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Some language problems

1. The stubborn stone here means (difficulty), the dripping water wears away the stone means (difficulty solved), and the spirit of dripping water wears away the stone means (perseverance).

There is only one sentence in the excerpt, please change this sentence into another way, and the meaning will not change (you see, all people who have achieved their careers in ancient and modern times, at home and abroad, rely on this spirit of dripping water and wearing stones, and finally succeed on their way forward. )

2. Seeing that the teacher is gentle and not fierce at all, you will use these two idioms to describe (amiable) (approachable). Seeing a classmate in your class doing well, you can use this idiom to praise her (outstanding) (among the best).

Three. I collect homophones, couplets or jokes.

1. Homophonic ancient poetry (rising in the east and falling in the west, the road is clear (sentimental) and sunny (sentimental).

Lotus can be picked in Jiangnan, so there is no lotus leaf. With his head down, he fiddled with the lotus seeds in the water, which were as green as the lake. "Lotus seed" is homophonic with "Reiko Kobayakawa", which means "love you". ) )

2. Homophonic couplets (east regardless, west regardless, wine tube; Prosperity or decline, drink it. )

3. Homophonic joke (A foreign girl married to China was pointed out not to eat fried dough sticks at breakfast: "Dip it."

She stood up at once and was told, "Take a dip!"

Confused, she said indignantly, "Let me eat standing up. I have stood up. Where should I stand? " ? )

Iv. Idioms to describe conversation (Kan Kan talks) (eloquent) (laughing) (Kan Kan talks)

Idioms describe sadness (grief) (grief) (despair) (crying for the ground)

Idioms express courage (fearless in the face of danger) (physically strong) (desperately trying to survive) (risking one's life and forgetting one's death)

Synonym idiom (look around) (be well informed) (observe words and observe colors) (be far-sighted)

Idioms with antonyms (none) (one to two) (showdown) (inside and outside)

Idioms with numbers (life) (gossip) (fate decides three lives) (seven ups and eight downs)

Fifth, expand the sentence (at least two places)

The destruction of Yuanmingyuan (the Yuanmingyuan, known as the Garden of Ten Thousand Gardens) was destroyed by Eight-Nation Alliance's gun. )

Students play games (teachers and students play games on the playground. )

Sixth, change it into anthropomorphic sentences.

Butterflies are flying among the flowers. Butterflies scurry about among the flowers like children. )

Sorghum is ripe (sorghum has grown into an adult). )

7. Change the metaphor.

The foam stirred by the waves is beautiful. In the garden like the sea, bubbles are beautiful flowers. )

Her singing is very sweet. Her singing is as sweet as the cry of an oriole. )

Eight. Change it into an exaggerated sentence

The cold wind stung my face. The cold wind blows on the face, just like a knife. )

The examination room is very quiet. It was so quiet in the examination room that you could hear a needle fall to the ground. )

Nine. The teacher said to me, "Your mother is not available to pick you up today. I'll take you home! " "

The teacher told me that my mother couldn't pick me up today, and she would take me home. )

The clerk said to Xiaoming, "We don't sell fruit here. You have to go to the market. "

The salesman told Xiao Ming that they didn't have any fruit there and asked him to go to the market to buy it. )

Li Ping said that he was ill and could not come to school. He asked me to ask the teacher for leave for him.

Li Ping said, "I am sick and can't go to school. Please ask my teacher for leave. " )

Wang Gang told Li Ming that his shoes were broken and the soles were bleeding. He really can't walk. Let Li Mingxian go!

Wang Gang said to Li Ming, "My shoes are broken and the soles are bleeding. I really can't walk. Please go first! " )

With Tenuto, this is a great spectacle. Change to double negative (isn't this a great spectacle? )

You should know about it. Change it to a double negative (you shouldn't know it. )

There is not a child who does not love his mother. Every child loves his mother. )

In order to go home, Fanka had to write to grandpa and tell him the pain of being an apprentice. In order to go home, Fanka wrote to grandpa and told him the pain of being an apprentice. )