Humorous love words between men and women

Humorous love words between men and women

Humorous love words between men and women, men and women are not always sweet and happy in the process of communication, and there will be times when the atmosphere freezes. At this time, you can choose to say some sweet words to mobilize the atmosphere. Let's share humorous love words and related materials between men and women.

Humorous love stories for men and women 1 I humorous love stories for men and women

1, your eyes are really big. Whenever we look at each other, I can find a perfect and complete me in your eyes.

True love story: When a man says this, he is praising the beauty of a woman and implicitly admitting that he is in their hearts.

2. Your figure is really good. You are covered with English letters, except for S, which is D.

True love story: praise a woman's graceful figure without leaving a trace. It's best to talk about this after a period of contact and getting to know each other, otherwise it's easy to be considered a hooligan.

After five thousand years of wind and rain, there is no trace on your face!

True love story: Flattering women when you are young can keep you healthy and show your little humor. But don't exaggerate, otherwise it will be easily regarded as irony by the other party.

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4. My favorite song of Chyi Chin is "Don't let my tears stay with me for the night!" Can you replace my tears?

True love story: expressing love implicitly with the help of pop songs. Be careful when using it. If you are not a boyfriend and girlfriend who have reached the point of talking about marriage, you can easily be regarded as a hooligan.

I don't know what eternity means, but nothing can separate us except death!

True love story: this sentence and that sentence "There is no tomb on the mountain, and heaven and earth are in harmony, but I dare to break up with you!" " . Have the same effect. Expressed his determination to share life and death with his lover.

6. Close your eyes, baby! When you open it, you will find that the person who loves you the most in the world is in front of you!

True love story: I expressed my most direct love by closing my eyes and opening my eyes.

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7. here! I have all my cash and bank cards in my wallet. However, they are less than one tenth of yours!

True Love Story: Generally speaking, it is tacky to associate money with love. However, the last 10 million let your lover know her weight and position in your heart.

8. Look at my general's belly. Do you see my dark circles, swollen bags under my eyes and gaunt lines on my head? I don't regret that my belt is getting wider. I'm exhausted for Iraq!

True love story: skillfully using ancient poems to express thoughts and love is both emotional and unconventional.

Second, humorous and ambiguous love words

1, it is fate to meet you; Like you, it is destiny takes a hand; Falling in love with you is what I have to do; I miss you because I have to. I will love you with all my heart. I love you!

2. Accidental acquaintance, permanent yearning, just want to hold you in my arms, enjoy a moment of happiness, occasionally indulge in romance, only with loneliness.

Funny sentences expressing ambiguous love words

3, I believe that I love you, blindfold you, and be full of love in the dark * * * With a pair of eyes, I will continue to love you and piece together myself, as if waiting for me to meet you!

I love myself only because I want you to like me.

Five hundred years ago, you were a regular worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!

6. Love is like a light that cuts through the desolation of the soul, wraps tenderness with happiness, shapes romance into the shape of happiness, and opens the skylight of hope. Please let me accompany you on your voyage!

I don't like this world. I only like you and the world with you.

8. Your voice is full of beautiful memories that we will create.

Humorous love words between men and women II. Humorous and ambiguous love words

1, I hope you can do cardiopulmonary resuscitation, because you are so beautiful that I stop breathing.

I had a bad day. Seeing a beautiful girl smile will make me feel better. Can you smile for me?

I really want to be your mobile phone, hold it in my arms, hold it in my hand, look it in my eyes and keep it in my heart!

4. Sitting opposite me when eating, your drooping eyebrows are the most important.

5. It is said that only by looking back 500 times in your last life can you get the passage of this life. If so, I would rather look back a thousand times and ten thousand times to get the eternity of being with you in this life!

6, want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow on your face.

7. Every careless word you said blossomed in my heart.

8. I am a person who is not good at words, but I always want to talk nonsense with you.

9. When I am not around you, I am like a water spinach every day.

10, I have a toothache recently, because I often miss you at night. Too sweet will lead to tooth decay.

Second, funny and sultry love words

1, give you life advice "I suggest you stay with me"

My time is divided into two parts, one is with you, and the other is thinking about you.

I have been looking for spring for half my life. Just smile.

My life is plain, but when I meet you, my heart is full of ups and downs.

My life, only with you, is not wasted.

6. I want to go to many places when I am alone, and I just want to stay where you are when I am alone.

7. When I met you, God only said four words in my ear, "Destiny takes a hand."

8. My heart, you took it away with your eyes!

9. You remind me of glory, hope and the beauty of the world.

10, can I call you? So that I can take you to heart.

Humorous love story between men and women 3 1, the most perfect thing is to see someone smile; And even more perfect, he smiled because of you.

2. I am willing to give my heart to you, because you are the only one for me; I am willing to give you my feelings, my joys and sorrows are all for you; I am willing to give you my life, always by your side. Dear, I am willing to give you a lifetime of happiness!

I love you, with the enthusiasm in my past worries and the loyalty in my childhood. ...

Please be my baby.

5. How much do you love me? Shuiqinglian and linden trees are in harmony. As inseparable as paint, I am happy, and I haven't seen you for three years. Miss those young years and look at a kite thousands of miles away. Only you in this life, love each other forever. Love you for ten thousand years!

6. Peach blossoms bloom in the wind, and a pair of lovers meet and watch. On the riverside, men and women love to have fun, and drinking a glass of wine is not intoxicating. Because of their feelings, I wish all lovers in the world well.

7. The size of a person's realm determines the decision on things and can completely change a person's destiny. Standing on the great realm, you will see that since God has given talent, let it play its role! . Standing on a small level, you can only accomplish nothing in this life.

8. I really want to hold you from this moment on, hold you tightly and go to God.

9. Time is passing, but it is not right. Time is still, but we are passing by.

10, green mountains and green waters always exist, and blue sky and white clouds never separate; Flowers and green leaves will always be together, and the bright moon and starry sky will never be separated; You and I will always be together, and I will never be apart from you. Honey, I love you.

1 1, I'm willing to spend 10 million years waiting for you to smile like a warm sun in early spring.

12 You are my ... bride in this life. ...

13, your words have been locked in my memory. You can keep the key for me all my life.

14, for you, rain or shine, it won't change.

15, it's hard to ask how much I love you. I really can't say it. I only know that you have become a habit and an indispensable habit in my life. Every day, I can eat and sleep, but I can't miss you.

16. The person who loves you may not say much about loving you, but she will do a lot of things that love you.

17, after leaving, I think you can't forget one thing, miss me. When you miss me, it's hard to forget that I miss you too.

18, since you appeared, I just know that someone's love is so perfect. ...

19, carved our story on the weathered gable, and passers-by cried when they saw it.

Your name is written all over my heart ... Let me love you forever!

2 1, if I can change you and keep you in my sight all my life, I won't keep you.

22. The spring breeze is full of spring, spring blossoms, summer solstice lasts forever, birds and flowers are fragrant; There are many roses on Valentine's Day. Black Valentine's Day has a black hat; There will be you and me in the future, I will always be together, and I will love you!

23. I will keep you in my heart.

24, like drizzle, prefer to miss tenderness; Like sunny, prefer sweet and extraordinary; I like to miss the past, and I prefer to live on this day; I like to lead a drunken life, and I prefer to hold hands with you. Love you forever!

25. You are the one who always supports me when I am in the most difficult time!

26. If you miss life, nothing will come back. The essence of life is loneliness. You can only master yourself. Prosperity and excitement are just appearances. Penetrating appearances can't cover up the bottom of life, and there is always loss.

27, affectionate, rainy, I send my blessing to you; I want you to be happy, I want you to be happy, and the flame of emotion burns my heart; May our feelings rise and fall, hand in hand forever, and love you for ten thousand years!

28. I didn't feel my existence until I met you, and I have been reluctant to leave you, although you said it so firmly.

29. It's not good to be gentle and cold. I have poor resistance and am afraid of catching a cold.

30. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body. ...

3 1, I am prepared to halve my rights and double my obligations. ...

32. How beautiful the spring scenery is. I couldn't help thinking of you. Gentle, lovely and beautiful, you are as sweet as honey. Holding hands under the flowers is fragrant, and the true feelings kiss and nourish the heart. Bathing in warm spring, I really care for you. Baby, I love you forever.

Looking for you in the crowd is like scooping up all the grains of sand at the seaside, eager to find your trace. If you don't make a wish, hope for an afterlife.

34, too hard feelings, people can't see the heart. Overexertion means lack of self-confidence, distrust, fear of not having time to express their emotions, and fear of not waiting patiently all the time. But in fact, when the water is flowing, it is easier to see the heart when it is calm and deep.

35. If we break up, then leave and have fun together, running with the bulls!

36. The great ship at the moment can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will be in my heart forever. ...

37. I only miss you at any moment in my heart! Love You!

38. I really can't replace your emotions with one sentence. ...

39, day and night can't stop our deep thoughts!

40. In this life ... if ... I can't have you, I will ... hate myself.

4 1, the last thing I want to see before going to bed is you. ...

42. When I like you, you are what you say. When I don't like you, what do you say you are?

43. Even if I am lonely and full of tears and melancholy, I will knead half my sadness into sweetness and implant my true love into my memory. From now on, wherever I go, as long as you say something affectionate, I will fly into your dream!

44. No one can love others more than himself!

45. Do you know? The bud of my love germinates with fear and blooms shyly with fragrance. ...

46. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart.

47. Really, what if I lost you and won the whole world?

48. Leave a little stubble and prick it when you kiss her.

49. Drink your own emotional wine. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life.

50. Find a time to recall a past event; Pick a wisp of incense and sing a love song; Pick a ray of moonlight and send acacia; Forget a trace of sadness, drunk forever sweet; With a touch of tenderness, say a word from the heart. Love you forever!

5 1, you have no idea how sad I am with such a light tone.

52. It's not painful to let go of someone who loves you very much, but you don't love him. It's painful to let go of someone you love, but he doesn't love you.

You filled my life with love and tears. ...

54. Who says your cooking is hard to swallow? I will go home for dinner every day!

55. Cold is at hand, while happiness is at hand. Take out your mobile phone and open the browser. Sincere greetings are warm. Friendship is endless, caring for the companions of the four seasons. Whenever you are in my heart, you are beautiful. Take a break from this busy time. I hope you're not too short. I hope you will be happy forever!

Everything about you is so unforgettable.

I think I will accompany you to the market every day in the future.

58. My cat has thick fur. Can you help me with it? ...

I want to sublimate a short poem about your love into a long essay.

60. If you only have me in your heart, I can make you my king.

6 1, I know I can't live without you, so I will cherish it. ...

62. Zi Qiao, I am willing to repay everything with my feelings, including my body!

I really want to protect myself, but I can never refuse you. You are my achilles heel, you know?

64. Maybe I don't have the hot love like the sun, nor the long love like running water. I only know that I love you constantly and I can do anything for you.

65. I think you helped me take away the embarrassment of life; I miss you for giving me bright sunshine; Loving you gives me pure expectation; Hold you and tell me that love will always be with you; Love you and fix happiness on the road of life!

You take your overpass and I'll take my underpass.

67. Sometimes, I just want to cry because I have been wronged. Sometimes, I just want to be crazy, because I am depressed.

68. Love you all the way and miss every step; Always pay attention to bright eyes to make me happy; Counting the fleeting time, it is sweet because of you; Hand in hand forever, accompany in this life. It is my destiny to love you.

69, the days of the years, write down romantic bits and pieces; Instantaneous light and shadow, showing sweet moments; The harbor of the soul is full of the warmth of love; You and I are the stage for the interpretation of emotional legends. Honey, I love you!

70. Spirit is equal, just like you and I will stand before God after passing through the grave.

7 1, I miss you deeply and have endless words for you.

72. I never feel that the result of anything is too perfect, just because I know that unexpected results will be hard and sad.

73. If falling in love with you is a mistake, I firmly believe that it will be the most beautiful mistake in life, and I would rather be wrong all my life.

74. Only you know my world.

There are always regrets in life. Every time I recall the past, I always deeply blame myself, indulge in loss and miss, torment my expectations with pain, and fantasize that I can start again next time. It will be a lifetime to miss the person who may accompany you for a lifetime.

76. It's easy to love someone, that is, to keep him in your heart. It's not easy to love someone, that is, you can't love him.

77. I like your smile and look at you quietly. My sadness flew away like a cloud.

78. I know that love needs freedom to be happy, but I prefer to be with you and walk with you.

79. Actually, I'm afraid I can't do anything you want, but who can guarantee to live forever?

I eloped with him to the ends of the earth, and our love was perfect.

8 1, there are all kinds of things outside the window, which is a full of vitality.

82. Will you still be lonely with me in the rain in your east?

83. It's over, and our relationship has lasted for a long time.

84. I can't be warm for a short time, as long as you accompany me for a lifetime;

85. May every meteor in the sky shine for you.

86. Think about watching the sunrise and sunset with me.

87. It turns out that waiting can be so beautiful because I love you.

88. I thought I could be strong without you ... and finally I knew I couldn't. ...

89. Let the happy stream flow on the shore of the soul, let the warm memories stay on the journey of life, let the happy boat dock on the river of acacia, and let the sweet lovers live in the garden of affection. Honey, I love you. Let's be lovers forever.

90. The best response to life is to live happily.

9 1, I said you love boldly. If no one really wants to love you in the end, I will marry you. In fact, I want to tell you, if no one loves me in the end, will you marry me?

92. I didn't know there was an emotion called attachment until I met you, and there was an emotion called love in my heart.

93. The world is full of love. When lovers meet, they hold hands. The sunshine is warm, the air is sweet, and the feelings are in their hearts. Love in the city spreads its wings and flies, and * * * loves each other forever. I wish all lovers will be well.

94. You gave me the courage to live, warmed my cold heart, touched my heart with your kindness, promoted the development of my career and gave me a warm and happy family. My husband is really touched!