Hunan dialect joke, Hunan dialect joke

1. An old man is busy milling pure flowers, frying them and selling them.

One day, someone was quarreling at the edge of her stall. Many people were watching. A mang brother (a bold man) passed by, but he couldn't see it, so he asked the (that) old man what was going on at the edge of the boat (what was going on there! )”?

old bo "Changsha city"!

Brother Zamang immediately came to Hong Kong: "No, I asked what the road was like.".

old bo "Wuyi road ~"!

Brother Mang is anxious: "You are mistaken (you are mistaken), I mean what is the noise in Luoli!"!

old bo "fried sunflower seeds".

2. A woman is bored: she smells like eggs (not interesting at all)

A man is bored: she smells like eggs in a tube (what's the point? )

a man and a woman are bored together: eggs smell (nothing! )

3. The bus conductor is shouting in plastic Putonghua: "Please go to your stomachs, go to your stomachs and think ~, and your stomachs are chattering."

(Please go inside, a little inside, it's very loose! )

4. Q: "Hey, are you a pig? (Personnel Bureau) "

The other party:" You are mistaken, I am not a person but a pig (Personnel Bureau), and my mother is a pig (Grain Bureau). "

5. On the mahjong table, a man sighed, "Alas, I'm still standing on the shore!"

The other replied, "If you stand dry on the shore, I can't stand in the belly (inside) of the water (there's nothing I can do)".

6. After the blackout in Yageji, I invested yuan, and a miscellaneous old mansion jumped up and down, knocking you to the ground, but it took you to the ground, oh, it took you to eat? It turns out that the old mansion is a fat land, not just for meat. (On a dark night, suddenly, a tiger jumped out and threw you on the ground, but it didn't eat you. Why didn't it eat you? Because that tiger is * * * and doesn't eat pork.)

7. "Dad, you download software for (me) ~", son

"What's the matter? Next? " Tangke dared to understand, "What's the matter with that?"? (what? Have a baby? My wife didn't understand, so why have children? )

8. The stutterer wants to go to Dongmao Street, but he doesn't know the way. "Tong ... Tong ... Tong ... Zhi, excuse me, are you going to Dong ... Dong ... Dong"

"Hi, are you playing drums in Luoli?" The person being asked is also quite impatient.

The stammer flew into a rage: "I'll stumble … stumble … stumble … stumble … your two mouths"!

"You just played the kagyu drum (after playing the drum), and you made Luoli (come here) play the gong!

9. When a sister camel was walking in the night, she suddenly saw a full brother coming towards Ziga with open arms, making a gesture of smashing a hug, so the trade took a kick and the full brother fell to the ground and cried wildly. "I can't get anywhere with three pieces. It may not be difficult to bring a piece of glass back to the house!" When a girl was walking at night, she suddenly saw a man coming like himself with open arms, making a hug, so she gave him a hard kick and the man fell to the ground crying: "It's already three pieces. Who have I offended? It's so difficult to bring a piece of glass home!" )