Tour guide jokes are suitable jokes.

Grandma exclaimed after watching the Olympic Games 100 meter run: It's scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row, one with a gun to shoot. They shot without aiming, and the children scared that one away! The rope can't stop!

A man is chatting with a woman. The man asked: What flowers do you like? The woman said shyly, I like two kinds of flowers. The man asked eagerly, which two? I'll give it to you! The woman whispered: spend if you have money.

A friend is crazy. Passers-by asked him what was going on. He said that some things can never be explained clearly ... passers-by asked what was going on. He said, I milked a cow in the morning, and just squeezed half a bucket, it was kicked down by the cow with its left leg. I tied the cow's left leg with a rope, milked the cow again, and squeezed half a barrel, but the cow knocked it over with its right leg. I tied the cow's right leg with a rope and continued milking. But it was knocked over by a cow with its tail. I have no rope. I'm going to tie its tail with a tape. I just grabbed its tail and pulled out the belt when my pants fell off. At this moment, my girlfriend came in ... Alas, some things can never be explained. ...