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1: I smile from side to side to the sky, and after I finish laughing, I go to sleep.

2: The cashier said: I have no change, so I’ll give you two plastic bags!

3: My advantage is: I am very handsome; but my disadvantage is: I am not obviously handsome.

4: What is happiness? Happiness is when cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Ultraman fights little monsters!

5: My life has side A and side B, your life has side S and side B.

6: I am a fat person, not a rough person.

7: If Taiwan is not recovered for a day, I will not be able to reach level 4!

8: If the sun doesn’t come out, I won’t go to work; if it does, I’ll continue to sleep!

9: Running snail.

10: Picking up girls is like hanging out on QQ. If you coax her for 2 hours a day, you will soon be able to enjoy the sun.

11: Talking about money doesn’t hurt feelings, but talking about feelings hurts money the most.

12: I curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life.

13: The accountant said: "You can come and collect your salary later, I don't have any change."

14: Can you tell I put on powder?

15: Even though you are wearing cologne, I can still smell a faint smell of scum.

16: My name is Rain, and my nickname is Runtu.

17: I am an angel. The reason why I cannot go back to heaven is because of my weight.

18: Once I was on the street, a group of girls stopped me. They said I was handsome, but I refused to admit it, so they beat me and called me hypocritical.

19: Both homely and rotten, the future is uncertain.

20: Make a cup of Sanlu and drink it.

21: The most mysterious department in history: the relevant departments.

22: It is undeniable that mosaics are the biggest obstacle to the progress of human nude art in this century!

23: There are only two things I can’t do in my life: I can’t do this, and I can’t do that.

24: Others have a background, but I have a back view.

25: The ideal of meat, the destiny of cabbage.

26: White horse... where did you die! Did you lose the prince and dare not come to see me?

27: When your mother gave birth to you, did she throw away the placenta and raise it?

28: Don’t mistake shrimps for seafood.

29: Please give me a serving of Yangzhou fried rice, more chopped green onion, a little salt, and an extra egg, and take it away.

30: Is your father’s cousin?

31: Every morning when I get up, I read the "Forbes" rich list. If my name is not on it, I go to work.

32: There are too many liars and not enough fools.

33: I am the princess who cuts thorns and kills dragons on the road, travels across rivers and climbs to the top of the tower, and is responsible for kissing you awake.

34: Why should I kill you, my love?

35: Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.

36: The road is long and long, so let’s fight it.

37: Others pretend to be good, but I have to pretend to be experienced.

38: We are not afraid of Touer bringing tools, but we are afraid that Touer understands technology!

1. Money is not the problem, the problem is lack of money!

2. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I’ll hold on to the wall!

3. I’m like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future, but looking for No way out.

4. Senior brother, do you know? The second brother's meat is now more expensive than the master's.

5. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then you must eat at least a pair of whales...

6. If the water is clear, there will be no fish; if the people are humble, they will be invincible.

7. Youth is like toilet paper. It looks like there is a lot of it, but when you use it, it is not enough. 8. Pregnancy is like pregnancy. It takes a long time for people to notice it.

9. Friends around me, please become famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well~~~

10. Colleagues may be nervous when they go to meet clients. , and as soon as he opened his mouth, he said: "Hello, Mr. Liu, what is your surname?" Oh~~~~~~

11. A female classmate is a little darker, and her boyfriend is a little too fair. In Tian's dormitory, the venomous diva suddenly said to her: "You can't do this, you will give birth to zebras."

12. I have always regarded handsome men and money as dirt, and they have always regarded them that way. Mine

13. Don’t compare yourself to me, I am too lazy to compare with you

14. I am not a casual person, I am not a human being when I am casual

15 .God said, let there be light, but I said I opposed it, and from then on there was darkness in the world

16. I am in a bad mood today. I only have four things to say, including this sentence and the previous two sentences. I have finished my words...

17. To be a human being, you must be a person hovering between cow A and cow C

18. My big name is God, my little name is God. His name is Jesus, his English name is God, and his dharma name is Tathagata...

19. People cannot hang themselves on a tree. They have to try to die on several nearby trees.

20. A tree without bark will surely die; a man without shame will be invincible in the world.

21. The farmer’s three punches hurt a little

22. In fact, I have always been very popular: when I was a child, everyone loved me, but now I am loved by bitches

23. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs

24. Go your own way and let others take a taxi

25. Rats carry knives. Looking for cats all over the street

26. As long as you work hard and poop seriously

27. Who is the fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because Cao Cao and Cao Cao are here

28. Get away as far as your thoughts go

29. Only when you stand in a long queue at the train station can you truly realize that you are "Descendants of the Dragon".

32. Lie down wherever you fall

33. If the tiger doesn’t show its power, you think I am HELLO KITTY!

34. A donkey is a wrong idea~

◆A woman is fat, plump, slim, tall, slender, short, petite; a fat man is fat, a pig is thin, a rib is tall, a bamboo pole Short is a winter melon◆Professor: 90% of adult women in our country are not virgins. The president sent a letter to other 10% of women. Have you heard about this? The girls shook their heads. "Then you haven't received the letter!" ◆ "How much do you love me?" "As much as a dime." "Is that all?" "Isn't a dime equal to 'ten'?" ◆You You are very creative. Living is your courage. Being ugly is not your original intention. It is God who lost his temper. If you continue to live, without you, who will bring out the beauty of the world!

01. The early bird catches the worm, the early bird catches the worm!

02. I was arguing with a girl about whether whales are fish. Finally, I said, "Japanese people also have personal characters", and she finally agreed that whales are not fish.

03. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, but a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. If the material is wrong, no matter how hard you try, it will be useless.

04. If replying was a virtue, I would have become a saint long ago.

05. Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking.

06. It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. Looking back, I actually ran around naked for 20 years!

07. Wear other people’s shoes, go your own way, and let them find it.

08. There is a very old legend, saying that people who can see beautiful women on XX campus will live forever...

09. Could it be that if eggs all over the world unite? Can it break a stone? ! So you should be more realistic as a human being...

10. Don’t be afraid of enemies who are like tigers, but be afraid of teammates who are like pigs!

11. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind...

12. I once had a pair of wings, but I didn’t use them. Soar in the sky, but put it in a pot to stew...