Drunk trial

Folklore is a story passed down from mouth to mouth by ordinary people.

I'll bring you a drunken case:

No one has applied for the notice for several days, and everyone is afraid of being cheated. However, Wang Xiucai, who passed by the village, was not afraid of being fooled, thinking that he had read a lot of books. Is he still afraid of a local rich man taking the exam? So I went to Zhao Pi's house to be a teacher.

At the end of the year, when Wang Xiucai asked Zhao Pi to settle the bill, Zhao Pi wrote a word for him to recognize. This word is the word "meat" under the word "knife" Wang Xiucai looked at it and said, "There is no such word in the dictionary!" Zhao skinned: "Who tested the words in your dictionary? I didn't even take your word Kangxi dictionary. " Wang Xiucai asked what words Zhao Pi had written. Zhao Pi said it was the word "cutting" used by the ancients. Wang Xiucai asked how it could be word cutting. Zhao said that the peeling knife was not cut on the meat, but what? Wang Xiucai knew that he had been cheated, saying that Zhao deliberately skinned him and insisted on asking for money. But Zhao stripped her face and said that she had an appointment before, but she refused to give it.

In a rage, Wang Xiucai went to the county government to sue Zhao for peeling.

The county magistrate is a good county magistrate, but he has a problem, that is, he loves to drink. Once, when a prisoner was tried, he refused to plead guilty. The magistrate was annoyed, so he told the chief: "Here, call me ……" The director knew it was * * *, so he asked him how much it was to call. At this time, before the county magistrate woke up, he stretched out two fingers and said, "Hit, hit ... hit two pounds!" " "When a joke comes out, it is called' wine county magistrate'

Coincidentally, when Wang Xiucai came to complain, the county magistrate's wine was still awake. He couldn't read the words on the paper clearly, so he asked touts to read them to him. After hearing the complaint, the wine magistrate immediately sent someone to call Zhao Pi.

Zhao peeled off the skin, and the wine magistrate opened a pair of drunken eyes and said, "I heard that you took and passed all the exams of Wang Xiucai, which is really good ... such a deep study!"

When the rich man saw Wang Xiucai standing beside him, his heart trembled. When he was considering how to deal with it, the wine county official said, "I invite you to come, come ... I don't know a word here." What do you think it is? What, what, what? " Then he scrawled a word. Zhao peeled off the paper and saw that it was a "fart" under the word "bamboo"

Just say you don't know him. The magistrate who doesn't understand wine's face fell: "You are so knowledgeable and learned, don't you recognize it?" Obviously, I look down on Ben and this official. Somebody please. Let's fight first ... "As soon as he held out two fingers, the chiefs couldn't help laughing. The wine magistrate was shocked to hear the laughter. After he looked intently at the two fingers sticking out, he immediately stretched out a finger and said, "What are you laughing at? "Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me 30 boards * * *!"

No drinking this time? As soon as the courtiers were happy, they pressed the rich man to the ground and took off their pants. After hitting the bamboo board several times, Zhao's skinned fat turned purple and called his parents, "Sir! I really don't know this word ... "The wine county official said," Well, I, I, I, I tell you, this word has never been confiscated from the Kangxi dictionary. It is the word "da da" used by the ancients. You see, the bamboo board is put on the ass, * * *, you don't fight, then, then, then? How's it going? After * * *, should you ... should you confess? "

"sir! Don't fight, don't fight ... I plead guilty, plead guilty ... "So I'll tell you how to" make words "and how to make money by Wang Xiucai.

"Well," said the wine county magistrate, "as long as you confess, you can remove the rest of the directors ... but, if you don't fight, you can't escape punishment. In order to make you remember for a long time, this officer will punish you ... "

As a result, Zhao Peipi was fined 10 silver in addition to settling the money owed by Wang Xiucai.

When Zhao peeled off the skin, the wine magistrate smiled and said, "This local rich man thinks that only he can make words, but he doesn't know that Ben ... the official means of making words are getting better and better, and more and more ruthless ..." A few words of wine made the officials laugh. ...

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Drunk trial