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Excerpts from dialogue fragments

Excerpts from dialogue fragments

Don't you think you look like a joke? ''

Yes, jokes are not good? At least I can make everyone laugh. What about you? This is not even a tragedy.

Not disturbing is the only gift I can give you.

However, I don't want to do anything romantic.

Let me do it.

Suit yourself.

4. Do I look like a proud fool and lose my pride for a desperate heart?

You don't know. You are. But your pride is so expensive and your heart is so humble.

There is water in your eyes.

Stop, those are tears.

6. "Broken quilt!"

"It's broken."

"Tell it I'm sorry!"

"I'm sorry."

"Has he recovered?"

"No."

"Do you understand?"

"I see."

7. Why are you crying so sad?

Can't stop.

Why can't you stop?

Honey, can't you see I'm cutting onions?

-_-||

8. "She will get hurt!"

"So you have to hurt me."

9.- What's missing?

-Zinc deficiency.

-Yes, lack of heart.

10, Don: Sadly, sometimes I don't know what I like.

Hu: More sadly, I thought I liked it, but I didn't.

1 1, Don: We always do. We know the consequences clearly, but we are content with the status quo. There are still some ridiculous fantasies in our minds. This kind of life is boring.

This is the so-called hope, which is always trampled underfoot, but it will never disappear. Man is a pathetic organism, contradictory.

12, "You see, I changed my avatar and cover to' 617' ... single, love yourself! A group of beautiful and caring people are simply abused. " [crying]

"Then you are not mine" [someone said indifferently]

"..." "I want to be a cold single aristocrat." [Actually, it's so warm. ]

"Depend, I raised you for nothing!"

"..." [hahaha]

Ps. 1。 6 17' is my birthday.

2. The above conversation comes from me and a funny and domineering girlfriend [haha]

13, "Hello!"

"Huh?"

"Hey, won't you do something for me?"

"Well, yes."

"Well, if I wanted you to die, would you go?"

"unwilling"

"ah! ? You lied to me, didn't you say you were willing to do anything for me? "

"Because there is no you in that world."

14, "What's it like to secretly love someone?"

"Sweet and sour is a bit salty. A little bitter. "

15 "What's the feeling of the person you like standing in front of you?"

"Like a fish in the throat"

"What about him behind you?"

"eyesore"

16, "I will never betray you, even if I have to die."

"Come on, if it happens, I'd rather you betray me. I just want you to live. "

17, don't lose a person who suits you best, it's not easy to meet.

..... Don't worry, I won't lose it? """""

Well, that's not what I meant.

I know you want me to accept him, but you know I only love you.

But I don't love you.

I see. I'll treat you to a wedding banquet.

18, "Although it may be a matter of time before I give up ... I really don't give up ..."

"But now, I just want to like you."

"That's enough ..."

19, "Hey, what do you like about me?"

"I like that you like me."

He was sitting quietly in the classroom when suddenly a female classmate called him out at the door. Yes, a female classmate asked him to come out. When he came out, the female classmate said to him in the corridor, "There's something I've always wanted to tell you. Ten years later, let's meet once! " The man asked, "Why do you want to meet?" "The woman said, because I want to know what you will become at that time. I have always liked you all these years. " The man asked the woman, "Why haven't you asked me for so many years?" "The woman said, ha ha ... What's the use? You like Nina so much. "The man asked disappointedly," Then when shall we go? Where shall we meet? " "Ten years later, on May 29th at eight o' clock in the evening. It's in the Grand Theatre, right in the middle of that row of columns. " "What if the columns there are singular?" "There are eight columns. If my appearance had changed greatly at that time. ......

2 1, "Because the person I like doesn't like me, and the person he likes doesn't like him. He knows that he is a poor person, but he doesn't know that I have suffered the same pain as him."

22. "am I important to you?" "It's already a part of life."

23. "I feel that her words are very contradictory ..."

"It's amazing ..."

"Yes, it's amazing. Obviously only talked about one, but there are ex-boyfriends and current boyfriends. "

"Maybe her boyfriend is schizophrenic ..."

"Do you think what she said is false?"

"No, she's just not in the same world as us."

Huan Zi: "How many people are loyal to each other! How can I be an insatiable person like you! "

Wenhe: "What about being famous for a lifetime?

The merits and demerits of a person's life are like footprints in the snow, with different sizes and shades.

Will eventually be erased by the wind.

The stars move, the sun and the moon alternate, and nothing will change because of you alone. "

Huan Zi: "If everyone lived like you, this country would have died long ago!" " "

Wenhe: "Haha, I should be glad that there are not many small people like Xu."

"Pigeons, people die like lights, and I want to see this beautiful scenery for a few more years."

"Heroes are born in troubled times, but they are not ambitious."

You can't protect the world, only the people around you.

25, some pain, you don't say, others will never know; Some pain, you said, others think it doesn't matter.

26. The person you think is destined to be will also become a passer-by in your life.

27. "What are you doing around me?" "I'm traveling around the world"

She looked at me with derision and said:

All you want is a sense of existence.

Anyone who has a good impression on you and trusts you can.

I looked at her, frowning and asked:

Do you?

People who like you and trust you.

I waited for her to answer me.

But for me,

It's his black head and low, harsh sobs.

29, "I walked behind him, low head murmured:

I've become different.

He looked back and smiled at me and gently asked:

What do you look like?

I looked up and looked into his eyes. I smiled and said:

You were once your favorite. "

30. In this world, you are my only relative. Now, even you are abandoning me? I won't allow it! I won't allow it! Why does everyone hate me? You know, I don't trust anyone anymore, but I want to trust you! """

3 1, "Don't be ungrateful, so as to achieve your ultimate goal." "You said you wouldn't leave me, but you still left. You lied to me. I swear by blood that you will never die well! "

32. "Would you like to be my girlfriend?

W: Sorry ... I have someone I like. ...

Is this true or do you want to refuse my excuse?

Female: ......

Can you reconsider?

W: excuse me. ...

Man: Can you give me a chance?

W: Sorry ... I can't. ...

M: Or is there anything you don't like about me? I can change it!

Woman: ... Is that enough? What do you like about me? I can change it!

Man: I like you, but you don't like me.

Woman: ... sorry, I don't hate you and I don't like you.

Man: ... I like everything about you.

Woman: ... let me tell you, I like women!

Man: Damn it, you made me act like a man!

Female: (vomiting blood ... "

She kept poking him on the shoulder with her slender forefinger.

Word for word choked up and said:

Want to find your limits?

To have a crush on someone.

You will know eventually.

I can't compare with women.

A woman you despise.

34. "What are your shortcomings?"

"Not good for you"

35, "she patted him on the shoulder and said with a smile:

Don't talk too much.

When did you stop loving him?

this is interesting

He was livid and stared her one eye:

laugh

At least I won't be the first to get rid of each other.

Hearing this, she gritted her teeth and turned away. "

36. "He walked me in and shouted at me:

Make it clear. What's wrong with you? !

Why are you crying? Why are you crying!

After all these years, you know you are like this.

Worse than after you disappeared in the mountains.

I was embarrassed when I first found you!

What's the matter with you? Talk to me!

What on earth made you like this? !

I looked at him and said:

I am lovelorn.

He was quiet and said nothing.

My eyes are red with me, and a pool of shallow sadness floats up.

On this rare sunny summer afternoon

There is a damp smell in the room, which is unique to the forest.

The weather is hot and humid. "

37, "I asked:

How long have you been together?

You said:

It's been a long time, like a lifetime.

He said:

A month.

I realized that no matter how different the values are, no matter how different the personality is.

If you love, you love. It's too late to leave now.

But how long can it last? "

38. "Tell me a very correct sentence today.

I completely let go:

Relax.

Life is so long.

Always fall in love with a few scum

After listening to it, I was refreshed for an instant. "

Fragment excerpt

1 and1The Woods in October have declined, and I still look back on everything with innocence. Looking back at the dead leaves, looking back at the ruthless season. Those winds took away a season's life, but those trees won't dry up. If I haven't experienced it, I won't look back. At that time, I once remembered that I walked through the forest under the starlight, and that simple and honest cow was waiting for my return.

2. On the road to happiness, I often embarrassed myself, so I had the idea of giving up, but at the last moment, my happiness came-happiness was the care of my parents, the blessing of my friends and the reminder of my teacher. Maybe he was by my side from the beginning, always silently accompanying me and silently guarding me. forever ...

3. Find your own position, in order to better realize the value of life. The famous pole vault queen Isinbayeva chose gymnastics earlier, but she didn't make much progress in this position. So he reluctantly gave up and chose the pole vault. In this position, she continued to create brilliance by virtue of her size advantage and persistence in sports, and finally won the extremely glorious title of pole vault queen. Therefore, we must find our own position.

4. She just sat by the window, and the afternoon sun shone on her round face, making her cheeks more rosy; She holds her chin with a pen, her eyes are wide open, her bright eyes are swimming slowly, and her plump chin is slightly upturned-this is the expression that the math teacher is familiar with and loves whenever she thinks of a more ingenious way to solve a math problem.

After my mother tasted my meal, I was furious. "Why do you always eat mine after what I have done?" ? Why do you have to eat everything first! "My mother paused, and then didn't refute me, blame me as usual. She just put down the spoon gently and smiled slightly, but I could see that my mother smiled reluctantly and helplessly. Then she only said a kind word: "Then mom won't taste it in the future. Let's eat." -"Ordinary Love"

6. If I look back, I will always look back at those bitter things. Because those happy things are fleeting, only those sad and bitter things can make me unforgettable. I repeatedly look back at the places I have walked. Every time I see something I left behind, I always pick it up gently and save it back in my memory.

7. Smiling, like its words, is really pleasing. When you feel helpless and lonely, you will get a smile unexpectedly, and you will find the warmth in the world everywhere; Smile is a great gift when you are in trouble and need understanding and support. Harvest a smile is happiness, and give others a smile is also happiness. Every time a smile blooms on your face, you will feel particularly relaxed and happy. As the saying goes, if you give someone a rose, there is more fragrance in your hand.

My father's grandparents are farmers. Like many farmers, I always like to walk barefoot in summer. When working in rice fields, thick feet and rough skin are the same color as soil. It's so easy to step in and pull out of the mud with rough feet.

9. There are too many smiles in life, but the most special one is mother's smile, which is incomparable to any smile. Contains the mother's pure and selfless love for her daughter. When I am hurt, this smile will give me infinite care and erase my pain. When I am weak, it will give me confidence, make me strong, and let me face life with confidence. Whenever, my mother's smile is a touch of eternal sunshine in my heart.

10, God gave us the same precious life, but gave us different attitudes and different life forms. Some people are arrogant and arrogant; Some people are humble and humble, only Nuo Nuo. Some people are smart, successful and successful; Some people have average intelligence and do nothing all their lives. The world is rich because of diversity, and the society is colorful because of differences.

1 1, my efforts have overcome my troubles and everything, making it seem like the last bright green, and also releasing the brilliance equivalent to summer. "Teenagers don't know what it's like to be bored", but anyone who relaxes at this turning point is "a swamp thousands of miles away, a thorn bush thousands of miles away". On the contrary, if it is hard work and perseverance, what awaits you is "a bright future, green mountains and green waters." Do you really want your troubles to turn into a wisp of smoke, haunt your soul and make you bored and upset?

12, in life, facing one challenge after another, bravely facing it, ignoring yourself may not be as good as others. I didn't know that I might be just as wonderful until I did it. Perhaps not witty and lively, but calm and calm; Maybe not Huang Zhong and Lu, but this is an orchestral pipa. A hard work will give birth to a harvest; A trickle, as long as it is willing to accumulate, will breed profundity. With a heart that dares to sing and struggle, a miracle will happen at the next stop of life.

13, if growth is a work, then the trouble is the typo hidden deep in the paragraph; If growth is a blank sheet of paper, then worry is a flaw stuck on the back. These tiny things seem deja vu, and they seem to bother us all the time. In the growing nature, learning, which was once like a breeze, has been attacked by storm-like learning and pressure, blowing away the depths of memory.

14, everyone's dream must be pursued. It's not that genius is born a genius. In addition to talent, anyone has to work hard the day after tomorrow Isn't it often said that "one minute on stage, ten years off stage"? Everyone's achievements come from hard work, failure and success. According to our teacher, "no one can eat fat at once, and fat can only be puffy." Failure is essential. Without the experience of setbacks and blows, there will be no success tomorrow.

15, pain, helplessness, is it also melted because of the passing of winter and the coming of spring? A beating heart is also more energetic. The wild flowers on the mountain are blooming brilliantly. Do you smell it? It seems to be for spring. It is open because of the departure of winter, and it is blooming brilliantly.

16. Life is like a long-distance bus, with only four stops. You need to get off at every stop to see the beautiful scenery with your critical eyes, and find good quality as capital to drive to the next stop.

17, the ups and downs of life, this is nothing, in the days to come, I will work hard! Looking back at the motherland, I only hope that our efforts will make you more prosperous! Let the flower of our youth bloom happily for the success after 20 years. ...

18, childhood, the first stop of the bus, you stand by and watch the budding willow trees and look at all the beautiful things in spring. You don't need to be disturbed by anything else. At this stop, you have gained pure happiness and pure friendship between friends. You can run carefree in the childhood Woods and catch fish and shrimp in the clear stream. In short, you will find the beauty of the world at this stop.

19, our life is really ordinary, as ordinary as a stone, without the smoothness of the surface of beautiful jade, and it can't reflect the dazzling and charming brilliance like crystal. But we shouldn't and can't deny ourselves, because we have everything that God has given to mankind, and we also have innate tenacity and tenacity that permeates the bone marrow. How can you feel inferior because of the existence of Meiyu crystal? We must live for ourselves. The color of Live high is not ashamed of itself, because the light of others covers it.

20. Of all the scenery, rain is my favorite. You may feel strange, because when it comes to rain, you may think of gloomy sky, terrible thunder and people who are soaked to the skin. I like rain because I like the fun when it rains.

2 1, all kinds of life are only experienced by oneself, and all kinds of life are only tasted by oneself. In my spare time, I am alone on the country road, feeling the soil mixed with the breath of summer, with a touch of grass and flowers, and closing my eyes. Let the wings of the soul soar in the vast sky, and loneliness is still alive. But it is precisely because of this that there will be an independent space to feel the melody of life.

22. On holidays, dad always hangs pictures in the living room, which is nothing more than a small landscape map. He will put them away after the festival. This picture of nave has been in the drawer for more than ten years, and this is the first time to show up. He didn't eat any food, so he hung up the picture: first, remove the small piece under the wall near the door, and people stood trembling on the wooden chair, holding the picture in their hands, trying to hang it on the wall. The second sister couldn't stand it, so she came and fixed the chair and let him hang calmly. Nave is a splash-ink peony with the title "Flowers are like flowers"; The length of the painting is very large, hanging in the middle of the wall, accounting for one-third of the area, which is not commensurate with the living room that is not wide. The thick ink color and bright posture of peony are quite different from the furniture that has lost its luster. Dad lit the sunset glow and stood in a corner, holding the blooming flowers carefully. He saw nothing but the picture on the wall.

23. In the evening, Sister Ling calmly walked into the living room with her brother. Say hello to my parents one by one. When it was my turn, I couldn't wait for my brother to speak. I smiled and reached out to me first, and gave my name clearly and briefly. I held her hand awkwardly, but forgot to report my name like her. While serving tea in the kitchen, I secretly took some photos in front of the glass cupboard, but I was thinking about Ling Jie's unusual honey brown skin.

24. This summer, I had hoped that in the idle time of Miscellaneous Love, I would wrap myself in a cold but solid shell, hastily end the rest of my helpless time and escape from this unpopular and moving era. However, it was that unexpected freezing that saved me from the box of life.

25. In a quiet afternoon, sit by the window, make a cup of warm tea, browse the web quietly, or listen to the crisp sound of typing. Then when you are tired, you can enjoy the scenery outside the window, watch the leaves swaying gently and watch the birds soar freely. Let time brush a little, brush your heart and warm your heart.

Excerpts from famous works

Excerpt from the masterpiece (1) Zhu Ziqing's Moonlight on the Lotus Pond pours quietly on this leaf and flower like running water. A thin layer of blue mist floats in the lotus pond. Leaves and flowers seem to have been washed in milk; Like a dream in a sarong. Although it is a full moon, there are faint clouds in the sky, so it can't shine; But I think this is just a benefit-deep sleep is indispensable, and nap is unique. Moonlight shines through the trees, and the bushes at the height cast uneven and mottled shadows, which are as steep as ghosts; The sparse shadows of curved willows seem to be painted on lotus leaves. The moonlight in the pond is uneven; But light and shadow have a harmonious melody, such as a famous song played in the Vatican.

Excerpts from Famous Works (2) romain rolland, whose biography?

How heavy is the air around us. The boss's Europa is unconscious in an atmosphere of heavy turbidity and corruption. Vulgar materialism suppresses ideas and hinders the actions of the government and individuals. Society suffocates in cunning and humble selfishness, and human beings cannot breathe. Open the window! Let the free air come back! Take a breath of hero.

Life is full of suffering. For those who are unwilling to be mediocre, it is an endless struggle, often tragic, without glory and happiness, but a struggle in loneliness and silence. Poverty, daily troubles and heavy and stupid work weigh on them and consume their energy uselessly. There is no hope, no light of joy, and most of them are isolated from each other. They don't even have the comfort of helping their brothers in trouble. They didn't know each other existed. They can only rely on themselves, but sometimes even the strongest people can't help stumbling in suffering. They asked for help and a friend.

The hero I am talking about is not a person dominated by ideas or power; But only people with great hearts ... like one of the greatest, we want to describe his life and say, "I don't recognize any superior marks except kindness." Without great character, there would be no great people, not even great artists and great actors; Are just empty idols, matching vulgar souls; Time will destroy them all. What does success or failure matter? The most important thing is to be great, not to appear great.

Excerpts from Famous Works (3) Water Margin

Too late to say, it would be too soon; Song Wu saw the blade coming, only a flash, flash behind the blade. It's the hardest thing for a big bug to look at people behind his back, so he put his front paws on the ground, raised his waist and hips and helped him up. Song Wu only for a moment, flash to one side. When the blade saw that he couldn't lift it, he growled, but it seemed that there was a thunderbolt for a long time, which shook the mountain, and the iron bar stood up like a tiger's tail and only cut it. Song Wu flashed aside. It turns out that the blade just jumps, lifts and cuts; When you can't catch the three, you lose half your breath first. The blade couldn't cut any more, so he roared again and came back as soon as he turned.

Excerpts from beautiful fragments

1, pain, helplessness, is it also melted because of the passing of winter and the coming of spring? A beating heart is also more energetic. The wild flowers on the mountain are blooming brilliantly. Do you smell it? It seems to be for spring. It is open because of the departure of winter, and it is blooming brilliantly. 2. Smile, just like its words, is really pleasing. When you feel helpless and lonely, you will get a smile unexpectedly, and you will find the warmth in the world everywhere; Smile is a great gift when you are in trouble and need understanding and support. Harvest a smile is happiness, and give others a smile is also happiness. Every time a smile blooms on your face, you will feel particularly relaxed and happy. As the saying goes, if you give someone a rose, there is more fragrance in your hand.

3. My efforts have overcome my troubles and everything, making it seem like the last touch of bright green, and the same release is equivalent to the glory of summer. Teenagers don't know what it's like to be bored, but if anyone relaxes in a corner of this mountain, the swamp is thousands of miles away and the thorns are thousands of miles away. On the contrary, if it is hard work and persistence, a bright future awaits you. Do you really want your troubles to turn into a wisp of smoke, haunt your soul and make you bored and upset?

Our life is really ordinary, as ordinary as a stone, without the smoothness of the surface of beautiful jade, nor can it reflect the dazzling and charming brilliance of crystal. But we shouldn't and can't deny ourselves, because we have everything that God has given to mankind, and we also have innate tenacity and tenacity that permeates the bone marrow. How can you feel inferior because of the existence of Meiyu crystal? We must live for ourselves. The color of Live high is not ashamed of itself, because the light of others covers it.

Of all the scenery, rain is my favorite. You may feel strange, because when it comes to rain, you may think of gloomy sky, terrible thunder and people who are soaked to the skin. I like rain because I like the fun when it rains.

On the road to happiness, I often embarrass myself, so I have the idea of giving up. But at the last moment, my happiness is floating. Happiness is the concern of my parents, the blessing of my friends and the reminder of my teacher. Maybe he was by my side from the beginning, always silently accompanying me and silently guarding me. until the end of time

7. This summer, I had hoped to wrap myself in a cold but solid shell during the idle time of Miscellaneous Love, to end the remaining helpless time in a hurry and escape from this unpopular and moving era. However, it was that unexpected freezing that saved me from the box of life.

8. If growth is a masterpiece, then worry is a typo hidden deep in the paragraph; If growth is a blank sheet of paper, then worry is a flaw stuck on the back. These tiny things seem deja vu, and they seem to bother us all the time. In the growing nature, learning, which was once like a breeze, has been attacked by storm-like learning and pressure, blowing away the depths of memory.

9. If I look back, I will always look back at those bitter things. Because those happy things are fleeting, only those sad and bitter things can make me unforgettable. I repeatedly look back at the places I have walked. Every time I see something I left behind, I always pick it up gently and save it back in my memory.

10, God gave us the same precious life, but gave us different attitudes and different life forms. Some people are arrogant and arrogant; Some people are humble and humble, only Nuo Nuo. Some people are smart, successful and successful; Some people have average intelligence and do nothing all their lives. The world is rich because of diversity, and the society is colorful because of differences.

1 1. Life is only experienced by yourself, and life is only tasted by yourself. In my spare time, I am alone on the country road, feeling the soil mixed with the breath of summer, with a touch of grass and flowers, and closing my eyes. Let the wings of the soul soar in the vast sky, and loneliness is still alive. But it is precisely because of this that there will be an independent space to feel the melody of life.

12, in life, facing one challenge after another, bravely facing it, ignoring yourself may not be as good as others. I didn't know that I might be just as wonderful until I did it. Perhaps not witty and lively, but calm and calm; Maybe not Huang Zhong and Lu, but this is an orchestral pipa. A hard work will give birth to a harvest; A trickle, as long as it is willing to accumulate, will breed profundity. With a heart that dares to sing and struggle, a miracle will happen at the next stop of life.

There are too many smiles in life, but the most special one is mom's smile, which is incomparable to any smile. Contains the mother's pure and selfless love for her daughter. When I am hurt, this smile will give me infinite care and erase my pain. When I am weak, it will give me faith, make me strong, and make me face life with confidence. Whenever, my mother's smile is a touch of eternal sunshine in my heart.

14, the Woods in October have declined, and I still look back on everything with innocence. Looking back at the dead leaves, looking back at the ruthless season. Those winds took away a season's life, but those trees won't dry up. If I haven't experienced it, I won't look back. At that time, I once remembered that I walked through the forest under the starlight, and that simple and honest cow was waiting for my return.

15, everyone's dream must be pursued, not a genius is born a genius, and anyone has to work hard the day after tomorrow in addition to talent. Isn't it often said that one minute on the stage and ten years off the stage? Everyone's achievements come from hard work, failure and success. According to our teacher, no one can be fat at one bite. If you want to be fat, you can only be puffy. Failure is essential. Without the experience of setbacks and blows, there will be no success tomorrow.

16, the ups and downs of life, this is nothing, in the days to come, I will work hard! Looking back at the motherland, I only hope that our efforts will make you more prosperous! Let the flowers of our youth bloom happily for the success after 20 years.

17. Life is like a long-distance bus, with only four stops. At every stop, you need to get off and look at the beautiful scenery with your critical eyes, and find good quality as capital to drive to the next stop.

18, find your own position, in order to better realize the value of life. The famous pole vault queen Isinbayeva chose gymnastics earlier, but she didn't make much progress in this position. So he reluctantly gave up and chose the pole vault. In this position, she continued to create brilliance by virtue of her size advantage and persistence in sports, and finally won the extremely glorious title of pole vault queen. Therefore, we must find our own position. 19, in a quiet afternoon, sit by the window, make a cup of warm tea, browse the web quietly, or listen to the crisp sound of typing. Then when you are tired, you can enjoy the scenery outside the window, watch the leaves swaying gently and watch the birds soar freely. Let time brush a little, brush your heart and warm your heart.

20, childhood, the first stop of the car, you stand by and watch the budding willow, looking at all the beautiful things in spring. You don't need to be disturbed by anything else. At this stop, you have gained pure happiness and pure friendship between friends. You can run carefree in the childhood Woods and catch fish and shrimp in the clear stream. In a word, you will find the beauty of the world at this stop, which will be the most beautiful thing you will find in your life.