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Why did you say humorously that you were at home?
1, home, rich or poor, is a warm harbor.
No matter how big the world is, go home.
There is a monster in the world that breaks up the parent-child relationship, which is called growing up.
4. I finally got off work and am ready to go home at once. I feel very tired.
5, busy for a big year, no money in my pocket, go home for the New Year.
6. Pack up and go home for the New Year.
7. If you succeed, you will be homesick.
8, the bell rings, the signal to go home.
9. Go home, go back to the original place.
10, hey, I will go home in a blink of an eye.
1 1. Pack up and go home for the New Year.
12, leaving home when young, getting fat when old.
13, finally on holiday, finally can go home.
14, still hiding half a face behind the guitar in front of us, forgetting to bring instant noodles on the bus.
15, it's really troublesome to carry big bags and small bags every new year.
16, who wants to go home and plow without ink in his stomach?
17, I can't wait to get on the rocket and go home immediately.
18, the biggest dream is to hope that one day, when I am walking on the road, a handsome boy will take me home.
19, new clothes, good mood, full of gifts, and a haircut in Shuai Shuai, shouting: Go home!
20, love is not late, filial piety does not wait, often go home to see.
2 1, come home with me, or I will miss you every day.
22, the sun is shining, I want to go home to harvest wheat.
23. In this life, we are all on our way home.
24, a line of egrets in the sky, Lao Tzu squeezed in the middle.
25. I have seen a lot of beautiful scenery this year, and what I yearn for most is the scenery of my hometown.
26. The way home is short and long, the short is the distance, and the long is the mood.
27. I just want to go home quickly every day. It's like acting outside.
28, the world is too big, no matter how far you go, no matter how hard life is, there are always people waiting for you to go home.
29. I just want to take you home.
Don't be sad, let's go home.
3 1, people struggle in a foreign land, wind and rain, exhausted, and return to their hometown for the New Year, and their courage to heal and relieve pain will be enhanced.
32. I've prepared a few Jin of lost meat, and I'm just waiting to go home for the New Year.
33, with the feeling of going home, put aside the suffering of setbacks.
Since God has given talents, let them be used! I haven't moved for five hours.
35. I haven't been home for a long time. Welcome home. A warm welcome.
36. Go home if you have money or no money.
37, there is a familiar road, called the way home!
38. I finally went home on holiday! You can let yourself go and enjoy yourself.
39. I have a home, someone to wait for and food to eat.
40. Only when you leave your hometown can you feel homesick.
4 1. Seeing the most beautiful scenery is the way home.
42. I don't know each other at this time, and I miss my old friend on a moonlit night.
43, nervous, flustered, rushed home.
44. Have money but no money to go home for the New Year.
45. I came back happily and began to relax.
46. There is no copywriting at home, only happiness.
47. I decided to go home for the New Year and sleep in the dark. No one could wake up.
48. It's over. Today is definitely not a good day to go home!
49. The shorter the way home, the less time you have to go home. The deeper you think, the less chance you have to turn back.
50. The most beautiful scenery in the world is not as good as the way home.
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