Who knows some ancient poems that have been changed into funny ones?

1.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ After talking about it in class, I was dizzy again! The correct answer is "evening rain time")

4. Mayflies shake the tree, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: not moving at all

(the correct answer is "ridiculous". Don't move, hehe, it's in line with the facts.)

5. The beauty of a gentleman's adult, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Little people take away people's love (directly fainting)

6. Poor people are immune to themselves, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Rich people have wives and concubines (. ! )

8. With Cai Feng's flying wings, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: A plucked phoenix is not as good as a chicken

Another student A: Both husband and wife return home (the correct answer is "yet I feel the harmonious heart-beat of the Sacred Unicorn")

9. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, and _ _ _ _ _ Student A: There is another one at the end of the bed. )

11. I wish people a long time. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ A: One will last forever

(I laughed wildly at that time, but now I feel quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles away * * * and beautiful")

12. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Climbing turtles by the river in the East Village (right)

13. I advise God to get back on his feet, _ _ _ _ _ _. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: The magic power is revealed at the critical moment, and another student A: The mouse son can make holes

(the Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laugh wildly without images)

15. If the sky is sentimental, it will be old, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: People don't waste their youth!

(The correct solution is "If the moon is long and round without hating")

16. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ students answer: Please don't tell him (the correct solution is "A piece of ice heart is in the jade pot")

17. Couplets will be given in the final exam. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: You are a fool if you don't eat

Since ancient times, no one has died. _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Only those who have died have successively

19. so bright a gleam on the foot of my bed, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Li Bai slept soundly

. The correct answer is "visible")

21. _ _ _ _ _ _ _, flying into the homes of ordinary people. Students answer: Kangjia Caiba TV

22. Glowing glass of grape wine, _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: There are a lot of money beauties

23. _ _ _. Students fill in "just give me six buckets" ...

25. Back in those days, Jin Ge Tiema, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ students answered: Look at today, stubbornly pestering and beating

(the correct solution is "swallowing Wan Li like a tiger")

26. Five grades got "three" in one exam. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: It was when they got married

28. Qian Fan was on the side of the sinking boat, and _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: proud as a peacock has many kinds of flowers

29. You hate books when you use them, and _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A:. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: People die early if they are affectionate (the positive solution is "the moon is long if they don't hate it")

31. Since ancient times, no one has died, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Student A: Who has a stool without paper (no language ...)

32. Do you know? _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ "

Students answer: SORRY I, DON'T KNOW ... (The correct answer is" green manure and red thinness ")

33. I once tested a sentence by Mr. Lu Xun:" _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, I spilled my blood on Xuanyuan ".

34. In the Chinese exam, there is a revolutionary poem in the blanks: "The door for people to enter and leave is locked, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, and a voice shouts: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I long for freedom, but how can a person's body climb out of the dog hole?

35. Thousands of mountains and rivers are always in love. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: Can you give me one more copy?

(The marking teacher correctly said: Love is love, and it's impossible to give one more copy)

36. When I was in Grade One, I took a monthly exam and said, "Go out laughing."

someone in the class wrote: I accidentally twisted my waist. There is another sentence, the last sentence: "Clear water produces hibiscus, and (positive solution) it is naturally carved." Some people write that the mud gives birth to the lotus root; Some people are even more unique, writing: heroes come from troubled times

37. Ask how much you are worried about. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Students answer: It's like a pot of Erguotou (the teacher criticized "You drank too much again ...").