Middle school students joke

Highlights of middle school students' jokes

Middle school students' jokes 1:

Let's start with a riddle:

Guess a kind of appliance:

1, rubber products;

2, set in the middle of the human body;

3, the survival of life;

4. size;

5, there are loopholes that are not safe!

You will know the answer after reading the joke.

1, beauty goes to the dentist. I feel scared at the sight of surgical instruments. Shout: I am most afraid of drilling teeth. I'd rather have children than drill my teeth! ?

The male dentist said impatiently to her, do you want to have a baby and get a tooth drilled? I'll do it for you. But you still have to choose the same one so that I can adjust the height of the chair! ?

2. A young man said to his girlfriend: Honey, look at this necklace. There are exactly 22 pearls on it. ?

? Why 22?

? As old as you! ?

? I see. ? My girlfriend secretly blamed herself: I wish I had told him my real age. ?

3. female:? I'm not the kind of person who is short-sighted and showy in marriage.

Than a rich man. Don't worry, I don't want anything! ?

Man:? That's not bad. When did you find out?

Woman:? Since the last time I knew that your family had 100 thousand deposits, I have looked far away! ?

A famous actor said to his bosom friend:? I'm almost sixty-five, and I have 500,000 savings. Now I am in love with a young woman. If I tell her that I am only fifty years old, is it more likely to marry her?

? I think,? The friend replied,? If you tell her that you are eighty years old, then this possibility will be much greater! ?

Middle school students joke highlights 2:

1. Playing games with colleagues in the summer vacation is a game of handing cups while singing. After singing, whoever has a cup will be punished. Only a female colleague and I were drinking with disposable cups at the scene, so we handed out cups. After the activity, I just want to say: no! Two people use the same cup. How do I know which one is mine? I saw the girl who just graduated from high school say with a red face and no gas. Never mind, mine is different from yours! ! ?

The final exam is coming. Before the exam, everyone was busy contacting the cheaters. The buddy behind me surrounded the female classmate with excellent grades next to me and asked her to hand him a note during the exam. The female classmate agreed, but my buddy was not at ease and asked: Was there anything like this before? The female classmate replied:? No, just for others. ?

3. That shiny girl classmate was shopping with her pet dog and happened to meet her in the street. I asked enviously. It's so cute. Where did you buy it? Can I buy one? Lesbian theory: I didn't buy it, I gave birth to it myself. ? I ...

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