Ten English jokes are funny and short.

My mother bought an egg cooker online and tried it twice in a row, but the eggs were not cooked.

My mother was very angry and reasoned with the seller: you broken thing, broken. The egg is still raw after it has been boiled for 20 minutes.

Seller: Don't worry, dear. You can check first. Did you boil the water when you boiled the eggs?

Then my mother's adult went off the assembly line despondently, because there was no water when he was cooking. ...

There is a new Danish colleague in the company. On the day of the holiday, he asked me why there were paper toilets in China.

Filled with used yellow toilet paper. I replied, "We recycle, package and export to Japan to make napkins. 」

The Danish brothers were surprised and asked, "Why? 」

I said, "Japanese people think it smells good." 」

Since then, this guy feels strange every time he sees Japanese. I always laugh behind his back, haha. ...

When I was very young, I often went to the hospital for physical examination and blood test. Every time I am very scared, I keep crying.

A little brother came over and asked me what was wrong.

I said, "I have to cut my finger during the blood test." Very painful. " My little brother cried immediately after hearing this, and he forgot to comfort me.

I was puzzled and asked, "Do you want a blood test, too?"

The younger brother said, "I have a urine test!

One day at a department party, a younger brother asked us

Freshman year is coming, how to distinguish between junior and senior?

So I said, "Those who wear trousers, long skirts and breeches are all junior girls;"

It is your senior who wears shorts and miniskirts;

Those who wear sneakers and jeans are all schoolmates;

Those who wear slippers and underpants are all seniors. "

Anyone who has seen the white snake knows this story.

One day Xiaoqing asked, "Sister, why can you fall in love with mortals and I can't?"

White Snake: "You don't practice enough! ! "

Xiaoqing: "What if you don't practice enough?"

White Snake: "Can lay eggs ..."

Xiaoqing: "..."

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