Pathological self-deprecating humorous sentences

I recommend morbid self-deprecating humorous sentences:

1, recently caught a cold and had a fever, and the whole person became fragile. My colleague called my name, and I almost thought it was to tell me to get out!

2. Who said that instant noodles are always more fragrant than boiled noodles? Maybe you are not sick.

When winter came and no one warmed my hands, I had to put my frostbitten paws back in my pocket.

People have a bad cold, and my mother farted while talking to me.

5, winter cold+sore throat+runny nose+headache, I think I can't hold on.

6. I have a cold and feel uncomfortable, but my heart is colder. what can I do?

7, cold and fever, uncomfortable to death, taking medicine does not work, infusion is too delayed.

8. You can call in sick if you have a cold, drink plenty of water if you have a sore throat, and lie down and rest if you have a splitting headache.

9. I have a cold and feel bad, but I still have to keep working.

10, I have to take medicine every time I get sick. It feels like doing a chemical experiment.