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The boss shook his head: "No."
The little white rabbit ran away with a whoosh.
The next day, the little white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss shook his head angrily: "No."
The little white rabbit ran away with a whoosh.
On the third day, the white rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss shouted angrily, "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! "
The little white rabbit ran away with a whoosh.
The fourth day, the little white rabbit came to this shop again and asked timidly, "Boss, do you have pliers?"
The boss said, "No."
The white rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"
I don't know how many days later, a little black rabbit came to this shop and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss shook his head angrily: "No."
The little black rabbit ran away after hearing it.
The next day, the little black rabbit came to the shop again and asked, "Boss, do you have any carrots?"
The boss was very angry: "No, no! Ask me again and I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! "
The little black rabbit ran away after hearing it.
On the third day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked timidly, "boss, do you have pliers?"
The boss said angrily, "No."
The little black rabbit then asked, "Do you have any carrots?"
The boss got angry, grabbed the little black rabbit, took out a small hammer and knocked out the little black rabbit's teeth.
The fourth day, the little black rabbit came to the store again and asked vaguely, "Boss, do you have carrot juice?"
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