Please give me some funny brain teasers (calling others pigs) or funny conversations with others.

1. Destruction 1. You are not a VIP, not even an IP, you are just a P. 2. Your complex facial features cannot hide your simple wisdom. 3. On a whim, I used your photo as a desktop, and F*ck it got infected by a computer virus. 4. If my life were a movie, you would be the advertisement that pops up. 5. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future. 6. Just forget about scolding you in normal times. Only if you have to wait for me to hit you will you know that I am both civil and military.

2. Kim Jong-un stood on the shore and shouted to the Korean soldiers: "Listen carefully, my father is Li Gang!" When the military advisor heard this, he became anxious and whispered to him: " General, your father's surname is Jin." When Jin Zhengyin heard this, he quickly changed his words: "My father is King Kong!"

3. Ghost: God, next time I am reincarnated, I want to be as white as an angel and have a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood. God: Then reincarnate yourself as Hushu Bao.

4. A friend was selling popsicles in the park during his first work-study program, and he was too embarrassed to shout. Suddenly, someone shouted: "Selling popsicles~~~~Selling popsicles~~". When the friend heard this, he felt happy and shouted: "Me too~~~~Me too~~~~"

5. Not long after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. The ant cried bitterly while burying the elephant: "My dear, why did you go so early? I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life!"

6. Your boy has a crush on a girl and mustered up the courage to ask that girl what kind of boy she likes: "One who is compatible with her." The girl replied. She kept asking the same question several times and got the same answer. The boy was discouraged and said, "Is it okay to have a flat head?"