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Classical Poems on Fighting New Pneumonia

The following is the content of a classic poem to fight against new pneumonia.

1, 020 is the year of the rat, Wuhan in the south of China! A siren sounded on the Yellow Crane Tower, and a new coronary pneumonia broke out!

2, the peach blossom has not yet opened, and the spread of the virus has been shocking! Up to the Political Bureau of the Central Committee, down to provinces, cities and towns!

3, Heming nine Wan Li, national armed mobilization! Hotels and restaurants are closed at zero, and thousands of households stop connecting in series!

4, the figure is scattered, and there is no smoke on the railway in the factory! Only hear people, not people. Everyone only sees half a face!

A nuclear war is like a nuclear war, not like SARS! Every inch of land, how many cases are spreading!

6, nervous relaxation and then nervous, shocking terror and then shocking! * * * and the stage, first appeared in Zhong Nanshan!

7. Delaying the opening of the door, and the office is on extended leave to go to work? Every student is forbidden to step in, and every family, old and young, has tightened its strings!

8. During the period of * * * and the temple in Beijing, I was concerned about people's livelihood! The whole country will join hands to build maginot line firmly!

9. Look at the businessmen of workers, peasants and soldiers, and everyone will shout in unison! What about COVID-19? I caught Zhang Huizan in front!