Xiao Er dressed as bearers and carried us to Jin Wang Fu. I quietly lifted the curtain of the sedan chair, and my adoptive father followed the side of the sedan chair, twisting his ass as soon as he left. The standard Cui Hua appearance scared me to shrink back and sit down.
Jin is in the west side, where there is a whole row of people who live in high places. Kim is in the second room, but Xiao Shangshu's home is next door to him. They live together.
"No-no, the queen mother's father lives next door to the Nangong Yang family? Aren't we going to die in the sheep's mouth? " I look pale. I quickly bowed my head and asked Ah Yi.
This is just an ordinary soft sedan chair. There is only a small stool in the middle. I can only sit at the bottom of the sedan chair.
Ah B was used to my vulgar words and didn't frown any more. "You said that the most dangerous place is the safest. Let's go from East Street and arrive at Wang. Moreover, Xiao Shangshu has a spacious door and a big yard for style. It takes a quarter of an hour to walk from Wang Yefu to Shangshufu. Don't worry, nothing will happen as long as we are careful. "
It takes a quarter of an hour to walk from house to house? That damn Xiao Shangshu will drown in the saliva of ordinary people.
However, A-B had a suspicious smile on her face. I gave him an elbow. "What are you laughing at?"
"I'm laughing. Tomorrow, the flower name of Jin Wang will spread all over Beijing. " Ah Yi really smiled when she said this.
I wonder, if he helped us, some of them should also be the reputation of rescue, how can they be flower names?
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