Talk about funny personalities with low laugh points

1. Staying at home for a long time makes you a bit dull, staying at home for a long time makes you a little cute

2. Just leave when you leave. I don’t want to miss the old days. I think there are some in my memories. You

3. Be a happy person, so happy that it affects the people around us

4. I want to know what your lung capacity is. How can you be so talkative?

5. I was in a good mood at first, but I lost my mood when I saw your unrequited love.

6. What kind of world is it now? Rub it on your body

7. You are pretending to be innocent with me because you are not pure. You can see it at a glance

8. Don’t get so close to me, but I don’t mind. This is how you commit yourself to each other

9. Lovers will eventually get married, but without lovers, the winter will be cold

10. If the world abandons you, you must remember me, and I will too I will abandon you

11. When struggle turns into chaos, I feel that life is really meaningless

12. The current standard for finding a partner is to have a house, a car, and both parents. Death

13. Nowadays, there is less true love and more love for you for money

14. In the future, I will give birth to a beautiful baby and let his father take him to the world< /p>

15. According to the IQ of a pig, I am a handsome guy, are you just that pig?

16. Buddha said: There is no limit to the sea of ??suffering, but when you turn around, you will find the shore.

I said: There is no edge, where does the shore come from

17. The purpose of going to school is to find a partner. This school is just a marriage agency

18. I came to work this morning. Just as they were whispering to each other, the boss came, and the colleague immediately called out to the boss, "Nima, this is a friend"

19. Tuhao also means a bold and unrestrained country bumpkin

20. I will follow If you mess around, I will fall into the ditch, so now I quit

21. There is always a feeling that the money in the bank card cannot be withdrawn, and it will be gone as soon as it is withdrawn

22. For those who don’t like me, I just want to say one thing, you should wear sunglasses

23. Looking up at the sky at 45°, all I see are white clouds

24. There are two types of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil

25. I don’t intend to be different, but how can I have outstanding taste

26. In this winter, for The only thing I will never leave is the cold

27. In fact, I am not vulgar, it’s just that it’s not very obvious

28. If you can’t bear it, just bear it again

< p> 29. Every woman who loves to sleep has a lover called quilt

30. Before she could even get into sex, she was plucked out

31. Kill Survive the wolf, let go the tiger, once I was a 250

32. If I were the second B, then you would be the second best among the second B

33. Having a mouth makes me What you are talking about is not for you to use as a decoration, so don’t pretend to be mute

34. I have my own things to do, so I don’t need you to point fingers from the side

35. Don’t talk about feelings with your sister. She has no feelings. She just gave up to a scumbag a few days ago

36. There is only one consequence for betraying a friend, and that is to stop being a human being

37. It doesn’t hurt, just because I never cared.

38. I’m so sorry to let you know my existence, you SB

39. The days without you, I am very happy, just because you are the source of my sadness

40. Don’t be sentimental about animals, because they don’t know how you hurt them

41. Now that you are here Come here, there is no reason not to remember it

42. Don’t think that because you are tall, your sister must look up to you

43. Then who should take care of the dog around you? Let him bite people everywhere

44. I don’t see the road clearly, but I never give up and keep walking

45. Breaking up is nothing, I can still love You

46. I am a genius who went to Tsinghua University, but the teacher is ignorant

47. When I am a tooth in your mouth in the next life, you will feel my pain as well

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48. I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable

49. Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first. Some funny personality said Let’s talk about the low-key laughs

1. When you sleep in spring, you won’t wake up until dawn. Don’t harass by hanging Q. Suddenly heard the QQ voice, how much truth there is.

2. Men are like the food in the canteen. Although it tastes terrible, it’s too late and it’s not there yet!

3. Want to step over my head? No way! Unless you are wearing a skirt

4. I want to become as thin as a bolt of lightning and light up all the obscene fat people.

5. My figure is actually quite good, fat but not greasy.

6. Change your hairstyle every day when you wake up. Either Ultraman or Super Saiyan.

7. Let me tell you a story: A pig is telling a story! The other pig smiled

8. If you do this again in the future, don’t blame me for turning against me and not being human anymore!

9. My crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

10. You are not my contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

11. You should also follow Tencent’s example and call me “honey” as soon as Tencent comes online. …

12. Who doesn’t know that you are playing with your mobile phone in class and someone is giggling at your crotch.

13. It’s better to be sick than to go to the doctor randomly

14. There is nothing I can’t think of, only things I don’t want to do

< p> 15. I have very good eyesight, but I can’t see you clearly

16. What’s wrong with you if I can’t win? At least I don’t feel inferior to you

17. I don’t want to Disappointing your kindness, I have no choice but to put the banana peel at your feet

18. Please stay away from where I started and don’t infect me with your sadness

19. Get out of here, non-stop Get out of my world

20. One day we will all die, just live like this and wait slowly

21. Since you are willing to go through fire and water for me, I am willing to do it for you. You are heartbroken

22. You are famous for being mean, so no one can compare to you

23. You are an administrator and you can kick people randomly, you are not Are you blind?

24. On this thorny road, there are still beauties that have not yet been discovered

25. Just one word, get out, I only say it once, I am afraid that the people who heard it will not disappear< /p>

26. Are you a chameleon? Do one thing before others and another behind others

27. I am quitting smoking. Smoking affects my image as a good citizen

28. My love is not big, it is what I love You are the only one

29. Don’t say what I have said, don’t redo what I have done, and don’t love those I have loved again

30. It will only make women cry. Men are big losers

31. People who are treacherous are not brothers, don’t tarnish this word

32. There is only one me in the world, you must love me well

< p> 33. Give me time and I can surpass everything, but who is willing to give me time

34. Love has nothing to do with you. My love for you means that I still love you now

35. If you can’t give me results, don’t make any lifelong commitment

36. Just live like this, without passion or reason

37. Forgive You are God's business, and my mission is to send you to see God

38. Falling in love with someone else is treason, and rejecting a man is acting on behalf of God

39. You can forget it if you say you will. , if it is so simple, why should I be sad now?

40. You let me love you with all my heart, have you shared the burden for me?

41. I am not so generous, and being nice to me is hard Go find someone else

42. You poured cold water on me, and when I boiled it, I poured it back

43. You admitted that you were his lover, but he didn’t Admit you are his lover, why should people be sentimental

44. In this false love, my happiness will be empty in the end

45. When I unify the world, I will definitely I will make you the leader of the Beggar Clan

46. I miss you so much, but I gave you countless slaps in my vows

47. If you have the capital to be proud, you will have enough effort to continue. Courage

48. My sister is not as bright as gold, but she has a light that you cannot afford

49. I have seen through everything on the road of life, including this road of mortals

50. Don’t pretend to be cool to your employer. You don’t have the capital to be cool. Talk about your funny personality and make you laugh instantly

1. Chew instant noodles and think of it as you. Since you can’t get it, , I will chew you to death

2. Words are spoken by people, farts are also made by people, they are just breaths

3. My life creed is: live as long as your grandson does Ten years to become a grandfather and then die

4. Don’t underestimate me, although I can’t save the people, but I can harm the people

5. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, There is always one word silently in my heart: "explosion"

6. We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing first

7. The first couplet: The attack on virtue is boundless. The second couplet: All sufferings have no boundaries. The sea of ??corruption has no limit

8. Virgins are precious, and mature women are more expensive. If

If you have a rich woman, you can throw away the two.

9. If I am not married and you are married many years from now, remember to tell your children to be careful after school

10. Driving an Audi My brother is not necessarily a rich second generation, he may be a driver

11. I have been habitually cheating someone lately

12. A typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is early No more, more than half of the call package is left

13. Finally I understand why I wear a mask, not because of germs but because I am afraid of meeting people with bad breath

14. God! If there is no way to make me thin, let my friends become fat

15. You don’t have a medical qualification certificate, why do you say I am crazy

16. I Say how long you can love me, how long can I live and how long can I love you? Are you dead now?

17. Whether you answer it or not, the phone is there, vibrating every time

18. Don’t let me look down on you, use your skills to make me fall in love with you

19. The creditor is the person who will not abandon you even if you go bankrupt

20 , please put me closest to your heart

21. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, I am afraid that I will be infected as soon as I go out

22. You said you You can't live without my words

23. If you are still impulsive, it means you are still passionate about life; if you are always impulsive, it means you still don't understand life.

24. You are so crazy, your breath is louder than your athlete’s foot

25. I really want to stay in your heart for the rest of my life, and I am willing to suffocate myself to death

26 , Looking at the face of the class teacher, I have the urge to drop out of school and talk about studying

27. You come and go when you want. You treat my heart like a hotel

28. Whether you like it or not, your winter vacation homework will always be there without increasing or decreasing

29. There are always endless wedding scenes, like a blessing saying "take good care of your husband"

< p> 30. If you are glib, be careful as I use dish soap on you

31. If you ignore me online, I will give you euthanasia

32. Break up , when I think about the money my girlfriend owes me, I can wake up crying in my dreams

33. Go to work with a bad attitude, get paid after a month and leave with an SB attitude, one more sentence, I I will definitely work hard

34. If a woman is not drunk, a man has no chance. Men don’t get drunk, women don’t get tips

35. Some people stick to it when they go to work, and some stick to the bottom

36. How many people look forward to the "typing" in the QQ dialog box? and loss

37. The salary is as low as a joke, and the life is like nonsense

38. I am more playful, I am afraid that you will not be able to afford to lose

39. My hot ass sticks to your cold face, making you laugh

40. My figure is actually good, fat but not greasy

41. I am very principled My principle for a person is only three words, it depends on my mood

42. Don’t tell me how good she is, why don’t you tell me that I’m taking you easy

43. Being a bitch It is a universal truth, you and I are just one of them

44. My sister has never forgotten you, I just can’t remember what kind of face you have

45. Everything is there When prices rise, people become meaner and meaner

46. My heart is so small, how can I hold a person like you?

47. It’s not that I don’t dare to tell the truth , I'm just afraid that you won't be able to bear the blow

48. If the sky is affectionate, the sky will also grow old. If you touch me, all my sisters will be knocked down

49. Whenever I want to cherish you, you fucking Funny quotes about leaving first, don’t come if you are not funny

1. The real Chinese will not give up every inch of land easily, because the real Chinese cannot give up even an inch of land. No.

2. Disciple, I didn’t expect that you got this thousand-year-old snow lotus by mistake, which can increase your cultivation level by a dozen. Come, I will eat it for you as a master.

3. As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful heaven and earth.

4. There is a certain danger in swimming alone in the wild. It is best to go together. One more person will provide more care on the road to the underworld.

5. Pour a ladle of fine wine into a bucket of sewage, and you will get a bucket of sewage; pour a ladle of sewage into a bucket of fine wine, and you will get a severe beating.

6. Your parents have raised you like a princess for more than 20 years. You are not allowed to just compromise in front of men. You have to negotiate the price first!

7. Pa is a very complete word: it has a mouth, hands and a mouth.

8. Do you think it’s easy for me? Level 4 complained. Level 6 shrugged and replied: Don't mention it, I'm sad too.

9. Guo Jingming’s company perfectly interprets the wooden barrel theory: the shortest one determines everything.

10. The Japanese delegation just apologized to the Olympic Organizing Committee, saying that they just learned that shooting cannot hit people's faces.

11. The most impartial event for the London Olympics referees is shooting, probably because the players have guns in their hands.

12. To a monk, money is just a cloud. Master, just make a price!

13. When Confucius saw a young man with good qualifications, he would smile and pat him on the shoulder and say: Come to Confucianism and see me when you have time.

14. Wang Anshi and Sima Guang have always had political disagreements. It is said that it was because Sima Guang smashed his family's vat when he was a child.

15. Wenhui! Wenhui! Listen! I'm peeing.

16. A woman’s mood: 30% of it is determined by nature and 70% of it depends on shopping.

17. If you want to be unknown to others, you must be careful.

18. Tomorrow comes tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows! Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

19. The eyes are the windows to the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the window sill of the soul.

20. Waiting online, it’s quite urgent. --Thus said the hungry spider

21. Boss, come and pack rat slices! --Cat

22. You don’t need too many good friends, just two are enough. One is willing to lend you money. When he asks you for a debt, the other is willing to beat him to death.

23. The story of Chang'e and Hou Yi teaches us: there will be no results for a woman who takes drugs and a man who likes to shoot randomly outside.

24. Once upon a time, there was a girl named Xiaomu. Later, she had breast augmentation and everyone called her Xiaosu.

25. Symbols frequently used by thieves have been published online. Disappointingly, there is no symbol for "lonely young woman at home".

26. Books you buy are like people you like, some of them always fall into the hands of friends.

27. Cold Food Festival and Qingming Festival, April 4 and April 5, are two consecutive festivals to commemorate a pair of lovers named "Han" and "Ming".

28. Xiaohua is 12 years older than her sister. Four years later, her sister will be twice as old as Xiaohua. Please give her her contact information.

29. The eyes are the windows to the soul, and the bags under the eyes are the window sill of the soul.