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Han Fuju is joking.

Han Fuju is joking.

1 year, Han Fuqu became the chairman of Shandong province and was stationed in Jinan. It is strange that he has never seen an electric light before. The light didn't go out all night, and the guards outside thought President Han was in the office.

The next morning, several guards came to his room with toothpaste, soap and a washbasin of water. I saw Han Fuqu sitting there with bare arms and sweating, blowing electric lights.

Still swearing: grandma is a bear, what lamp! Can't I play all night? I made the guards happy enough, but I was afraid to laugh. Put down the toiletries and ran out quickly.

After a while, the guards went in to pour water for washing their faces. They heard Han Fuqu say, Today's breakfast is delicious and sweet. That side is not delicious and bitter. I drank all the soup, but it didn't taste?

One day, Han Fuqu received a telegram from Chiang Kai-shek asking him to meet him in Nanking as soon as possible.

He was very unhappy when he read the telegram, and said to the adjutants, I am so busy with my official duties, just for one thing? Language? Ah! The adjutant said: Not one? Language? , is it one? Huh? The chairman wants to see you.

Han Fuqu said, an old master, what's there to see? I'm not going. The adjutant said that there must be something important to talk to you, and you should leave quickly. Chairman, it will be bad if you don't go! Han Fuqu said, trouble, then I'll go.

So what? Let's go? What do you mean? The adjutant said, I want you to go.

Han Fuqu said, well, I'll send a telegram. That guy is quick.

When Han Fuqu arrived in Nanjing, he saw many big characters written on the roadside? Drive on the left? A few characters, the in the mind straight whisper. I met Jiang JS that day, and they talked for a long time and were very speculative.

Chiang Kai-shek said that President Han has worked hard for the country and the people, so let's stay in Nanjing for a few more days! Han Fuqu said, thank you! There is nothing interesting in Nanjing, so I have to give an opinion to Nanjing. Jiang Jiansheng said that if President Han has any opinions, just say so.

Han Fuqu said, I saw it written on the street? Drive on the left? Who was left on the right? This is wrong, isn't it? Hearing this, Chiang Kai-shek laughed, and his dentures almost laughed off?

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