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Eat hot pot in the middle of the road
There are a pair of little pigs in the pigsty. Boars love sows very much. Every time he eats or has something delicious, the boar will let the sow eat first and eat some by himself.
The rest of the soup is boiled. When the sow is asleep, the boar will keep vigil for the sow to repel mosquitoes. In this way, sows are getting fatter every day, while boars are still there.
Still so thin.
Both little pigs think that such a life is so smooth and natural. However, this day suddenly changed, this day
During the night patrol, the boar heard the master and his wife say, "Look, the sows in our pigsty grow so fast that they can be killed in a few months."
Hearing this sentence, it was no less than a bolt from the blue for the boar, so the boar's temperament changed greatly the next day, and he ate something delicious first and stayed up all night.
Let the sow keep vigil for herself in the kitchen. Soon the boars are getting fatter, but the sows are getting thinner. Every vigil, the sow thinks,
Why is this happening? . . . . . . . .
A few months passed quickly. On this day, several people came to the host's house and tied the wild boar out. At the last moment, the wild boar was right.
The sow said, "Dear, if there is a next life, I will still love you like this." Listening to the cry of the boar outside, the sow burst into tears.
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