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Translate Song Jilian

Translation:

Xu Dejing, a native of Jingkou, lives in Beijing and a bedroom. He doesn't need white clay to paint the house, and he doesn't need to decorate the house. He just needs to be able to withstand the wind and rain. The room is full of books, and there is a bed in the house, calling itself "Android". ?

I am a clumsy person all over the world. Where can Xu Can's quietness compare with my clumsiness? The human tongue is slender and smooth, like spinning beads, speaking freely, just like the Yellow River rushing out of Kunlun Mountain and flowing eastward; Appropriate and reasonable, just like an axe cutting wood and charcoal into the water, an ape climbing a tree and jumping, a rabbit running in the wilderness and being caught by a flying stork. He is so eloquent. I can't do it. Someone asked me a secret, but I refused with ignorance; When someone shows me a secret, I stare and can't understand his will; Although I want to say what others praise me, my tongue is too big to say like a rice stick; When you hear what others say, you will sweat and panic; I don't care what other people are afraid of. I just broke someone else's taboo when I said it. People are horrified and shameless. I'm clumsy. There is no second person in the world. Others have the ability to clearly perceive subtle things, and can know the ending as soon as they touch the beginning. Ask the white to know the black. I haven't entered the hospital yet, and I have seen its shape; Just observing its appearance, we have seen its heart and inferred its mystery; Fu Gang to vaguely, just come forward to bear; Once a disaster is imminent, you can take preventive measures to avoid hiding. Like this, his cognition is complicated. I don't know anything about dreams, and I don't think about anything. I feel happy when others laugh at me; When others are angry with me, I run away willfully. The net is in front of me, and I regard it as silk; Tiger and leopard are behind me. I regard it as a dog and a beaver. What I know about clumsiness should be the teacher of the whole society. These two aspects are my biggest stupidity. Does Xu Dejing have these? ?

However, I am not clumsy. The sage has been dead for thousands of years, and the Tao exists in the scriptures, as deep as the vast sea and mountains, far and boundless, far and seemingly without Tao. Everyone swims outside it but can't get in, licking its skin but can't appreciate its delicacy. However, I can search, ponder, eliminate, observe its trajectory, step on its trail, and enter the door of Confucius and Mencius to be taught by them. This is not considered shrewd. Duke Zhou has passed away, the foundation of society has been destroyed and the system has been broken. I mastered its essentials to promote it, the perfect moral purpose rose, and the ritual system formed a complete music. This does not mean that you are not smart enough. But where does Xu Dejing have these? ?

Probably, where a person is clumsy, there must be cleverness, and where there is cleverness, there must be clumsiness. If you are all thumbs at present, you should be alert to ancient times, fraud, intelligence, personnel and providence. Su Qin and Zhang Yi are clever in language and clumsy in enlightenment; Mencius is smart in the relationship between monarch and minister, but smart in being a disciple of saints; Although Chao Cuo claimed to be a think tank, he was clumsy in considering his own safety; Wan and Shi Fan were not good at words, but they became famous ministers in the Han Dynasty. I really enjoy my clumsiness. Maybe I will keep my nature and have no free time to think about social trifles. ?

The answer to the exercise:

(1) place of origin and name; The following discussion about "clumsiness" and "cleverness" is derived from clumsiness.

(2) the clumsiness of words and knowledge.

(3)B

(4) Parallel prose combines various rhetorical devices, such as exaggeration, metaphor, and overlapping words.

(5) the contrast between people's cleverness and their own clumsiness, and the contrast between clumsiness and cleverness; Reject secularism, "all one's life" and follow the ancient road thought.