Find a clever answer to the story

When Kong Rong 10 was a year old, there was also a story that was cleverly answered correctly.

When Kong Rong was a child, he not only studied hard, but also was good at thinking. Father always takes him with him when he goes out to visit guests. 10 years old, came to Luoyang with his father. Li Yingfu, the prefect of Luoyang. At this time, the doorman quickly pulled it and asked, "Which child are you? Go and play! " Kong Rong replied seriously: "Please go in and announce that Kong Rong, Shandong Province is visiting." "The gatekeeper saw that he was serious and didn't know who he was. He smiled and asked, "Little childe, do you have any red stickers?" "Kong Rong said," My family has been in contact with your master for generations. You don't need a red sticker, just notice. "The gatekeeper was afraid of mistreating the distinguished guests, so he had to go in and report back. At this time, Mars was talking with many literati. After listening to the briefing, he couldn't remember the relationship between Kong Rong and his family for a while, so he had to laugh and say, "Come in!" Kong Rong Jr. walked into the hall excitedly, greeting the host and guests, with a supercilious attitude. When giving up his seat, Mars looked at the handsome boy and wondered, This child has never met before, but why does he claim to know his family? So, Mars asked, "Little Childe, you said that our two families have been friends for generations. Why can't I remember! Kong Rong said with a smile, "Five hundred years ago, Confucius asked Lao Tzu for a gift. Confucius' surname is Kong, and Laozi's surname is Li. It can be seen that Confucius and Li have a teacher-student relationship for 500 years. Today, you are Li, my surname is Kong, and it is also a teacher-student relationship. Our two families are just family members for life! "

Kong Rong surprised everyone, and all the guests here were secretly amazed. Li Ying, the satrap, couldn't help laughing: "Little childe is really a child prodigy." Only Dr. Yang Chen, a Chinese medicine doctor, disagreed and said coldly, "People who are smart when they are young may not succeed when they grow up." Facing the challenge, Kong Rong smiled and said, "In this way, my husband must have been very smart when he was a child." This clever answer made Chen Wei blush and speechless, and secretly sat there angry. Kong Rong else, pretending to be an adult, seriously drinking tea, made everyone laugh.

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During the Southern and Northern Dynasties, there was a clever story about "Lian Quan lets water flow". During the Song and Ming Dynasties (465-47 1), Liangzhou ruled the vast areas of southern Shaanxi, Sichuan and northern Guizhou, and the state ruled Nanzheng. On one occasion, Liangzhou sent Bainian to Beijing to consult with Emperor Liu. When he came to Beijing to chat with him, he asked Fan, "Ai Qing, there is a kind of water called Chanquan in Guangzhou. It is said that corrupt officials there are all related to drinking this water. Have you ever heard of this? " There is such a record in the history books about the greedy spring in Guangzhou. During the Jin Dynasty, there was a strange spring in Shimen, Guangzhou. Whoever drinks this spring water regards money as life and is insatiable, so it is called "greedy spring". At that time, medical accidents were rampant in Guangzhou, which was said to be related to this. Later, the imperial court appointed Wu Yinzhi as the secretariat of Guangzhou, and told him to do harm and benefit. When Wu arrived in Guangzhou, he first drank the water from the greedy spring and said, "What does official greed have to do with the spring?" At the same time, I recited a poem and said: "The ancients said that this water is pregnant with a thousand. Try to make Qi Yi drink, but you will never change your mind. " It means that human beings in the past will miss thousands of dollars of wealth after drinking the water from the greedy spring. If honest people like Boyi and Shu Qi drink it, they will never be morally bankrupt. During Wu's tenure, he was strict, honest and clean in Guangzhou. Without waiting for Fan to think, he asked punfully, "Is there such a place name in Liangzhou?" After thinking about it, Fan slightly replied: "The Holy See knows that there are only Liangzhou, Rangshui, Wen Chuan and Wuxiang." Li Anquan, let the water be named ancient water. The former is Lianshui in Nanzheng County, and the latter is the five townships in Hantai District. Ming Di asked again, "Where does Ai Qing live?" Fan said, "I live between honesty and concession." Fan Bainian's ingenious answer is impeccable, which not only shows that the place where he works is simple and humble, but also implies that he is incorruptible in politics and doesn't care about dignitaries, which is praised by Liangzhou people. This is the origin of the allusion "Lian Quan lets water".