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When you were young, you thought there was an answer to everything, but when you get older, you may feel that there is no so-called answer in life.

Every day you have the opportunity to pass by many people,

Some people may become your friends

or confidants

So I never give up any opportunity to rub against others.

Sometimes I get a bloody headache,

Whatever! Just be happy.

---Fallen Angel

"If I had one more ticket, would you come with me?"

--In the Mood for Love

Those passing years are as if they can be seen through a piece of dusty glass, but cannot be grasped.

--In the Mood for Love

I don’t know since when, everything has a date on it. Saury will expire, canned meat will expire, and even plastic wrap will expire. I began to wonder, is there anything in this world that will not expire?

--Chongqing Express

On the 16th, April 16th. You were with me one minute before three o'clock in the afternoon on April 16, 1960, and I will remember this minute because of you. From now on we are friends for a minute, that's a fact, you can't change it because it's in the past. I will come again tomorrow.

-- Days of Being Wild

I heard others say that there is a kind of bird in the world that has no legs. It can only fly and fly. When it is tired of flying, it will fly away. Sleeping inside, this kind of bird can only go to the ground once in its life, and that time is when it dies

-- Days of Being Wild

Many years later, I have a nickname called Xidu, any People can become vicious, as long as you have tried what jealousy is. I don't mind what other people think of me, I just don't want others to be happier than me. I thought some people would never be jealous because they were too proud. When I debuted, I met a person. Because he liked to hang out in the east, many years later, he was nicknamed Dongxie. Do you know the difference between drinking alcohol and drinking water? The more you drink wine, the warmer you become; the more you drink water, the colder it becomes. The more you want to forget someone, the more you will actually remember him. The trouble with people is that they have a good memory. It would be great if you could forget everything and make every day a new beginning. Everyone will go through this stage and see a mountain and want to know what is behind the mountain. I really want to tell him that maybe if you go to the back of the mountain, you will find nothing special. Looking back, I might think this side was better. Everyone insists on their own beliefs. In the eyes of others, it is a waste of time, but she thinks it is very important.

Dongxie: Although I like her very much, I never told her. Because I know that what you can’t get is always the best.

Xi Du: I have known how to protect myself since I was a child. I know that the best way to avoid being rejected is to reject others first.

Xi Du: Drunk and dreamy, it was just a joke she played on me. The more you want to forget something, the better you will remember it. When there are things you can't get, the only thing you can do is not forget them.

Murong: I once asked myself, is the woman you love most the most? But I don't want to know now. If one day I can't help but ask you, you must lie to me. No matter how reluctant you are, don't tell me that the person you love most is not me.

---Ashes of Time

Many times, if you love someone too deeply, you will get drunk, and if you hate someone for too long, your heart will break easily. The most painful thing in the world is waiting. I don’t know how long she has been waiting for me. I always thought that I would never have the chance to see her again. Suddenly, I don’t know how to speak, I don’t know how to say the first sentence. Tell her I really love her.

It turns out that many troubles in the world can be easily solved. As long as you are willing to look at some things from the other side, you will have a different situation. I finally understand what "Jinghua Shuiyue" means. In fact, where love comes, you should be in it. There is me, and there is you in me. Who is a boy and who is a girl? What does it matter? It’s enough for two people to be happy together. Today she is the little bully, but maybe it will be my turn tomorrow.

--The World is Unparalleled

Life is full of coincidences, and one day two parallel lines will intersect.

---Go left, go right

Do you know that I have been lying to you?

Just lie, just like a moth, even if you know you are going to get hurt, you will still throw yourself on the fire - are moths like that? !

--- Westward Journey: The Marriage of the Great Sage

My ideal person is an unparalleled hero. One day he will come to marry me on seven-colored clouds. I guessed right, but I can't guess the ending...

--- The Great Sage's Marriage in Westward Journey

If I live another day, I will choose to be your girlfriend. Lifespan?

No, so I am not your girlfriend in the end.

If I had wings, I would fly down from heaven to see you. Do I have wings?

No, so I won’t come down to see you.

If I have a bathtub of water, it will extinguish the flame of love between us. Do I have a bathtub of water?

I have it, so I extinguished the flame of love.

---First intimate contact

Be sure to choose the best prime location,

Hire a French designer,

We must build apartments of the highest quality!

The elevator enters the home directly.

The minimum apartment size is 400 square meters.

What broadband, optical cable, and satellite can be connected to him? He answered,

There is a garden upstairs and a swimming pool inside the building.

There is a British butler standing in the building,

Wearing a wig, special The kind of gentleman,

As soon as the owner comes in, no matter what happens,

He has to say "may I help you sir" Can I do something for you?)?

You have an authentic Cockney accent, which makes you more face-saving!

Build another aristocratic school in the community,

The teaching materials will be from Harvard,

The tuition alone will cost tens of thousands of dollars a year,

Build another American clinic (child),

24-hour consultation,

It is expensive per word (child),

It will cost money to treat a cold Eighteen thousand of them!

The neighbors around us either drive BMWs or Mercedes-Benzes.

If you drive a Japanese car,

you will be embarrassed to say hello to them.

How much would you have to sell an apartment like this for per square meter?

I think it’s worth two thousand dollars no matter what!

Two thousand US dollars is the cost,

It starts from four thousand US dollars,

Don’t discount it if it’s too expensive,

You have to Study the shopping psychology of homeowners,

Homeowners who are willing to spend two thousand dollars to buy a house,

don’t care about paying another two thousand dollars,

Do you know what a successful person is? ?

Successful people buy whatever they want.

They always buy the most expensive ones but not the best ones!

So, our slogan for real estate is,

Don’t seek the best, but seek the most expensive!

---Big shots

“People on land like to search for the bottom of things and waste a lot of time.

Winter is worried about the late arrival of summer, and summer is worried about the future of winter. To.

So you keep chasing an unreachable place with summer all year round——

I don’t envy you.

--- The Pianist on the Sea

If the moonlight shines on my door when the moon rises at night, I hope the Moonlight Goddess can grant me a wish, I think

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I want a pair of human hands. I want to hold my lover tightly in my arms, even if I have never tasted the feeling of warmth. , maybe I wouldn’t be so cold; if I had never felt the sweetness of love, maybe I wouldn’t be in such pain, if I had never met the kind-hearted Peg, if I had never been. If I had left my room,

I would not have known how lonely I was.

---Edward Scissorhands

You think, because of me. Being poor, humble, short, and not beautiful, do I have no soul and no heart? You are wrong. My soul is as full as yours, and my heart is as rich as yours. We stand at the feet of God, and we are equal!

--- Jane Eyre

Catia, the sound of your breathing is the sound of rain. Before I die, I long for the rain to fall on my face again.

---British Patient

I would give anything just to get in touch with you again

---The relationship between humans and ghosts is over

I want to walk towards you, you have been walking towards me for a long time, although no one knew the existence of the other before we met.

---The Bridge of Lost Dreams

Listen, Rose. You're going to get out of here. You're going to go on. You're going to make lots of babies, and you're going to watch them grow. You're going to die and old , an old lady in her warm bed, not here, not this night, not like this. Do you understand me?

——Titanic

There is a kind of bird that cannot be contained , every feather of it shines with the brilliance of freedom

——The Shawshank Redemption

“Is life inherently bitter or is childhood just bitter? ”

“That’s how life is. "

——This killer is not too cold

The most "shocking" words: Wallace's cry before execution: "Freedom! "

---Brave Heart

Fire at me! Fire at me!

——Heroic Sons and Daughters