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Duan Zishou No.2
There is a friend in the host field who is very good at creating stage humor and often makes everyone happy with "unexpected" humor. For example, "Always have a dream. What if there is a ghost? " Dear friends, on the count of three, please invite the next guest, three, two, two point five, ...
The actual results that don't follow the common sense of things are in sharp contrast with the results we imagine and predict, which usually produces humorous effects. In many humors, jokes and cross talks, this "unexpected" method is usually used to construct the punchline. The more unexpected the result, the better the effect.
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This issue invites Professor Jia Ling, the star coach, to take an "unexpected" approach. The following is a fragment of Jia Ling's sketch.
When Michael Chen persuaded Jia Ling to give up the seduction task, Jia Ling solemnly said, "I have made a big step forward", and let the audience first construct the predictive imagination of "successful seduction task" in their minds.
Then he added a sentence, "Grab a man's heart, grab his stomach first, and I have successfully handled a generation of master chefs", which made the actual results in sharp contrast with the predicted results of the audience's brain structure, and then the audience laughed.
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In real life, I might as well collect and design some unexpected jokes, improve their application and improve my humorous ability. The following are two "unexpected" humorous jokes that I extracted. Let's adapt them.
Case 1:
A 50+ year-old woman asked, "How old do you think I am?"
"Look at your glittering and translucent teeth, like 18 years old; Look at your fluffy curly hair, 19 years old; Look at your waist, at most 14 years old, "Xiao Wang said solemnly.
The woman smiled happily: "Can you tell me my age accurately?"
Please add up the figures I just said.
Case 2:
There is a new handsome young man in the office. Menstruation asked enthusiastically, "Young man, have you found a girlfriend?"
The handsome boy was excited and secretly pleased, and then quickly said, "Not yet, aunt wants to introduce me?"
Aunt: "No, seeing that you are so handsome and haven't found a girlfriend, I am relieved of my son."
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