Tease classmates with humorous jokes and stories.

Tease classmates with humorous jokes and stories.

Lead: The most important thing in life is happiness. The source of happiness often comes from life, and life is full of endless joy. For example, a joke may be your pastime after dinner. I specially arranged humorous jokes for everyone, and everyone was very happy.

Funny jokes that tease classmates (1)

1, in order to create a healthy and civilized class, the class rules prohibit students from farting in the classroom, and anyone who stinks will be punished for cleaning the classroom for one day.

A classmate asked the monitor:? It is a right for people to fart. Why is it forbidden to fart?

The monitor said:? We don't punish fart that doesn't sound or smell, only fart that makes too much noise and the exhaust gas exceeds the standard. ?

2. Today, I applied for the job fair. When it was my turn to interview, the interviewer didn't look at my resume and asked me:? Are you a college student or a high school student?

Suddenly, I'm not calm, so I don't look at people. I am very angry. I am my mother's own. ?

The interviewer told me to go home and wait for the notice. Do you think I have a chance?

After graduation, a classmate sent his luggage home a few days in advance, and found that the ticket was gone after getting on the bus.

Then his mother said that all your tickets had gone home. Why hasn't anyone come home yet?

Only to find that I put the ticket in my luggage and sent it home.

4. Two days ago, a school girl ran out of money in other places. I called her 500 emergency numbers. She was moved to say that the senior is too good. I love you and be my boyfriend.

My brother refused decisively, but he wanted to be my girlfriend and didn't pay me back. Dream on! ! !

After graduating from college, a classmate is going to study in Japan. When I said goodbye, I said, old classmate, I can only see you after downloading!

Funny jokes that tease classmates (2)

1, the teacher is going to announce the exam results.

I said to my deskmate: this time, you are dead.

My deskmate said: Yes, I will study hard in the future.

I asked: What, are you ready to study hard?

The deskmate said with a smile, no need, find a better copy next time.

2. I have been secretly in love with the goddess for a long time, and my roommate advised me to tell her if you like it. ?

I hesitate to say: What if she refuses?

Roommate said:? Don't worry, it's not just in case, it's definitely not allowed. ?

Today, our teacher is wearing a pair of white trousers with red underwear inside.

My deskmate said, Look at the white inside and the red inside.

I looked at it and said, red or black!

4. The undergraduate course line has just been announced. I asked my classmates: Have you passed?

The first deskmate stood up and said, I was fed! ?

Funny jokes that tease classmates (3)

1, a boy in the class skipped class and went out to play ball. The head teacher found him and blocked him at the door of the classroom.

When the boys came back, the class was almost over. The teacher asked? Where have you been? ?

The boy calmly replied:? Go to the bathroom?

The teacher pointed to his profuse sweat and asked? What was that?

The boy held back for a while and said, teacher. . . I am constipated and suffocated. ?

Several students speak ill of the head teacher in the classroom.

A naughty boy is always criticized by the head teacher. He said angrily. Dogs like class teachers! ?

All the other students kept their heads down, and he felt terrible. Looking back, the head teacher stood behind him.

Boys roll their eyes, hurry up? Woof woof woof? Cried loudly.

3. I drank the yogurt given by my roommate in the morning and had diarrhea.

I asked my roommate:? Did the yogurt you gave me pass the futures? Why do you have diarrhea when you drink it? ?

He:? Ah! I have diarrhea, too, but I can't find the reason. Please have a drink.

Your uncle! ! !

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