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Your tears, I want to do for you, my happiness, you want to take over.
Second, while you are still young, take a few more steps and enjoy the scenery along the way. Don't rush to your destination and miss the warm people and things in the fleeting time; While we are still young, we should talk more romantic words and do more childish things. Don't think that people are joking and miss the best fragments and occasions in life. Shorten the distance and lengthen the time while we are still young. Do more things we want to do while we are still young.
Third, I need to hold your hand and tell you what is forever.
I thought there was only love or no love before, but now I know there are other things besides love or no love. Not that I don't love it, not very much. This is the emotional life of most people.
Sometimes, your words can make me remember for a few days. Sometimes, your words can disappoint me for days. This is caring.
6. There are no people you think will not lose. You shed tears, and another person made you laugh. Your heart is broken, and then you find that people who don't love you are not worth your grief. Looking back today, is it not a comedy? When feelings are exhausted, it has a new realm, and all sadness is just history.
Seven, you are still a person, occasionally lonely, occasionally uncomfortable to have someone to hug, so you are still waiting. It's okay. You'll wait. You must believe that it took that man a lot to find you. All you have to do is take good care of yourself and let yourself meet the best of him in the best state.
8. True nobility is not superior to others, but to oneself in the past. Hemingway
Nine, it is difficult to love someone well. You should care about his warmth and coldness, his safety, his advance and retreat, his joys and sorrows. So, have you thought about it before choosing to love him? No matter how rich you are, you must never give up; No matter how many temptations and traps there are, we can't be biased. Holding hands is God's arrangement, and the road depends on yourself. Holding hands is eternal.
Ten, winter has come like this. In fact, there are many good parts in winter, such as hot coffee and milk tea, a natural excuse not to go out and sleep like an animal. Remember to hug and stretch your arms in winter, and keep your heart close to that warmth, which will help you stick to the arrival of spring.
Don't touch ambiguity if you have love. In the face of precious love, we need to be faithful. Withstand temptation and loneliness. Only in this way can we give each other the greatest sense of security and the road to love will be smooth.
Whenever you are depressed, just hold your chin with your hand and your arm will be happy because of your help. Your lies in April
Observing and listening without comment is the highest form of human wisdom. Indian philosopher Krishnamurti.
Fourteen, ease is stretched, only knowing how warm and cold it is.
The quickest way to stop paying attention to something is to buy it, just as the fastest way to stop appreciating someone is to marry him. Allen de Botton, English writer.
Sixteen, I should be dead set to get you back, or after laughing, I turned around firmly and became smart from now on. In fact, I have been thinking about this problem, thinking that maybe after turning around, we will really grow up.
Seventeen, the old things in my heart are over, no longer mentioned, stopped in the quagmire of life, and turned around empty.
18. Sometimes we are unhappy because we care too much about other people's feelings. A criticism, a small matter, is in our hearts, let the outside world control our feelings.
Nineteen, your tears, I want to do, my happiness, you want to take over.
Twenty, the trouble of life is 12 words: can't let go, can't let go, can't see through, can't forget.
Twenty-one, bad is nothing more than too good: a person sings a good song, which is good, but if he keeps singing, people will start to worry. American screenwriter Woody Allen
Twenty-two, buy potato chips when watching movies together, put them in fresh-keeping bags to dry, and they will expire in two days; Go to the flower shop to buy gardenia, water it in the sun every day, and it will bloom in one season; Polaroid photos taken together, carefully hidden in the album, expired after decades; Then, the memories we made together, I was the only one to keep. How long will it expire?
I have so many shortcomings that you can't see that I like you so much.
Twenty-four, women feel that men's playboys are not attractive, and men feel that women have no strength in reality.
Believe it or not, someone is waiting, hoping to meet someone like you.
Twenty-six, indifference is the concentrated expression of evil, because the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference; The opposite of beauty is not ugliness, but indifference; The opposite of faith is not heresy, but indifference; The opposite of life is not death, but indifference.
Twenty-seven, I embraced the dawn of summer. On the front of the palace, nothing is moving. The running water stopped. The shadow of the field stays on the road in the forest. I went out to wake up the moist and vivid breath, and the gem opened its eyes and its wings flew silently. The first good thing I met: a flower told me her name on the white and fresh road. French poet Rambo
Twenty-eight, time is quiet, talking to you; The trickle of water is with you in the year; Prosperous, you are old.
I don't blame you for the separation of life. I know you used to be serious, and I am sincere. I want to go on well and stay together for a lifetime. Only later, you were silent, and I was speechless. Just arranged for us to meet at the wrong time.
I laugh, I love, I hope, I work hard, I get hurt, I need, I am afraid, I cry, and I know that you have experienced the same thing, so we are really no different, you and me.
Thirty-one, true love is not to do your best, but to do your best.
32. What is the heart? It is like a maze, and it is thousands of miles away. There is no boat to ferry people. Nothing can help except crossing by yourself.
33./kloc-Before the age of 0/0, people were greatly influenced by their families. Whether there is a good family environment is very important for people's growth. Before I was 20, I was greatly influenced by my friends. Whether there is a good circle of friends is very important for my growth. Before I was 30, I was greatly influenced by myself. Good self-enlightenment is very important for people's growth. Things after the age of 30 are more influenced by social situation, personal karma, talent, efforts and opportunities.
34. I am very simple, and I am best at leaving my baggage and smiling.
35. Some things, especially some pains and feelings of failure, are always unforgettable. Some people are addicted to alcohol anesthesia, some people feel the same way when they fall in love, and some people take time to forget. However, that kind of deep pain is hard to forget no matter what you do. Or, why do you have to forget? Is life to forget the past or to live well? Remember, remember the last intersection, go ahead and you will meet the future. Amy Cheung
36. The beauty of time lies in its inevitable passage. Flowers in spring, moon in autumn, snow in summer and winter.
Thirty-seven, some people can't say what is good, but no one can replace it.
38. There have always been times recently when I was thinking that I was afraid that even if I tried my best and ran fastest, I could not reach you.
If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.
I want to forget this sentence of yours.
You left my heart for a year, but recently you came back. I sent you a message and you ignored me. I almost forgot you. Soon, I will transfer to another school. I'm going to take pictures of the places we went that day as a souvenir. However, the school needs to be renovated and I am not allowed to enter, just like your heart. If I am not allowed to move in, I suddenly miss the old days. I really hate that I didn't enjoy it.
I want to forget this sentence of yours.
First, but, however, the past is past and indelible, but, however, the past is not the past. How can we forget you and turn a blind eye to everything about you?
Second, you really left when everyone forgot about you. I want to refuel.
Third, I will be stupefied, then forget you, and then close my eyes tightly, damn it, roll the ball, why are you sad! I want to be happy, lose weight and find a new one.
Fourth, the past is the past and indelible! However, the past is not the past, how can I forget you?
5. It's really cold. Your hands and feet are cold. You should use a warm water bag. I used to be your warm water bag, but times have changed. Now is not the past. People should not think about the past, but look forward to the future. I want to make progress bit by bit I also want to forget you bit by bit, come on.
Six, you take turns dreaming, some people say that you dream of that person, that person is forgetting you. Maybe I will be forgotten. I seem to be too addicted to my own world recently.
7. Your name is imprinted in my heart and engraved in my bones. I call your name in my dreams every night. How many mobile phones do I have to borrow to forget you, producer? You deprived me of my right to be a good person.
Eight, suddenly see you have her, but I still can't let go, still waiting, I can imagine how happy she really is, how happy she is, I miss you and thought you would come back, hey, are you really okay, I'm not good, what should I do? This may be predestined, I will learn to forget you.
In order to forget you, I let myself associate with many people, including men, women, love and friendship. But in the end I understand that you will always be an irreplaceable knot in my heart. But I want to act indifferent, don't mention it, and don't forget you. I hope we can meet again in this life. Just saying hello. That's all. I don't want you to exist only in my dreams, I will keep you in my heart silently.
Dreaming in front of your family is nothing. When people die, there is nothing left. It may have something to do with my experience, so I couldn't stick to it from the beginning. She almost forgot this sentence, thinking that I can only get rid of it if I forget it, but now I understand, I want to remember, remember your appearance, remember your memories, I won't forget you, remember to visit me in coco on the Mid-Autumn Festival, I don't want any poetry and distance, I will be with you, and nothing is better than my family.
I smoke because I can't forget you, and I quit smoking because I want to forget you.
How can I forget you, turn a blind eye to everything about you, pretend that you have never left, and pretend that you will come back tomorrow?
Thirteen, \ But, however, the past is past and indelible, but, however, the past is not the past. How can I forget you, turn a blind eye to everything about you, pretend that you have never left, pretend that you will come back tomorrow, pretend that you are dumb, can't speak, can't make a sound, pretend to stand in front of you, and continue to talk about my Excellence, pretend,
14. Buddha said: I want to let you go, let you go, let me go, okay. I guess I will forget your face in the future ~ but I admire you a little. I have achieved my goal, and I want to achieve my goal. Goodbye, never see you again ~
Fifteen, I will gradually forget your eyes. I want to tighten my heart slowly. I have been here and gone. Being serious is not duplicity, it is true. If you are serious, you lose. Is life something I can reconcile? Or follow your heart. Fly freely.
Sixteen, delete your group, cancel the top, stop paying attention to your WeChat steps, delete your photos, and delete everything about it. I want to forget you, and I want to start my life again.
Seventeen, a long time, so long that I thought I was going to forget you, but you can still appear in my dream, but I am so cool, you must have no idea how beautiful you are in my dream.
Eighteen, but, but the past is the past, indelible. But ah, but the past is not the past. And I should so hard to forget you, turn a blind eye to everything about you, pretend that you have never left, and pretend that you will come back tomorrow; Pretend to be dumb, can't open his mouth, and can't make any sound; Pretend to stand in front of you and continue to talk about my Excellence; Pretend everything about you, I never care.
Nineteen, I want to use this ten months to miss you, miss you, and then forget you!
And I should so hard to forget you, turn a blind eye to everything about you, pretend never to know that you left, pretend that you will come back tomorrow, pretend to stand in front of you and continue to talk about my Excellence, and never care about everything about you.
One day I will forget you and even let you leave my life and my world completely.
Twenty-two, but ah, but the past is the past, indelible, but ah, but the past is not the past. How can I forget you, turn a blind eye to everything about you, pretend that you will never leave, pretend that you will come back tomorrow, pretend that you are dumb, can't open your mouth, can't make a sound, pretend to stand in front of you, continue to talk about my Excellence, and pretend that I never care about everything about you.
Twenty-three, but, but the past is not the past, how can I forget you? Turn a blind eye to everything about you, pretend that you never left, and pretend that you will come back tomorrow; Pretend to be dumb, can't open his mouth, and can't make any sound; Pretend to stand in front of you, continue to talk about my Excellence, and pretend that I never care about everything about you.
In the first half of college, I didn't spend all my time loving you. I don't want the second half of college to be used to forget you. I don't want you to occupy my few college days. So I have to get over you.
Twenty-five and thirteen: But, but, but the past is not the past. How can I forget you? Turn a blind eye to everything about you, pretend that you have never left, pretend that you will come back tomorrow, pretend that you are dumb, can't open your mouth, can't make a sound, pretend to stand in front of you, continue to talk about my Excellence, and pretend that I never care about everything about you.
I won't let you wait for me, because I don't want you to wait for me. In fact, everyone is eager for love, and true companionship is the most precious. I think you will be happier. I don't want an old man to waste his time and end up hating me. Although I still miss you as always, I think I will learn to forget you, but I will still remember those days that brought me happiness, at least that's enough. Thank you for her appearance, which makes you start over and have love, so you must be happy, or one day, I will take you back. And I always believe that what belongs to you will always be yours, not you who has not been retained. It's not blunt reluctance, but the warmth of details.
Twenty-seven, but ah, the past is not the past, how can I forget you?
Spring is coming soon, and I am saying goodbye and recovering. You are still in my mind, but I don't want to think of you anymore. I want to give you back a drawer full of moonlight, tenderness and beauty, and all the disappointments. I want to forget you and try to hate you. It's like I walked alone in the universe for a long time empty-handed, and you didn't look up. My tenderness is full of heartbreak.
See you one last time and love you one last time. From now on, I will forget you and live a good life.
How can I be happy without you?
I really want to live in a movie. The next scene is a subtitle: many years later.
It will pass, it will pass. Our pain, our sadness, our guilt.
It turns out that no matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting; I'm sorry, but I can't spare the time.
You said four-leaf clover represents happiness. But how can I be happy without you?
Some people have too many smiles on their faces because there are too many tears in their hearts.
Pangolin, it never gave up looking for Chuanshanyi, even though it knew that Chuanshanyi no longer existed.
Happiness is just a dream. I woke up with nothing.
Feel the heartbeat, the heart rate is still normal, and the inexplicable pain only brings inexplicable sadness.
Fingers will not move, tears will not flow, and time will not go.
Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once it is seen through, it will disappear automatically.
You are on the left bank, promise me a half-life promise, and I will lose my life on the right bank.
Heroes don't ask the source, hooligans don't look at their age.
Is this the hometown of fireworks? I buy fireworks.
Don't say I ignore you. I didn't even look you in the eye.
A radish and a pit. There are many radishes, and the pit is gone.
Don't speak so beautifully, my stomach is not as strong as you think.
Memories can be copied, feelings can't, and smiles in the past can't stick to our faces now.
Some things should be forgotten, and the rest is just emptiness and loneliness.
At first, it was amazing and complete, and it was only seen by the world.
The so-called enemies are just those who force themselves to become strong.
I'm a passer-by, and you forgot when you turned around. Why should I accompany you to the ends of the earth?
Heaven and earth are cages, and we are prisoners of time.
I can afford it, I can let it go, it sounds very open-minded, but only I can understand the pain.
When I love you, you despise me. When you turn your head to love me, I won't wait for you.
Maybe I still miss it, but I miss the time when I can't go back.
You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.
It's only a moment to think of pain occasionally, and years will gradually make you heartless.
Time leafs through the stories in my mind, and the light and shadow of spring have already disappeared from the sky.
How can you forgive me for being exposed to the sun alone and laughing that I can't promise?
Sadness goes round and round, never going away, always around me.
Winter is coming, you should hold me tight.
1, there is no doubt that there is also a world that belongs to you.
2, the mind can accept advice, but the heart can't, and there is love, because I haven't studied geography, so I don't know the boundaries.
3. The world is different from imagination. I know that I am full of shortcomings and flaws, but there are still people who are willing to love me and tolerate me, so that I can face those cold moments more bravely. The world is really different from what we imagined, so we learned to cherish and thank.
Some troubles are imaginary, but we regard them as real. Thinking too much will only ruin you, make you uneasy, and make things that are actually good worse. The sunshine is so good, why bother yourself?
5, love me, not because I am beautiful, there are more people who are better than me in this world. Love me, not because of my wisdom, there are countless wise men in this world. Love me, just because I am me, better, worse, stupid, unique throughout the ages, love me, just because we met. Zhang Xiaofeng
6. Flowers bloom on both sides, and life lies in Buddha's illusion.
7, time flies, the world is noisy, I have to be vigilant, it is not easy to keep a childlike interest and leisure on the journey of life. If one day I just bury myself in various affairs of life, and I am no longer interested in watching the scenery along the way by the window and listening to my inner music, then I will be really old-fashioned, and that will disappoint my beautiful trip.
8. Most people, most of the time, can only rely on themselves. It doesn't matter if you don't have any family background, meet any noble people or go to any good school. The key is which road you are determined to take, what kind of person you want to be, and how you are going to change your inertia. Go ahead, believe in your dreams and stick to them. Only in this way can you have a chance to prove yourself and find the dignity and honor you want. —— Ma Yun
9. Life is not all multiple-choice questions, but application questions. It doesn't matter if we argue a little and make a choice.
10, a little bitter, you can hang it on your face to let people know; Some pain can only be buried in my heart alone. Sometimes, what is engraved on your heart is more painful than what is written on your face, because it hurts your bone marrow and spirit. We often pay attention to those who look miserable, and we are merciful and generous. For those who are suffering there, we will ignore or even be indifferent. The hardest thing in this world is not that you lend a helping hand, but that you walk into other people's hearts.
1 1. If you love her, treat her well. Don't use your desire to hurt the person who loves you the most. You are not sad, but it hurts to cherish her heart. Cherish the process of being together. If it is really separated, it will be easy to get together and separate. In the end, there is no need to fight for a larger foe. Someone you once loved. Are you willing to give it up? Everybody, take a good look at yourself.
12, what hurts women the most is resentment and guilt. The former let us aim the vicious energy at others; The latter is to turn the gun around and aim this negative emotion at yourself. You can be angry and then take action; You can also regret and improve yourself. But please give up resentment and guilt, which not only makes women ugly, but also brings diseases.
13, maybe, if you are completely injured, you will be completely relieved.
14. In the dictionary of single ladies in the new era, hating marriage is not hating not to marry, but hating not to marry a man who is rich, handsome, single-minded, loves literature and music. Therefore, the synonym of hate marriage is: deserved it.
15, what needs painstaking management and perfunctory work is not yours. Any process of struggle or control is just a tool to train you. What really belongs to you will only approach you in an automatic way, and it will be very comfortable, suitable and convenient. It is waiting for you at the end, just to witness your self-sufficiency. -Annie, baby
16, the difference between life and life is that the former is just an inescapable minute that we have experienced and will pass one day, while the latter is the sum of those people and things that we persistently want to cherish. -Xi Murong
17, the most ruthless is not people, but time; The most precious thing is not money, but emotion; The most terrible thing is not lovelorn, but psychosomatic insufficiency; The most comfortable thing is not the hotel, but the home; The worst thing is not swearing, but being speechless; The best is not future, but today.
18, I want this day, I want to hide my eyes no longer, I want this place, I want to bury my heart no longer, I want all living beings to understand what I mean, and I want all Buddhas to die out!
19, fighting the sword to kill the quartet, my concubine playing the piano, floating and sinking with Lang.
20. When winter comes, you should hold me tight.
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