Uncle, aunt, joke

Doctor: "Have you been eating at random recently?"

Patient: "No. That is, I usually eat the leftovers of my children, I eat the leftovers of my husband and I eat the leftovers of my parents. "

Doctor: "I suggest you keep a pig."

Patient: "What, I have to eat the rest of the pig?"

You know my name by calling me a liar!

Speaking with a Tuen Mun accent in Hong Kong, Xiaoyan, come to my office tomorrow morning.

Me: No! I will come tonight.

The liar paused: Come tomorrow morning.

Me: Why! Did you meet another fox tonight? You say, you tell me! who is it?

The liar hung up the phone. . . What a bore! ! !

Early in the morning, I heard a drug seller coming downstairs. The loudspeaker shouted, "Drugs, drugs, cockroaches, termites and fleas, flies and mosquitoes grabbed the road, and the mouse ran away with its tail between its legs. Lao Wang was scared to pee!" Medicine. . . "

The bus passed the gate of a park, and a dozen aunts and grandmothers crowded in. An old man asked his aunt in his seat, "Look at your rosy face, you are 50 this year, right?"

Aunt smiled and said, "It's 62 this year!"

Grandpa smiled: "I'm 73, please give me your seat!" " "

Aunt laughed even louder: "Ha ha ha I'm pregnant!" " "

I went to the police station to report the loss of a Mercedes-Benz today.

Policeman: Where did you lose it?

A: In the city!

Policeman: Which city?

A: The stock market!

Get out!

Running on the playground, I saw a girl with a good figure. I ran three times after her and saw that she couldn't run. I touched her ass and said, come after me. . .

The weather is getting hotter and hotter. I slowly went upstairs and drank with mineral water. A girl in a miniskirt upstairs stared at me and called me a hooligan.

I looked up angrily and unscrewed the bottle cap of mineral water and drank it dry!

The male ticket came to my house in a frog costume. I asked, "Are you playing the frog prince?"

The male ticket smiled and said, "No, I'm mother frog. I'm here to give you tadpoles."

The matchmaker asked a boy what kind of girl he liked and introduced one to you!

The boy said, "big waves have long hair!" " "

The matchmaker asked, "Is that all?"

The boy said, "No, these are three requirements!" " "

Speaking of Lao Wang

Introduce Lao Wang, who has been warm-hearted since childhood.

I do something for others. Pregnancy is the best.

Whether the toilet is blocked or light in the bedroom is not lit.

Send clothes, medicine, dog food, and finally go to the neighbor's bed.

Everyone says they hate Lao Wang, so we should think about it.

Husband drinks and plays mahjong, leaving beautiful mother at home.

Lao Wang never needs to be strong. Why can he enter your room?

If apricot leaves the wall first, how can Lao Wang be with him?

I advise you to think more about it in the future, and loving couples will be happy for a long time.