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A female doctor married a high school graduate on a blind date and said, I didn't read him wrong.
? one
Female doctor
My name is Su Ying, and I am a female doctor. Yes, I am a female doctor called "the third person".
People around me always tease me that I am a doctor, but I am a female doctor, a female doctor, and a female doctor in the Chinese Department.
"Hey, you are behind the times. Can you marry yourself before the age of 30? "
This is what my family and friends say to me the most.
I also began to be agitated, because I was eager to have a beautiful love and then step into the marriage hall together.
I don't care about each other's families. If there is the only thrill, I will be happy to sell wine like Zhuo Wenjun.
You may not believe it, but I only fell in love once in college. After I broke up for unknown reasons, I lost myself in the sea of books all day and never fell in love again.
My mother always popularized the disadvantages of late marriage and late childbirth, saying, "Even if you can get married this year, you can't have children right away. After 30, you will be an older woman. It's dangerous to have children. While your father and I can still walk, we can help you have more children for a few years. "
Whether under the nagging of my parents and friends or I want to get married myself, I have begun to accept blind dates.
two
Observe and evaluate the suitability of future spouse or son.
In fact, I didn't pose very high, but when my blind date heard that I was a female doctor, most of them avoided me.
Dating me for three or two days, some excuses are not suitable and they escape; In the process of blind date, it took only half a cup of coffee to return directly;
As for their executive status in the enterprise, there are civil servants, doctors, university teachers and people from all walks of life, but most of them are afraid of my status as a female doctor.
I began to be agitated, and it was my mother who was more anxious than me.
She said to me in tears, "son, that's almost enough." Let's not expect too much. Your father and I are both old, just your only children. Ah ... "
I nodded with a wry smile and thought, "I feel bad, too. I asked for it."
Until one day, I received a phone call from my mother's good friend Wang Yi for decades, which completely changed the track of my life. ......
Aunt Wang at the other end of the phone faltered and wanted to say something. I said, "Aunt Wang, if you have anything to say, it's okay."
Aunt Wang at the other end of the phone cleared her throat, as if she were sorting out her thoughts, and said, "Xiao Ying, I'm telling you, I know a boy here who is as old as you, looks good, and has a good family. Although he is divorced, his education is not high. After graduating from high school, Xiao Ying and his aunt also got up the courage to mention this matter to you, for fear that you would complain about the poor man I introduced to you, but on second thought, for the sake of. Xiao Ying, don't blame your aunt. How's this? If you want to see me, you can see me. If you don't want to see you, you don't have to look at your aunt's face, so you can't see me, okay? "
"What did you say, Wang Yi, how can I blame you? If it succeeds, I have to thank you. "
I pretended to be relaxed and said with a smile.
"That's good, Xiao Ying. Remember to send me a message when you are free, and I will arrange the rest. "
Say that finish, Wang Yi hung up the phone.
Actually, I'm still a little angry inside. People say, if you want to know your place in others' hearts, please look at the person who introduced you.
I began to blame Aunt Wang in my heart, thinking, how can you introduce me to a second-married man?
But on second thought, Wang Yi did it for my own good, and we still have to meet. If not, we have to give Wang Yi a face.
three
See him again after many years.
One Sunday, I sent a message to Wang Yi, saying that I was free at noon. Wang Yi was very happy there, and said that I would arrange it right away, and finally said to me.
"If you really can't, don't force it".
It seems that they didn't even look at it. Isn't it because of my title as a female doctor?
Actually, I don't like it myself.
Everything else is ok, but we are far apart in this degree. For example, I like reading Ming and Qing novels, and maybe he likes watching online jokes. How can we have a common language?
I arrived at the meeting as scheduled. I've been waiting in my seat, and it's been more than forty minutes since the appointment, but I still haven't seen anyone, which makes my last good impression of this man plummet and break into pieces.
"I'm sorry I'm late. My name is ...? You are Su Ying. "
Hearing the sound, I trembled all over and even dared not look up. I quickly picked up the good feelings I had fallen to the ground and added nine good feelings.
I knew it was him only by his voice. He is the only leading actor in my college who doesn't know why he broke up.
His name is, I heard that one of the ancients whom his father admired most was a squire, because his real name was Lu and he was also called Jiang, so his father simply called him.
"It's you."
I blushed and didn't know what to say.
I secretly looked up at him, and he was at a loss, touching his legs and nose, picking up the spoon on his coffee cup and stirring it a few times.
However, he is more heroic, more charming and more mature than then. Lv Wang's beauty does not belong to the beauty of male stars now, but to the handsomeness of the ancients.
"I didn't expect you to be you. I thought you were getting married now. " Lv Wang finally spoke.
"It is said that the female doctor is equal to the devil wears Prada. Who dares to marry me? Before you, I arranged many blind dates, and none of them succeeded. What about you? I heard you got married, didn't you? What's the matter? " I asked.
"Hey, you know me. We don't speak the same language. After less than two years of marriage, we can't go on. I think it is better to get rid of it as soon as possible than to live this life, so we divorced. "
A few short conversations made us familiar quickly, and I recalled our past.
spend freely
Warm, beautiful and painful memories.
Lv Wang is a legend in high school. Now no one knows how high his literary attainments are, except that he started reading pre-Qin literature in the sixth grade. When he was a freshman, an old teacher in the school praised him: "Lv Wang's current level is only better than that of college students who have been in the Chinese Department for four years."
The answer sheets of his Chinese papers, especially the composition pages, are generally printed by the school for teachers to explain and students to learn.
Because I also like literature since I was a child, I have a good impression on him since I was a freshman, but I have been afraid to say it. Because he is good-looking, knowledgeable, well-born and famous in school, he belongs to the kind that makes many girls fall in love with him. He has never been surrounded by singing and dancing, but he has never heard of any girl he loves.
As for me, I just stole a look at him when he wasn't looking. I sat in the front row and Lv Wang sat in the back row. Sometimes the teacher arranges exercises on the blackboard behind me, so I pretend to be nearsighted and sit in front of him for a while. I feel quite happy.
In this way, three years later, my admiration for him has never stopped, but it has never been revealed.
He didn't take the college entrance examination, because his grades in science were basically in a mess, and he simply gave up when he knew he couldn't pass the exam.
The day before the college entrance examination, the school was on holiday, and I gave the candidates time to prepare themselves. I have nothing to do, just look through the photo album in the classroom and see the little things of my classmates in the past three years. I feel very depressed, and I may soon be far apart.
Just then, Lv Wang came in. He came in panting and his expression was anxious and flustered. When he met him, he said directly, "Su Ying, I know you are in the classroom. I have something to say to you. I'm afraid you won't be able to say it after you get into college. Listen, don't say anything. I like you. Although I don't know when I like you, my heart beats faster every time you sit next to me and do your homework. " I don't expect you to promise anything. I just want to tell you. Goodbye, I wish you to be the first. "
The results of the college entrance examination came out, and I did well in the exam. I started pestering him to help me choose volunteers. Sometimes the phone will last all morning. My parents scolded me a lot for this. That summer, our feelings advanced by leaps and bounds. I even asked him to wait for me for four years and marry him after graduating from college.
Finally, he chose a university in Jiangxi for me, which is more than 0/000 kilometers away from home. I need to leave two days early. I clearly remember that I stood outside the lobby of the railway station for a long time that night, but he didn't show up. He said he would come to see me off, and he didn't show up until the train left. I had to get on the train with the train ticket he bought for me. ......
After getting on the train and finding a seat, I was very unhappy and worried that something would happen to him on the road. In short, I'm completely confused.
An incredible scene happened. Just as I was distraught at the darkness outside the window, a familiar voice came into my ear: "Please forgive me, will you let me pass?"
First I was surprised and looked in the direction of speaking. I saw him stupidly holding two boxes of lunch boxes and pushing his way through the crowd towards me. Because he bought me a ticket, he knows my seat number. He put the box lunch in front of me and said, "Eat."
Of course I was surprised and asked, "How did you get on this car?" He said, "I made up my mind long ago and told my parents that I would follow you and find a job next to your school, but I didn't tell you for fear that you wouldn't agree."
Mainly because I'm afraid you'll be taken away.
He added a joke.
I looked at the big boy in front of me in surprise and was deeply moved. The girl's budding heart made up her mind not to marry him.
In the first month of college, he took out all his salary and bought me the latest mobile phone at that time. He also invited me many times, hoping that I could move to the house he rented, but I refused. I said, "My most precious gift, I hope to give it to you on the day I marry you."
He doesn't want it anymore. He is afraid that I can't eat or dress well at school, so he gives me most of the money every month. In fact, I can't spend it, because after all, it was returned to me at home, so I secretly saved it, hoping to solve a temporary urgent need after marrying him, but I haven't touched any of the money so far.
Day by day passed like this. One day, I suddenly lost contact with him. I lost contact with him. I was on campus, and I was in a hurry. I thought, "Even if I can't be anywhere, I have to say something if I want to break up."
Later, I heard someone say that he went back to his hometown and got married soon after he came back. My memory of him came to an abrupt end and we never met again.
In this way, I studied for a female doctor, then I worked, and then I met him on a blind date until today.
five
Everything is a misunderstanding.
I asked Lv Wang, "Why did you leave without saying goodbye? Although time can dilute everything, it will still hurt when I think of myself at that time. "
He smiled and said, "it's been so long, why not?" I completely forgot. "
I didn't believe that he would forget at all, so I asked him.
Seeing that I kept asking, he said, "I just got paid that day and bought you your favorite food and a laptop that you have been reluctant to buy. I am going to give you a surprise." Before I reached the gate, I saw you, hugged by a man and got on a luxury car. I thought your heart had changed. I went back to cry for one night and went back to my hometown the next day. "
I was shocked. I searched my heart and didn't remember what he said. I tried to find keywords such as "luxury car" and "being held by men" in my memory.
In the days when Lv Wang suddenly disappeared, there was such a thing, but it was completely different from what he thought.
I said, "I really remember. The so-called man in your mouth is my cousin, coming to Jiangxi on business. He came to see me when he knew I was going to go to college there. You just put your hand on my shoulder. As for the luxury car, it is simply their company's car. Because customers are in a hurry, they can't take the train, so they have to drive all night. If you are not so impatient, just wait at the school gate.
After I finished, he and I were silent. It is such a misunderstanding that we have been delayed for so many years. That's a real pity.
Land (dry)
I really didn't mistake him.
"It's getting late. We should go back. How do you want to report this blind date to your family? " I asked him.
He didn't answer directly, but asked, "Don't you like that I was married once?"
I didn't even think about it: "I think I just spent a few years with other women when I was bored."
It seems that he didn't expect me to understand the righteousness so deeply. He looked at me in surprise and stayed for a long time. During this time, he clenched his fist and bit his teeth, as if making a huge decision. He suddenly said, "Don't worry, I will be good to you."
Time is like a blink of an eye.
On the wedding night, I gave him my most precious gift as promised. The next morning, he looked at some purples on the sheets, clenched his fist again and said, "Don't worry, I will be good to you."
I curled up in the quilt and smiled like a happy child, thinking, "I really didn't misjudge him, and we will never be apart again in this life!" " "
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