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10 daily topics and interesting things

1. One of the most interesting things is that I haven’t seen my best friend for a long time. I am very nervous about the day when we will meet. After all, I gained several pounds during the epidemic. I am worried that she will laugh at her. I am becoming more and more "round".

On the day we met, I went to pick her up in front of her house. She opened the car door. I was stunned for a moment. It turned out that she was also fat, and her face was also fat. The fat on her belly and even her clothes were There was no way to help her "cheat". After she sat down, we all glanced at each other. After looking at each other for a few seconds, we laughed in unison.

The happiest thing in life is having someone to "accompany" you when you gain weight.

2. Something interesting happened recently, having dinner with colleagues. In the past, I always guarded my colleagues to prevent others from getting too close to me, and I would not get too close to my colleagues, which was limited to work relationships. Recently, I have put down my defense line and started to think more openly. I feel that life has passed by for decades, and meeting each other is fate. When dining and working, treat people and things with care, and people will suddenly become enlightened. During the meal, I chatted and laughed with my colleagues, and my work efficiency improved a lot.

3. One evening, after dinner, I took an after-dinner walk along the school track. As I was walking, an animal that looked like a wild boar jumped out to my right in front of me. I was stunned and stopped to look and confirm that it was indeed a wild boar. Oh my god, I thought for a moment, should I continue walking? Then I decisively decided to cross the road and walk to the left, spreading my legs and running forward. While running, I thought: An epidemic really puts humans in cages, and animals come out to have fun. It feels like the plot in the movie is truly restored in real life! Although I was a little scared, fortunately, there was no danger. Love nature, love the environment! Humans and animals coexist peacefully

4. I recently saw a video of a girl in Hangzhou, Zhejiang who often orders takeout, and a delivery boy who often receives takeout orders from the girl. The two got connected because of the takeout and slowly developed. We became lovers, and the delivery boy took the entire delivery team to propose to the girl. The scene was really romantic. I think it's quite interesting. Fate is so wonderful, and takeout has created a beautiful marriage.

5. In the past two days, nucleic acid testing for all employees in Wuhan will be carried out in our community tomorrow. There was an explosion of flowers in the group tonight. There were people showing off equipment downstairs, teaching breathing techniques, and analyzing swallowing. Which one is better, swabbing or nasal swabbing? After all, it is another large-scale gathering of all members, so I am a little nervous. I hope everything goes well!

6. The most interesting thing... I thought about it for a long time and never came up with it. Because school has not resumed, my daily movement is limited, and I don’t get along with others.

Let me tell you the funniest thing I have seen. I bought a beanbag in the past few days and put it in my bedroom. I was lying on the bed without turning on the light. The little dog at home thought I was not in the room, so it jumped up. I stood up and leaned against it. It met my eyes. I actually saw the surprise in its eyes, and then instantly Ran out.

7. My 6-year-old daughter suddenly said today: "Mom, when I grow up, I want to marry Yangyang."? I felt very strange, so I asked: "Why?" My daughter looked confused. Proud: "Because he likes to play with me, and I also like to play with him. Don't good friends have to get married?"

The world of children is so simple. I just covered my face.

8. My son cut off his beard and eyebrows two days ago. When my puppy turns his head while running, his mouth will hit the door frame, corners of the refrigerator, corners of walls, and corners of cabinets. I was angry and funny and asked him, why do you cut it? My son said, you all shaved the dog's hair, why can't I cut it? I had nothing to say. This kid is usually not very good, but now his mind is spinning very fast!

9. Last night at dinner, my husband told us a cold joke. Their department had a dinner together and talked about some interesting personal experiences.

Colleague A: Once I went on a blind date and the person asked me what I did for a living, and I answered IT. After waiting for a long time, the woman replied, "Oh, after a long time, you are a CD seller"!

The other colleagues laughed.

Colleague B: One day my mother’s computer broke and she asked me to fix it for her. I said I didn't know how, and my mother stared at me for a long time. "Then what kind of work do you do in the company every day? You can't fix computers even if you're an IT guy. How dare you say that?"

The other colleagues looked at each other for a while. The whole room burst into laughter.

10. Are the mythical beasts of each family still naughty? I received a message from the parent group yesterday, saying that school will start on the 18th.

Since this message was posted to the group, some people have questioned it, while others are worried. Most of them are having fun, some are posting videos of carnival dancing, drinking drinks to celebrate, and some are shouting for liberation. It seems that during this period of online classes and home learning, parents are really tired.

What interesting things have happened to you recently? You can leave a comment below to tell your interesting story~

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