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The 800,000 imperial coach is famous, but his strength is poor. Why did he become a laughing stock after pretending for half his life?
This man is Wang Wenbin, whose martial arts are average, but he is an out-and-out family friend. Relying on the superior relationship, he obtained the same rank as Lin Chong, with 8 million imperial coaches. He made a joke because he is an embroidered pillow, let alone a table. When Song Jiang was called up to conquer Fang La, Wang Wenbin volunteered to help Song Jiang win several cities. Song Jiang was very surprised to hear about the origin of this man and his official position. He thought it was a piece of cake to have such a man with high martial arts to help me win the city. So Song Jiang began to entertain him with good wine and meat. After three rounds of drinking, Song Jiang expressed his difficulties. He said that the enemy was not good at anything else, but he had a very powerful array. You know a lot. I'm sure you can find a way. The imperial coach patted his chest and assured Song Jiang that after I observed tomorrow, I would definitely get the heads of enemy generals to restore the morale of our army. Hearing this, the Sung River was naturally ecstatic, thinking that there was a way to fight against Fang La's army. So the next day, Song Jiang and all the soldiers cheered for the eight million imperial coaches. After Wang Wenbin heard the sound of drums, he rushed out directly, and fought a fierce battle with the opposite Fang La team for dozens of rounds, regardless of the outcome, so the Fang La team's warriors pretended to be defeated and lured Wang Wenbin into a trap. As a result, Wang Wenbin happened to be tricked by the enemy. He thought that the enemy was a spent force and could not defeat him, so he wanted to pursue the victory, but Wang Wenbin rejected him. At that time, sung river's team was dumbfounded. Wang Wenbin, a royal coach with a reputation of 8 million yuan, turned out to be an idiot. His beautiful image disguised for many years was finally destroyed on this day.
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